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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4100 on: 25/10/2014 20:09:38 »



"Phew!!!..."


Uhhhhh.....considering the context here.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4101 on: 27/10/2014 09:45:15 »

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.


I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4102 on: 27/10/2014 22:29:07 »

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.


I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.


Phewer than 2 people win this Very Special Award.

Guess who wins?

Our very own Punning Ph.D., Don_1!!!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4103 on: 27/10/2014 22:39:42 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4104 on: 28/10/2014 03:17:24 »
Today is Count Your Buttons Day.

Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........

NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???

AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.

??????????

I have one butt on this chair.

I stared at my belly butt on so much, I was promoted to navel officer.



Ummm, Billy, call the naval officer in for his medication please.





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4105 on: 28/10/2014 08:58:44 »




You're horsing around again, aren't you.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4106 on: 28/10/2014 13:46:58 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4107 on: 28/10/2014 16:29:12 »




You're horsing around again, aren't you.


Nah. I'm just being a horse's a** .


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4108 on: 29/10/2014 10:10:15 »




A posh person has asked if this is what they mean by a 'gelding'.


Air, aye sey, is these whhhat they meean, eets been covered in geld all h'over. Haye airbsoluutlay mahrvelhouse.
 

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« Reply #4109 on: 29/10/2014 18:51:19 »

 

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« Reply #4110 on: 29/10/2014 23:26:54 »
This evening, October 30, is:
Haunted Refrigerator Night

He wasn't haunted, but George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate.



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« Reply #4111 on: 30/10/2014 18:16:48 »
 

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« Reply #4112 on: 30/10/2014 22:34:19 »
Yes, Donnah....but no dues required!
 

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« Reply #4113 on: 30/10/2014 22:49:14 »

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.


I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.




 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4114 on: 31/10/2014 10:05:31 »
Lol....lol....See what I mean...lol....I like the butt on this chair pretty good but...I could BARELY see The punchline for I was too wooried about my HINDSIGHT..being so far  BEHIND me that I could'nt concentrate on the HOLE in my DONUT as I lined up my SEAT with in it to the chair....lol..
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4115 on: 31/10/2014 12:17:41 »
I do hope you weren't scraping from the bottom of the barrel Karen.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4116 on: 31/10/2014 12:43:20 »
This evening, October 30, is:
Haunted Refrigerator Night

He wasn't haunted, but George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate.





Or was he a refrigerator magnet?

 

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« Reply #4117 on: 31/10/2014 16:09:20 »



 

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« Reply #4118 on: 31/10/2014 16:14:47 »
Where's Waldo ??

Where's George ??
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4119 on: 31/10/2014 20:48:10 »
I do hope you weren't scraping from the bottom of the barrel Karen.
Oh dear..indeed,  scrapping The bottom was merely an inSTINKive MOVEMENT that is RECTEMized by most BUTT heads as a must for ELIMINATING the Terd dangling by a mREAR butt hair ...that has  been growing increasingly annoying, while trying to evacuate from the BACKSIDE, between the BUN isles at the REAR, of the large and small INTESTINE....LOL.... [:I]
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« Reply #4120 on: 31/10/2014 20:52:06 »
Its quite, the BUNNY situation when you think about it , but I am ever so happy to say that it always comes out in the END! XXX
 

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« Reply #4121 on: 31/10/2014 23:31:35 »
Karen, I can only offer you the same advice that Mr Spock gave to Capt. Kirk, 'beware the Klingons'.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4122 on: 31/10/2014 23:35:20 »
Where's Waldo ??

Where's George ??

I have no idea where George is, but I can tell you that the wall do is holding up the roof.
 

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« Reply #4124 on: 01/11/2014 05:06:06 »
Its quite, the BUNNY situation when you think about it , but I am ever so happy to say that it always comes out in the END! XXX

Q. Do you know how to catch a unique bunny?

A. Unique up on it

Q. Do you know how to catch a tame bunny?

A. Tame way!

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