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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4125 on: 02/11/2014 06:48:52 »
lol...lol....Too cute!! lol..
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4126 on: 02/11/2014 06:56:01 »
Karen, I can only offer you the same advice that Mr Spock gave to Capt. Kirk, 'beware the Klingons'.
   Lol...No worries.... I'll use a fish scaler....to remove the ones with a tendency to be Klingons!!!lol...
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4127 on: 03/11/2014 03:06:04 »
Karen, I can only offer you the same advice that Mr Spock gave to Capt. Kirk, 'beware the Klingons'.
   Lol...No worries.... I'll use a fish scaler....to remove the ones with a tendency to be Klingons!!!lol...

Uh oh! I heard that someone just had an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8.0 on the sphincter scale.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4128 on: 03/11/2014 03:44:58 »
November, 2014 is:
Adopt A Senior Pet Month
http://www.nhes.org/sections/view/285

See pig photo (above link) as a nice example of how one can pay tribute to this ambitious Month!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4129 on: 03/11/2014 06:13:02 »
Karen, I can only offer you the same advice that Mr Spock gave to Capt. Kirk, 'beware the Klingons'.
   Lol...No worries.... I'll use a fish scaler....to remove the ones with a tendency to be Klingons!!!lol...

Uh oh! I heard that someone just had an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8.0 on the sphincter scale.




      lol...lol....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4130 on: 03/11/2014 08:13:50 »
Today is Cliché Day.

How many science related Clichés will be used by PhDs on this site today?

That will be the acid test.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4131 on: 03/11/2014 17:49:30 »
Today is Cliché Day.

How many science related Clichés will be used by PhDs on this site today?

That will be the acid test.

Help! No Ph.D., I'm an MBA cid dropout!

edit 'dropout': I didn't complete the former (MBA); I didn't touch the latter (acid).





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4132 on: 05/11/2014 02:04:09 »
Saxophone Day, November 6, 2014!
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/saxophone-day/


When a musician's toupee fell into his saxophone he blew his top.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4133 on: 06/11/2014 09:16:59 »
Saxophone Day, November 6, 2014!
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/saxophone-day/


When a musician's toupee fell into his saxophone he blew his top.

Surly you mean "....he blew his toupee."

English = too-pay
US English = toop
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4134 on: 06/11/2014 09:31:07 »
Saxophone Day, November 6, 2014!


Alex said to his lovely young assistant, Clara, "Come, see what I have invented."
Clara puzzled over the object and then asked, "What is it?"
Alex replied, "Why, s'ats a phone.
Yes, Mr Bell was always blowing his own trumpet, but he was no businessman, so Clara netted all the profit.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4135 on: 07/11/2014 04:49:02 »
Saxophone Day, November 6, 2014!
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/saxophone-day/


When a musician's toupee fell into his saxophone he blew his top.

Surly you mean "....he blew his toupee."

English = too-pay
US English = toop
Saxophone Day, November 6, 2014!


Alex said to his lovely young assistant, Clara, "Come, see what I have invented."
Clara puzzled over the object and then asked, "What is it?"
Alex replied, "Why, s'ats a phone.
Yes, Mr Bell was always blowing his own trumpet, but he was no businessman, so Clara netted all the profit.




Yep! That's what they say about Don_1!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4136 on: 07/11/2014 17:47:43 »

Yep! That's what they say about Don_1!!


I've never heard anyone say that about me! "Sixty", now that I have heard, though not for some years now

Mind you, I don't hear much at all these days, must be something to do with the tuba glue in my ears. You'll have to whistle to get my attention, but be sure you piccolo note. Don't take my word for it, just try it to corroborate it for yourself.

But I am getting on a bit, everything's confused, even my skeleton. That's why I call it my maelstrom bones.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4137 on: 07/11/2014 17:52:46 »

........ I am getting on a bit,


I should be so lucky!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4138 on: 07/11/2014 18:02:29 »
Today is "Hug a Bear Day".

Not on your nelly!!! What do you take me for??? Don't answer that.

All sounds a bit grizzly to me. I think you need to suffering from bipolar problems to hug a bear.

I've always wanted to take a picture of a wild bear, but alas I have a Nikon. Apparently you need a Kodiak. Well, I'm not going to panda to such niceties. I don't want to make a spectacle of myself.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4139 on: 07/11/2014 18:10:09 »
On the matter of bears, did you know that there was the Ailuropoda microta?

Now extinct, this bear is sometimes commonly referred to as the Dwarf Giant Panda or Pygmy Giant Panda.

Since the words 'dwarf' and 'pygmy' rather tend to cancel out 'giant', why isn't it just known as the 'Panda'???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4140 on: 07/11/2014 20:29:58 »
Today is "Hug a Bear Day"

This should be the official dress code ...
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4142 on: 07/11/2014 22:11:11 »





Yep! That's what they say about Don_1!!


I've never heard anyone say that about me!


Don_1, wake up!

They all talk behind your sax!



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« Reply #4144 on: 08/11/2014 14:57:16 »
Today is "Hug a Bear Day"

This should be the official dress code ...


....and this the song??? http://wn.com/huggy_bear_(band)

Its riot grrrl band.
 

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« Reply #4145 on: 08/11/2014 15:04:44 »

Nah. I'm just being a horse's a** .


UK = a***

I thought we were just two peoples divided by a common language. I didn't realise we were also divided by an asterisk!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4146 on: 08/11/2014 15:07:51 »
Today is National Dunce Day.

Funny, I thought my birthday was in August.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4147 on: 08/11/2014 15:12:17 »
YES FOLKS, ITS TRUE TODAY IS
Abet and Aid Punsters Day
 

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« Reply #4148 on: 08/11/2014 15:14:30 »
Look into my ayes = PUNSTARES
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4149 on: 08/11/2014 15:16:05 »
Sell this escalator = PAWNSTAIRS
 

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