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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4175 on: 14/11/2014 18:32:43 »
Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.
 

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« Reply #4176 on: 14/11/2014 22:59:59 »

Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.


My money's on Odyn!!!



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« Reply #4177 on: 15/11/2014 05:47:32 »


Here's Odyn about to chop up Wiley wolf with sharp feline axioms!




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« Reply #4178 on: 16/11/2014 21:22:29 »
First Odyn was alarmed...
 

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« Reply #4179 on: 16/11/2014 21:23:50 »
But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.
 

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« Reply #4180 on: 17/11/2014 00:19:40 »

But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.


When I was a bartender, the duck said to me, 'put it on my bill.'
 

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« Reply #4181 on: 17/11/2014 00:30:09 »

First Odyn was alarmed...





Don_1 always keeps an alarm clock in the back window of his car.

He is always ahead of his time.


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« Reply #4182 on: 17/11/2014 16:20:30 »
Wheelie?
 

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« Reply #4183 on: 17/11/2014 22:19:54 »

C'mon, Dohhah, you know I'm hurdly ever rong!
 

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« Reply #4184 on: 18/11/2014 17:32:34 »
You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.
 

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« Reply #4185 on: 19/11/2014 02:03:45 »
You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.

I lost my job: deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.

If you know anyone sharp who needs an expert cutter, I'll slice off some of my cutting edge/state-of-the-art resumes with my razor-edged teeth -- and get them to you ASAP.



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« Reply #4186 on: 19/11/2014 14:13:52 »
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................ the guillotine industry



Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?
 

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« Reply #4187 on: 19/11/2014 14:30:12 »
 

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« Reply #4188 on: 19/11/2014 14:35:29 »

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn


Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes
 

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« Reply #4189 on: 19/11/2014 14:44:10 »
Besides , it's unfair to Anna's dog!!





Quoting Don_1's Mr. Bone Apart: "Ih (Monsieur Le Doggy) do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo."






 

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« Reply #4191 on: 19/11/2014 17:58:01 »

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn


Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes

I'm not so sure...I just couldn't stand to be without my legs.
 

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« Reply #4192 on: 19/11/2014 18:14:42 »
Without legs, life would be a bummer.
 

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« Reply #4193 on: 19/11/2014 21:19:02 »
True, Donnah. And some bummers need donated items to sit on -- it's called chairity.



 

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« Reply #4194 on: 20/11/2014 15:57:05 »

................ the guillotine industry


Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?



No. But Grandma just got attacked by a shark!:
http://cheezburger.com/62285057



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« Reply #4195 on: 21/11/2014 01:29:23 »
At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was.  The rude little girl was horrified.  Bummer.
 

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« Reply #4196 on: 21/11/2014 02:24:13 »

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« Reply #4197 on: 21/11/2014 06:08:58 »
At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was ...

This Boo-luga whale is more playful.
 

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« Reply #4198 on: 21/11/2014 06:56:48 »
"Baby Beluga" was one of my kids' (as youngsters) favorite songs - joyful images.
 

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« Reply #4199 on: 21/11/2014 23:29:07 »
In the mid 1980s I was having a lovely conversation with a Beluga at the Vancouver aquarium.  We were both pregnant.  Some noisy tourists with a plethora of cameras came and horned in on our moment.  The beluga ducked under water and bobbed back up, spraying water all over the tourists (but not me).  Soon the Spew-luga and I were alone again. 

After giving birth to my son, he was a Raffi fan too, and "Baby Beluga" was a favourite song.  You could say that album was a whale of a success.
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