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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4300 on: 18/05/2015 11:04:10 »
What I need is a pomegranate, its a pun I can eat.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4301 on: 18/05/2015 11:09:08 »
I shall, of course, consume it in a most gentlemanly fashion. Unfortunately this fruit tends to give me the wind. Therefore I shall probably be known as a very pun gent.


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My apologies for leaving out the odd few punctuation marks here. I have now remedied this.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4302 on: 20/05/2015 10:22:05 »
With flatulence and punctuation in mind, I think it time I was better able to control my use of the colon.
 

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« Reply #4303 on: 19/07/2015 02:16:20 »
Best food I've found for flatulence is Jerusalem artichoke, nicknamed Jerusalem fartichoke.  The person eating gets the first syllable and anyone within breathing distance gets the next two.
 

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« Reply #4304 on: 24/09/2015 13:43:27 »
This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind
 

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« Reply #4305 on: 05/10/2015 17:13:00 »
This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4306 on: 09/10/2015 00:32:51 »
lol...lol....remind me to always stay down wind of you Project Sailor and Demo.....! Seems you two may be in cohtoots with one another.......,?
 

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« Reply #4307 on: 09/10/2015 11:09:31 »
It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   
 

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« Reply #4308 on: 27/10/2015 01:01:50 »
It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   

...So more of a gassy arse then.
 

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« Reply #4309 on: 27/10/2015 01:11:30 »
This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!







Its torn a do!
 
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« Reply #4310 on: 29/10/2015 00:13:16 »
This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!







Is that the famous German, Herr Stylist?
 

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« Reply #4311 on: 29/10/2015 03:59:35 »

It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   

...So more of a gassy arse then.

ˇGraci as, Don_Uno!

 

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« Reply #4312 on: 29/10/2015 04:14:51 »
This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!







Is that the famous German, Herr Stylist?


There's no shortcut to being a Herr Stylist. This one tried/failed:





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4313 on: 31/10/2015 01:00:33 »
I went to the barber for a herr cat. He was hard of hearing, so I bald at him, 'No 2, all over please.'

When Yul Brynner went to the barber, it took him a long time to twig who it was, but eventually he unlocked the truth.

After spending some time in the loo, I had to claim I had been doing a No 2, though I hadn't. The barber saw through my story and said it was a sham poo.


Oh comb comb now, those puns weren't so bad as to be brushed aside.
 

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« Reply #4314 on: 01/11/2015 05:02:53 »


Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals????
 

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« Reply #4315 on: 01/11/2015 05:23:35 »
I went to the barber for a herr cat. He was hard of hearing, so I bald at him, 'No 2, all over please.'

When Yul Brynner went to the barber, it took him a long time to twig who it was, but eventually he unlocked the truth.

After spending some time in the loo, I had to claim I had been doing a No 2, though I hadn't. The barber saw through my story and said it was a sham poo.


Oh comb comb now, those puns weren't so bad as to be brushed aside.

Don_1 Wins The 2015 Herr Stylist Award - Granted To Those Whith Medals To Prove!

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4316 on: 01/11/2015 10:29:37 »


Don_1 Wins The 2015 Herr Stylist Award - Granted To Those Whith Medals To Prove!




Sorry Demo, old chap, but I felt it my duty to branch out and correct your post. I can’t help but do it, it seems to run in the family.
Just call me Herr edit tree if you will.
 

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« Reply #4317 on: 01/11/2015 10:52:28 »


Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals????

Continuing the current German trend, I would say you should put it on the trough, so it would be Von Ribbon Trough
 

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« Reply #4319 on: 03/11/2015 19:52:33 »


Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals????

Continuing the current German trend, I would say you should put it on the trough, so it would be Von Ribbon Trough

I don't see this line of reasoning Göring anywhere! Nein! Schluss!


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« Reply #4321 on: 04/11/2015 08:54:41 »


Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals????

Continuing the current German trend, I would say you should put it on the trough, so it would be Von Ribbon Trough

I don't see this line of reasoning Göring anywhere! Nein! Schluss!




At a party banquet, Mrs Göring made some derogatory comments about silly moustaches, (I’ll speer you the details), but all agreed it was rude of hess wife to be so outspoken.
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« Reply #4322 on: 04/11/2015 09:24:49 »
Albert Speer was a keen board game player and amateur horticulturalist. Near The Eagle’s Nest he laid a beautiful chequerboard lawn and pot grew red leaf and green leaf box plants which he fashioned into topiary castles, knights, bishops, queens, kings and pawns. Many were invited to play in what became known as the Albert chess garden.
 

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« Reply #4323 on: 04/11/2015 09:32:35 »
Albert Speer was a keen board game player and amateur horticulturalist. Near The Eagle’s Nest he laid a beautiful chequerboard lawn and pot grew red leaf and green leaf box plants which he fashioned into topiary castles, knights, bishops, queens, kings and pawns. Many were invited to play in what became known as the Albert chess garden.

Wasn't that just t' pitz!?
 

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« Reply #4324 on: 04/11/2015 20:53:41 »
Albert Speer was a keen board game player and amateur horticulturalist. Near The Eagle’s Nest he laid a beautiful chequerboard lawn and pot grew red leaf and green leaf box plants which he fashioned into topiary castles, knights, bishops, queens, kings and pawns. Many were invited to play in what became known as the Albert chess garden.

Beautiful garden, but one had to drive mheils and mheils of dusty, dirty back roads sieget there!

Ach!

Garden über alles!!


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