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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4050 on: 26/09/2014 21:46:03 »


A spokesbot said "We are being dealt a rw and a lot of the time."


A counter-spokesbot said "We are being dealt a raw deal and a lot of the time.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4051 on: 26/09/2014 22:24:34 »


A spokesbot said "We are being dealt a rw and a lot of the time."


A counter-spokesbot said "We are being dealt a raw deal and a lot of the time.

Its bad enough getting rw and a lot of the time through (thru) being made to do the washing up, but this pair keeping treading on my feet giving me a sore Tutsi.
Don't look at me coming the old innocent and asking hutu? Its you two!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4052 on: 26/09/2014 22:28:47 »


A spokesbot said "We are being dealt a rw and a lot of the time."


A counter-spokesbot said "We are being dealt a raw deal and a lot of the time.

I'd give him a smack on the bottom, that'll give him a raw hide.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4053 on: 27/09/2014 23:19:50 »

I'd give him a smack on the bottom, that'll give him a raw hide.





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4054 on: 27/09/2014 23:26:48 »


A spokesbot said "We are being dealt a rw and a lot of the time."


A counter-spokesbot said "We are being dealt a raw deal and a lot of the time.

Its bad enough getting rw and a lot of the time through (thru) being made to do the washing up, but this pair keeping treading on my feet giving me a sore Tutsi.
Don't look at me coming the old innocent and asking hutu? Its you two!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4055 on: 29/09/2014 21:26:34 »
Al Jolson made that song famous, and Jerry Lee Lewis, a famous Hutu pianist, did a nice cover version of that song.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4056 on: 30/09/2014 22:08:21 »
Today, September 30, is:
Ask A Stupid Question Day

Huh?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4057 on: 06/10/2014 16:36:42 »
Today, September 30, is:
Ask A Stupid Question Day

Huh?

Should I ask today?


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4058 on: 06/10/2014 16:48:04 »
Today is 'Come & Take it Day'.

October

 Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
              1   2  3  4   5
       7    8   9 10  11 12
 13 14  15  16 17 18 19
 20 21  22  23 24 25 26
 27 28  29  30 31   

Looks like I'm too late, somebody already took it.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4059 on: 06/10/2014 16:53:00 »
......... And to cap it off, today is also 'Mad Hatters Day'.

I wonder if I can get a Bowler made for my ship?!?!?!  I've always wanted a hat for mi lliner.
 

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« Reply #4060 on: 08/10/2014 02:27:11 »
......... And to cap it off, today is also 'Mad Hatters Day'.

I wonder if I can get a Bowler made for my ship?!?!?!  I've always wanted a hat for mi lliner.








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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4061 on: 08/10/2014 02:31:09 »
Today is 'Come & Take it Day'.

October

 Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
              1   2  3  4   5
       7    8   9 10  11 12
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 20 21  22  23 24 25 26
 27 28  29  30 31   

Looks like I'm too late, somebody already took it.





 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4062 on: 08/10/2014 02:43:17 »
Today, September 30, is:
Ask A Stupid Question Day

Huh?

Should I ask today?





 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4063 on: 09/10/2014 05:25:19 »
Today, September 30, is:
Ask A Stupid Question Day

Huh?

Should I ask today?




Please re-phrase the question; it was stated too intelligently for a Stupid Question Day.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4064 on: 13/10/2014 13:21:51 »
"Intelligent"?

Is that a man on the TV? = in telly gent.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4065 on: 14/10/2014 04:19:03 »
No.

It's an agent of Intel.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4066 on: 14/10/2014 04:30:16 »
"A stupid comment for every occasion."

May I prevail upon your offer as this my 8,000th post ?

Danke Schoen.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4067 on: 14/10/2014 15:25:40 »
***THUD***THUD***THUD***

Mey Lorrds, Laydees and jentlmn. Preeey sylense for 'is nuttiness, Mester Don_whone.

*Cough cough*

Ahem. Meiy Deear friends. Aye schould lieke to say a few werds hupon thes hauspicious hoccasion hoff the heyight thyzandth post maede by hour mozt hadmyred memmber, Meester Demho- grahfex.
E iz, has Iem schore huw har hawhare, ay long standeing memmbher ov thes 'ere fhorum, hand haz meade meny ha contreebhushun to meny ha thread.
Zome 'ave beean most hinformateeve, whhilst others 'ave bheen most hamuuuzing.

*Cough cough* ahem....... aaaa...............aaaaaaaaaaah..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
AHCHOO!


Ahem, beggin youre pardon.

Meestah Grahphex, hor Dhemo, haz e iz knowne to iz friendz 'ere abouet, iz prehaps beast khnowne fer iz hintroduckschun hov thes 'ere puhnning thread.

Ee az mayde meny a pohst hov heightstanding kwalitee, wwhich az ad us hall in steetches and hintoo the bhargin, az brouuhght meny a celebrhatory hoccasion to houre hattenschun.

Zo, Hy wwhould esk hou to rhaize your glarsses, hor contact lenzez, haz happroprihat.

Haha, haha, hahar

JJust mey lettle quwhip thare, in hay tohst to Meester Dehmo Grahphix. Mae 'eh puhnn lhong hintoo the fewtuare.

Haye thenk hewe.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4068 on: 14/10/2014 15:36:38 »
8000 eh!!!

Well, I ate hundreds & thousands.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4069 on: 15/10/2014 04:52:50 »
***THUD***THUD***THUD***

Mey Lorrds, Laydees and jentlmn. Preeey sylense for 'is nuttiness, Mester Don_whone.

*Cough cough*

Ahem. Meiy Deear friends. Aye schould lieke to say a few werds hupon thes hauspicious hoccasion hoff the heyight thyzandth post maede by hour mozt hadmyred memmber, Meester Demho- grahfex.
E iz, has Iem schore huw har hawhare, ay long standeing memmbher ov thes 'ere fhorum, hand haz meade meny ha contreebhushun to meny ha thread.
Zome 'ave beean most hinformateeve, whhilst others 'ave bheen most hamuuuzing.

*Cough cough* ahem....... aaaa...............aaaaaaaaaaah..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
AHCHOO!


Ahem, beggin youre pardon.

Meestah Grahphex, hor Dhemo, haz e iz knowne to iz friendz 'ere abouet, iz prehaps beast khnowne fer iz hintroduckschun hov thes 'ere puhnning thread.

Ee az mayde meny a pohst hov heightstanding kwalitee, wwhich az ad us hall in steetches and hintoo the bhargin, az brouuhght meny a celebrhatory hoccasion to houre hattenschun.

Zo, Hy wwhould esk hou to rhaize your glarsses, hor contact lenzez, haz happroprihat.

Haha, haha, hahar

JJust mey lettle quwhip thare, in hay tohst to Meester Dehmo Grahphix. Mae 'eh puhnn lhong hintoo the fewtuare.

Haye thenk hewe.




8000 eh!!!

Well, I ate hundreds & thousands.






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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4070 on: 15/10/2014 17:20:45 »
***THUD***THUD***THUD***

Mey Lorrds, Laydees and jentlmn. Preeey sylense for 'is nuttiness, Mester Don_whone.

*Cough cough*

Ahem. Meiy Deear friends. Aye schould lieke to say a few werds hupon thes hauspicious hoccasion hoff the heyight thyzandth post maede by hour mozt hadmyred memmber, Meester Demho- grahfex.
E iz, has Iem schore huw har hawhare, ay long standeing memmbher ov thes 'ere fhorum, hand haz meade meny ha contreebhushun to meny ha thread.
Zome 'ave beean most hinformateeve, whhilst others 'ave bheen most hamuuuzing.

*Cough cough* ahem....... aaaa...............aaaaaaaaaaah..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
AHCHOO!


Ahem, beggin youre pardon.

Meestah Grahphex, hor Dhemo, haz e iz knowne to iz friendz 'ere abouet, iz prehaps beast khnowne fer iz hintroduckschun hov thes 'ere puhnning thread.

Ee az mayde meny a pohst hov heightstanding kwalitee, wwhich az ad us hall in steetches and hintoo the bhargin, az brouuhght meny a celebrhatory hoccasion to houre hattenschun.

Zo, Hy wwhould esk hou to rhaize your glarsses, hor contact lenzez, haz happroprihat.

Haha, haha, hahar

JJust mey lettle quwhip thare, in hay tohst to Meester Dehmo Grahphix. Mae 'eh puhnn lhong hintoo the fewtuare.

Haye thenk hewe.



I have never been so honored!

I must not weep tears of gratitude.

Or is that a sneeze coming on??

Never mind it's MOMENTOUS whatever it is !

THANK YOU, Mester Don_whone!


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4071 on: 21/10/2014 11:21:36 »
Tankyou bouys very much..you have well and truely helped to keep me ship floating with your comedic banter and arsonal of verbatum punningness fun..lol..... and some of these jokes have become like floating islands of unsinkable....laughter and when in need, a rescuing asylum for me to rest my brain.... and run to, knowing its a safe haven of friends here...I miss you guys...I love you guys..Thanks for the laughter.......()()()()() xxxxx :-)  Karen
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4072 on: 21/10/2014 14:34:50 »
Today is Count Your Buttons Day.

Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........

NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???

AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.

??????????

I have one butt on this chair.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4073 on: 21/10/2014 14:41:47 »
Today is also Reptile Awareness Day.

......and quite rightly so, after all, reptiles have tort us a great deal about telling the truth. Liz ardly ever leave their lips (or beaks).
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4074 on: 21/10/2014 14:45:31 »
My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.
 

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