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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3975 on: 30/08/2014 02:21:22 »



WOA!!!! There I was cleaning the WC when I looked up and on the loo I see Anna.


Sign in the bar -- over the loo:

   WE AIM TO PLEASE
YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!

 

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« Reply #3976 on: 30/08/2014 04:28:32 »


WOA!!!! There I was cleaning the WC when I looked up and on the loo I see Anna.


Are you sure it isn't Lucy you see?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3977 on: 31/08/2014 13:21:34 »


WOA!!!! There I was cleaning the WC when I looked up and on the loo I see Anna.


Are you sure it isn't Lucy you see?

Oh no! I kan sas out who I was looking at, but I have now explained to her that I didn't mean to pek at all.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3978 on: 31/08/2014 13:23:48 »
As Mary landed, Anna polised the crowd of onlookers.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3979 on: 31/08/2014 13:25:37 »
Being really hungry, I said to Ken, tucky in to your Frankforta.
 

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« Reply #3980 on: 31/08/2014 13:33:44 »
The cleaners had not done a very good job on my trousers nor the hat & da kot a had entrusted to them. I took it all back to them to point out their failings. "Just look" I said, "at bis marck here!"
 

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« Reply #3981 on: 31/08/2014 13:39:36 »
On the flor I'd a large model of a Giraffe. Demo came to look at it and exclaimed "Tall ah as seen on wild life programmes."
 

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« Reply #3982 on: 31/08/2014 13:44:33 »
Sometimes you can feel quite ill in oisy situations, such as the spring filled atmosphere of deer rutting.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3983 on: 31/08/2014 13:52:28 »
Abdul didn't know whether to speak to the calif or near imam about sacking all the children working near the harem and if he should sac ra men too.
 

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« Reply #3984 on: 01/09/2014 03:55:59 »

She thought she was living in a major, cultural "hotspot" American city in Minnesota, but actually my aunt's home city was jokingly known as Minnie no place.
 

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« Reply #3985 on: 01/09/2014 04:13:35 »

Abdul didn't know whether to speak to the calif or near imam about sacking all the children working near the harem and if he should sac ra men too.

The Globetrotters made the large NYC neighborhood harlem famous.

 

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« Reply #3986 on: 01/09/2014 04:21:42 »
On the flor I'd a large model of a Giraffe. Demo came to look at it and exclaimed "Tall ah as seen on wild life programmes."

I also said, "Oh My!am I ever impressed!"
 

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« Reply #3987 on: 01/09/2014 05:27:14 »

As Mary landed, Anna polised the crowd of onlookers.

Then Anna said, "If you're tired carrying on, just pass the ball ti more!"
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3988 on: 05/09/2014 16:31:40 »
If an Australian Stannum prospector digs in Texas, would it be an Aus tin mine? (Fort what its Worth.
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« Reply #3989 on: 05/09/2014 16:36:02 »
Can't think of any more Texan puns for now, so El Passo it on to you Demo.
 

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« Reply #3990 on: 05/09/2014 16:38:33 »
I think it would be a good idea to put a large clock tower with a deep resounding bell in it in Big Bend National Reserve.
 

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« Reply #3991 on: 05/09/2014 16:42:38 »
In a Texas Panhandle High School a young lady was observed running around naked from the waste up. A tutor shouted to her "HEY! Gal, vest on please."
 

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« Reply #3992 on: 06/09/2014 00:38:20 »


Can't think of any more Texan puns for now, so El Passo it on to you Demo.


Are Hyou stoned, Don_1? You know I dally my ass when there's no pressure, but now I feel the need to get religion so I'll move and pray to Corpus Christi to fill my head with puns!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3993 on: 06/09/2014 01:03:31 »
SHHHHhhhh, don't let on to Demo, he thinks he is safe from my entrapping him, but I'll lure him into my lare doe.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3994 on: 06/09/2014 01:06:36 »
The garden is looking untidy, al a mow the lawn tomorrow.

I think that's the best plano the day.
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« Reply #3995 on: 06/09/2014 01:13:49 »
Perhaps the garden might look better if the windows were clean, Another job for tomorrow. I'll buff a low window to start with, but right now I'm going to bed ford a goodley night's sleep.
 

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« Reply #3996 on: 06/09/2014 03:56:14 »


Can't think of any more Texan puns for now, so El Passo it on to you Demo.


Are Hyou stoned, Don_1?


New Yorkers can't even pronounce it right!

They call it HOUSEton Street!  :(




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« Reply #3997 on: 06/09/2014 13:08:35 »
How do they arrive at that pronunciation?

They should be made aware of what that Biblical chap is alleged to have said. It goes something like "Whoever is without sin, hu stone first."
 

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« Reply #3998 on: 06/09/2014 13:16:17 »
I understand that in Annapolis, the state governor is to pass environmental laws to bring an end to a lunatic fad in which fishmongers mar eel and shell fish before selling them.

Did Juneau that? Well al ask er what its all about.
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« Reply #3999 on: 06/09/2014 13:22:31 »
Well I'd a ho, these fishermen eh! Well boise will be boise.
 

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