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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4225 on: 09/12/2014 03:32:58 »
He saw them on the catwalk.
 

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« Reply #4226 on: 09/12/2014 03:42:17 »
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry :(
 

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« Reply #4227 on: 10/12/2014 19:49:03 »
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.
 

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« Reply #4228 on: 10/12/2014 21:34:50 »

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.


 

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« Reply #4229 on: 11/12/2014 21:36:23 »
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month


 

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« Reply #4230 on: 12/12/2014 21:41:25 »
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry :(
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

But I thought I'd need to don _2_ fur coats to stand out from the rest!

Doesn't Don_1 get left out this way???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4231 on: 14/12/2014 10:28:40 »
I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning parlour, but can't think of a suitable name. I would appreciate any suggestions for a name which would convey to passing trade that they can get tanz in 'ere.

"TANGENTS"!

(Although now we need another name for the ladies !)



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« Reply #4232 on: 14/12/2014 10:33:49 »
Some of  your embarrassed customers who wish to preserve their reputations should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.



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« Reply #4233 on: 14/12/2014 19:50:37 »
If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.
 

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« Reply #4234 on: 14/12/2014 22:56:34 »

If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.




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« Reply #4235 on: 15/12/2014 21:54:49 »
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month





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« Reply #4236 on: 16/12/2014 02:11:15 »
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?
 

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« Reply #4237 on: 16/12/2014 05:22:19 »
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?


 

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« Reply #4238 on: 16/12/2014 05:50:53 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     


 

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« Reply #4239 on: 22/12/2014 19:45:07 »
Could be a bit of a white elephant.
 

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« Reply #4240 on: 22/12/2014 20:42:38 »
Like this?


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4241 on: 13/01/2015 00:01:19 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4242 on: 13/01/2015 00:03:53 »
The elephant made a trunk call to his friend Ivor in tuscany.
 

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« Reply #4243 on: 13/01/2015 22:35:49 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4244 on: 14/01/2015 12:47:47 »

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!




........ and on that note, I would like to add this note:
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4245 on: 14/01/2015 12:50:48 »


Had it not been for King George III, who knows?
 

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« Reply #4246 on: 14/01/2015 13:02:30 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

I get the feeling poor old Fido will be dressed up like a dog's dinner.
There'll be a Puss in Boots and a Cat suit.
Bubbles, the goldfish, will be stitched up like a kipper.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4247 on: 14/01/2015 13:09:24 »


Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

On the other hand......
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4248 on: 14/01/2015 14:36:17 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

If it needs sedating first, try this stuff ...


http://www.petco.com/product/6213/Good-Dog-Pet-Calming-Supplement.aspx

Rumour has it that it's about 13% alcohol [!] ...
https://www.change.org/p/petco-remove-pet-medications-that-contain-high-doses-of-alcohol

So more "Mad-Dog" than "Good-Dog"...

Quote from: urbandictionary.com
Mad Dog 20/20 , 18% or 13% alcohol by volume.

... As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, Mad Dog 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York ... Available in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mad+Dog+20%2F20
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4249 on: 15/01/2015 06:37:37 »


Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

What's that silly looking crown doing  on Obama's head???
 

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