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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4000 on: 06/09/2014 13:25:30 »
And in NV, a new motoring organisation has said neva da cars on city roads should exceed 25mph.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4001 on: 06/09/2014 20:30:42 »


Did Juneau that? Well al ask er what its all about.


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« Reply #4002 on: 06/09/2014 20:34:06 »
What's new about Mexico these days?
 

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« Reply #4003 on: 06/09/2014 20:39:11 »
Did you hear about the Italian Supervisor Harry's new zone-a rules-a?
 

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« Reply #4004 on: 06/09/2014 20:46:35 »
Don_1 sees Demo on the street and says, "O hi, don't I know you from somewhere?"


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4005 on: 06/09/2014 20:52:22 »
Writing with a broken pencil is vain and pointless, ya know?
 

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« Reply #4006 on: 06/09/2014 20:56:44 »
Did you hear that Anna rhode to an exotic island and took her chemistry set with her?
 

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« Reply #4007 on: 06/09/2014 23:33:22 »

Can't think of any more Texan puns for now.



 

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« Reply #4008 on: 07/09/2014 18:18:57 »
And in NV, a new motoring organisation has said neva da cars on city roads should exceed 25mph.






"Don_1 is soooo funny"





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4009 on: 08/09/2014 02:33:59 »


The cleaners had not done a very good job on my trousers nor the hat & da kot a had entrusted to them. I took it all back to them to point out their failings. "Just look" I said, "at bis marck here!"





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4010 on: 15/09/2014 07:33:16 »
"Who are you?" the reporter asked the lady linked to the arm of the movie star.  She replied "I da ho."
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4011 on: 16/09/2014 11:35:06 »
"Who are you?" the reporter asked the lady linked to the arm of the movie star.  She replied "I da ho."

That's a gem, stone me if it ain't.

She was da ho alright, she's after all the boise

Mind you, that movie star she was tagging along with was a real burley character.
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« Reply #4012 on: 17/09/2014 20:23:16 »
"Who are you?" the reporter asked the lady linked to the arm of the movie star.  She replied "I da ho."


"I da ho"     "No I da ho!"        "No I da ho!"

Edit: Not everyone agrees that Idaho potatoes are superior!

Snobbery?



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4013 on: 18/09/2014 20:56:12 »
No, I da hoe.

No, I da hoe.


Can't we share?

OK, we'll go Dutch.
 

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« Reply #4014 on: 19/09/2014 04:12:48 »
So who da hoe??????????????
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4015 on: 19/09/2014 07:53:29 »
So who da hoe??????????????

Weheeel *HIC* I da ho. ***HIC***

EEEeeeny whay, Ho chars eeeny whay ***HIC***

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4016 on: 19/09/2014 07:57:38 »
I launched my Dutch hoe 'javelin' style, aimed at Holland, from the surface of the Moon, but it neder landed.
 

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« Reply #4017 on: 19/09/2014 17:36:12 »
I launched my Dutch hoe 'javelin' style, aimed at Holland, from the surface of the Moon, but it neder landed.

Norway that could ever happen!

The Dutch hoe should have landed and hit denmark!


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4018 on: 19/09/2014 17:51:37 »
So who da hoe??????????????

Weheeel *HIC* I da ho. ***HIC***

EEEeeeny whay, Ho chars eeeny whay ***HIC***



I hope you fired the floor refinishers.

They simply could not hold their lacquer.


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« Reply #4019 on: 20/09/2014 05:44:07 »


Ho no ! It's too early for Christmas!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4020 on: 20/09/2014 08:43:01 »
I launched my Dutch hoe 'javelin' style, aimed at Holland, from the surface of the Moon, but it neder landed.

Norway that could ever happen!

The Dutch hoe should have landed and hit denmark!




Could that be? Did I miss the landing?

I shall have to scan d neighvours
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4021 on: 20/09/2014 08:46:04 »

I hope you fired the floor refinishers.

They simply could not hold their lacquer.


Not only that, but they couldn't do the job. They just kept on whining.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4022 on: 20/09/2014 09:00:47 »


Ho no ! It's too early for Christmas!!

Wow! What a stocking filler........ and a bra filler....... and a hot pants filler.......

Calm down lad, before you make a fool of yourself.

 

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« Reply #4023 on: 21/09/2014 13:48:43 »
Are you trying to say that she's one real hot potato from Idaho?
 

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« Reply #4024 on: 22/09/2014 03:00:03 »
I launched my Dutch hoe 'javelin' style, aimed at Holland, from the surface of the Moon, but it neder landed.

Norway that could ever happen!

The Dutch hoe should have landed and hit denmark!




Could that be? Did I miss the landing?

I shall have to scan d neighvours

US = scan d neighvors
 

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