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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4251 on: 15/01/2015 11:33:49 »
A little lamb came home from school one day. "Bahhhh." He said to his Mummy. She replied "Oink."
This confused the lamb who barracked her, "Oh bah Ma!"
 

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« Reply #4252 on: 15/01/2015 17:15:40 »
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

Or "Evil Extended"???


 

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« Reply #4253 on: 16/01/2015 04:22:12 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

If it needs sedating first, try this stuff ...


http://www.petco.com/product/6213/Good-Dog-Pet-Calming-Supplement.aspx

Rumour has it that it's about 13% alcohol [!] ...


Good-Dog hangover the next day?


 

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« Reply #4255 on: 16/01/2015 08:41:07 »
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

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Devil with a stutter?
 

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« Reply #4256 on: 16/01/2015 09:02:58 »
Is it any coincidence that 'evil' is 'live' spelled backwards & 'devil' is 'lived' spelled backwards?

What's more, 'Beelzebub' spelled backwards is 'bubezleeb'!
 

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« Reply #4257 on: 16/01/2015 16:22:09 »
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

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Devil with a stutter?


"We at Anti-Gareth Gates have unearthed some alarming facts about the stuttering Pop Idol known as Gareth Gates which could very well prove that he is none other than Satan, Old Nick, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Prince of Darkness, The Lord of the Flies!

Yes, we think Gareth Gates is the earthly incarnation of the Devil himself !! After all, how else could he brainwash thousands of innocent children into voting for a stuttering little retard unless they were under some sort of evil Wicca spell !"



http://www.angelfire.com/in4/antigarethgates/the_black_thistle.htm
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« Reply #4258 on: 16/01/2015 16:26:50 »
Is it any coincidence that 'evil' is 'live' spelled backwards & 'devil' is 'lived' spelled backwards?

What's more, 'Beelzebub' spelled backwards is 'bubezleeb'!

Don_1 spelled backwards is 1_Nod




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4260 on: 20/01/2015 13:21:03 »
Do horses eat a stable diet?
 

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« Reply #4261 on: 20/01/2015 13:25:22 »
I'm looking for a case to keep my documents in, what would you recommend?
Attaché .
Bless you.
 

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« Reply #4262 on: 21/01/2015 07:10:10 »

Do horses eat a stable diet?


Young horses need a stable environment where they are free to foal up and be reined in before they come to serious harm.
 

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« Reply #4263 on: 21/01/2015 07:17:05 »
I'm looking for a case to keep my documents in, what would you recommend?
Attaché .
Bless you.

I prefer a meatier case to keep my documents in.


Gesundheit!

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« Reply #4264 on: 21/01/2015 16:33:32 »
I prefer a meatier case to keep my documents in.


I see you're bac on line again Demo.
 

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« Reply #4265 on: 21/01/2015 16:41:59 »
I saw a case like that in a pawn shop, somebody must have had to put in hock for a few shillings.

Wanting to know who had to chop it in, I decided to steak out the pawn shop.
 

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« Reply #4266 on: 22/01/2015 07:11:41 »
I saw a case like that in a pawn shop, somebody must have had to put in hock for a few shillings.

Wanting to know who had to chop it in, I decided to steak out the pawn shop.

Do you have a beef with the pawn shop? They're just middlemen -- not the ribs of the deal.

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.
 

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« Reply #4267 on: 22/01/2015 07:17:09 »

I see you're bac on line again Demo.


Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊
 

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« Reply #4268 on: 22/01/2015 09:53:43 »

I see you're bac on line again Demo.


Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊

Unsmoked bacon for you now, is it?
 

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« Reply #4269 on: 22/01/2015 10:11:32 »

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.


It did saddle me with a whole load of trouble. I had to trott eround the corner to answer the call of nature. A police officer pulled me up and asked "Hoof you just pee'd up the wall?"
"Yes" I admitted, "but cher have to go when yer have to go."
 

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« Reply #4270 on: 22/01/2015 20:28:48 »

I see you're bac on line again Demo.


Thanks, Don_1, with beac ons of light such as yourself, Don_1, and "daveshorts" of NSF -- I no longer send smoke signals to my friends at NSF😊
Unsmoked bacon for you now, is it?

Steaking out the pawn shop could just prove to be a lot of bull.


It did saddle me with a whole load of trouble. I had to trott eround the corner to answer the call of nature. A police officer pulled me up and asked "Hoof you just pee'd up the wall?"
"Yes" I admitted, "but cher have to go when yer have to go."


_TWO_ BUTCHER AWARDS FOR DON_1!!!

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« Reply #4272 on: 27/01/2015 09:31:36 »
Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include having a wee dram, playing the pan pipes, recitals from Richard 3rd and playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

I shall be playing the sneezing game with a friend. We have toIlet each other do ah tissue in turn.
When its my turn he must keep quite and when its is tern I have to keep quite.

You really don't want to know how pooh bear celebrates.
 

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« Reply #4273 on: 27/01/2015 20:26:33 »
Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include having a wee dram, playing the pan pipes, recitals from Richard 3rd and playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.

I shall be playing the sneezing game with a friend. We have toIlet each other do ah tissue in turn.
When its my turn he must keep quite and when its is tern I have to keep quite.

You really don't want to know how pooh bear celebrates.

After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer.
 

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« Reply #4274 on: 27/01/2015 20:38:13 »
Today is Thomas Crapper Day.

Celebrations will include...playing poker, in the hope of getting a Royal Flush.


 

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