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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3900 on: 31/07/2014 14:41:25 »
What's that pig doing by the dog food? Oi! get that hog nose out of that dish.
 

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« Reply #3901 on: 31/07/2014 15:06:14 »
What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3902 on: 31/07/2014 15:08:50 »
And now for a song.

Ven om calling yoooo oooowooo oooowoooooo,
Vill you answer toooo oooowoooo ooowoooo


Paleface sing with forked tongue.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3903 on: 31/07/2014 15:36:15 »
Howdy paleface, or should I say bucketface.
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« Reply #3904 on: 01/08/2014 03:46:36 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.

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« Reply #3905 on: 01/08/2014 04:00:32 »

Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.


I invested in the inventor of the shag carpet and made a big pile.

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« Reply #3906 on: 01/08/2014 10:10:10 »

Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.


I invested in the inventor of the shag carpet and made a big pile.



I started up a new business and was looking for an investor to help with funds.

One potential investor ask me "What lin o you in?"

Though he did invest, after a while, he pulled the rug from under my feet. Another investor said "Don't worry, I willton up the motorway to replace the lost funding. Together we'll ax minster woolyhead."
My Mexican workforce did a Mexican wave and shouted in appreciation, "Underlay, underlay." I felt quite touched.
 

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« Reply #3907 on: 01/08/2014 10:27:02 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.



So you're Friesian out the snake puns eh!
 

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« Reply #3908 on: 01/08/2014 16:56:11 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!



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« Reply #3909 on: 01/08/2014 18:47:30 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.



So you're Friesian out the snake puns eh!


S N A K E!!!   

                  S N A K E!!!



 

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« Reply #3910 on: 03/08/2014 18:32:19 »

Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.


Well, then, how come this Leading Snake Charmer I asked knows nothing about it???

 

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« Reply #3911 on: 06/08/2014 11:56:38 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!





I seem to have goofed again. this time I got a brazier by mistake. I wouldn't mind so much, but I went a long way to coal chest her.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3912 on: 06/08/2014 12:02:27 »

Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.


Well, then, how come this Leading Snake Charmer I asked knows nothing about it???



That silly old fakir knows nothing.

It looks like he's trying to frighten the life out of that poor snake. Is he the turbanator?
 

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« Reply #3913 on: 08/08/2014 20:01:39 »

Is he the turbanator?


No, but he has a mean wrist.

A terror wrist!



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« Reply #3914 on: 09/08/2014 16:12:41 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!





I seem to have goofed again. this time I got a brazier by mistake. I wouldn't mind so much, but I went a long way to coal chest her.

Then I suppose you and Anna will celebrate the gift and stay at the 3 Cups Hotel?





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« Reply #3915 on: 10/08/2014 14:40:37 »

Then I suppose you and Anna will celebrate the gift and stay at the 3 Cups Hotel?





Only if the cups are made of tri titanium.


 

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« Reply #3917 on: 14/08/2014 02:29:25 »

Only if the cups are made of tri titanium.







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« Reply #3918 on: 15/08/2014 10:58:15 »
No, no Demo, TRITITANIUM, not 'try Ronald Regan'.

He may not have been in a sci-fi during his Hollywood days, but he came close to The War of the Worlds as the president. He even suggested to UK premier Mrs Thatcher that the US & UK should look into developing weapons using Gama rays. Maggie was quite keen on the idea until she realised it could result in the 'Regan Ray gun'.
 

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« Reply #3919 on: 15/08/2014 11:03:16 »
And so soon after Robin Williams,



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« Reply #3920 on: 15/08/2014 18:14:38 »
Don_1, with so many people passing, at least we can be thankful that we and our friends are staying forever young!!






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« Reply #3921 on: 15/08/2014 18:27:46 »
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« Reply #3922 on: 17/08/2014 07:12:01 »


Don_1, she is annaticipating your gift and celebration!

Don't keep her in suspense!
 

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« Reply #3923 on: 17/08/2014 07:19:16 »


Is he the turbanator?


All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.
 

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« Reply #3924 on: 18/08/2014 10:59:38 »


Is he the turbanator?


All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Oh I know what you mean. Its my neighbour who is to blame, the one with all the cats.
Buddah not to worry, his time is about due, I'm going to muzzle him, the silly old cat-a-holic. I'll creep up from behind do it and scarper before he cries t' Ian for help. It wont be until I slam the door behind me that he will be able to page Anna for help.
 

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