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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4350 on: 01/12/2015 20:45:47 »



Are you finished in there yet???

u huru up will you PLEEEEZE

I *am*




ing!

Well, three cheers for that!

Hip hip hurry, hip hip hurry, hip hip.... too late!

I guess that was The Last Hurrah!

 

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« Reply #4351 on: 01/12/2015 20:54:41 »
Did you spock the pun in my last post?
Indeed I did, but I would have preferred, to have seen him, kick it to the kirk, rather then the drain....!



Good one, Karen!
 

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« Reply #4352 on: 01/12/2015 23:50:03 »

I went to the barber for a herr cat. He was hard tired of hear herring...


Sorry, Don_1, old chap, but one good turn edit deserves another...
 

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« Reply #4353 on: 02/12/2015 03:18:21 »
A graphic clarification, if I am permitted...

It was a clear, cloudless winter's day in London town, yet people in the street were getting wet. The Vicar dashed into the office block and up the stairs onto the roof. There he found one of his parishioners relieving himself over the parapet.
"What are you doing?" he screamed.
"I am doing exactly as you said." Replied the man.
"No, no," said the Vicar, "what I said was peace on all men."

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4354 on: 02/12/2015 11:16:37 »

...... one good 'ed 'it deserves another...

That's what I call good 'ed 'itting.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4355 on: 02/12/2015 11:40:49 »

I guess that was The Last Hurrah!


🎼Hurrah you with last night,
    Under the pale moonlight.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4356 on: 02/12/2015 11:43:05 »


Look's like you've been sold a pup.
 

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« Reply #4357 on: 02/12/2015 19:17:35 »

Look's like you've been sold a pup.


soda pop?

Yes, it's sodalicious!
 

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« Reply #4358 on: 02/12/2015 19:32:54 »

...... one good 'ed 'it deserves another...

That's what I call good 'ed 'itting.


Did you hear about the guy who got 'it in the 'ed with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.
 

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« Reply #4359 on: 02/12/2015 19:44:58 »

I guess that was The Last Hurrah!


🎼Hurrah you with last night,
    Under the pale moonlight.


🎼When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah, hurrah...


 

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« Reply #4360 on: 03/12/2015 12:17:37 »

Look's like you've been sold a pup.


soda pop?

Yes, it's sodalicious!


So da gloves are off are they?
 

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« Reply #4361 on: 03/12/2015 12:39:04 »

🎼When Johnny comes marching home again, hurrah, hurrah...


Would an equivalent British lyric be

🎼When Tommy comes marching home again huzzah huzzah

???

What song might this be?

Yankee Doodle.
 

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« Reply #4363 on: 04/12/2015 01:32:10 »

Look's like you've been sold a pup.


soda pop?

Yes, it's sodalicious!


So da gloves are off are they?





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4364 on: 04/12/2015 08:16:25 »




Two of them seem to be able to talk 'hands free'. With somewhat more modestly covered bosoms, which did not cause distraction for the judges, they received their MENSA scores' on time, but the one in the middle seems to have had hers delayed. One can only say that due to her chest, IQ late.

I think she just washed her hands and is trying to flick the water off and scored a direct hit in the other blonde's eye.

I've been sitting here watching her for 10 minutes now waiting for something to pop out, but no such luck, so I suppose you can't knock her sense of dress.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4365 on: 04/12/2015 08:22:39 »
Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.
 

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« Reply #4366 on: 04/12/2015 22:42:47 »


...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.
 

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« Reply #4367 on: 04/12/2015 22:44:09 »
Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.

If a dog biscuit, please use collie flour.
 

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« Reply #4368 on: 05/12/2015 17:12:29 »
Today is National Cookie day.

Doesn't that just take the biscuit.

If a dog biscuit, please use collie flour.

Would you feed these to all the lads & Lassies?
 

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« Reply #4369 on: 05/12/2015 17:29:53 »


...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.


WHOA! Steady on there Demo, I would strongly advise you not to tamper on this subject for fear of a feminist backlash such as:

"MEN! Oh pause your sexist comments."
 

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« Reply #4370 on: 05/12/2015 18:06:04 »


...they received their MENSA scores' on time...


Undoubtedly due to their MENSAtration period.


WHOA! Steady on there Demo, I would strongly advise you not to tamper on this subject for fear of a feminist backlash such as:

"MEN! Oh pause your sexist comments."

Yes, I agree.

The femmes insist on it.

Thank you for the heads up, my pauseture will be different from this moment on!


 

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« Reply #4371 on: 05/12/2015 23:57:05 »

 pauseture


Speaking of pauseture, if a dog made a ceramic model of the famous tower in Pisa, might it be known as paws a lean?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4372 on: 06/12/2015 11:16:20 »
Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.
 

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« Reply #4373 on: 06/12/2015 19:56:52 »

Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.





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« Reply #4374 on: 08/12/2015 23:26:25 »
Wow, she's strong!
 

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