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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4375 on: 09/12/2015 16:13:28 »
Only to the females.  The males are more likely to call it the leaning tower of pees...ahh.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4376 on: 09/12/2015 16:15:52 »
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.
 

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« Reply #4377 on: 09/12/2015 21:28:55 »

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:









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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4378 on: 10/12/2015 01:29:20 »

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:



I'm sure I've seen that appendage before somewhere, but where? I just cant put my finger on it.

If I knuckle down and keep thinking on it, I'm sure to nail it sooner or later.

I don't want to palm you off with a guess.

You know how you sometimes know something, but it just wont come to mind, so its on your mind for the wrist of the day.

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4379 on: 10/12/2015 01:53:25 »
Dec was standing under a lamp post on the corner of 42nd and Lexington. There was a loud screech of brakes. A car pals up and a voice from the back seat says, "Get in decs. 'That voice rings a bell.' Dec thought. He recognised it from his days in the army.
"I never bow down to anyone." Dec said.
"So I heard." Said the voice from the back of the car.
Then another voice, backed up with a hand gun said "'El bow to you Boss."
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4380 on: 10/12/2015 04:54:56 »

Wow, she's strong!


I'm strong, too.

See my finger directly below:



I'm sure I've seen that appendage before somewhere, but where? I just cant put my finger on it.

If I knuckle down and keep thinking on it, I'm sure to nail it sooner or later...




You certainly
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« Reply #4381 on: 10/12/2015 05:35:06 »

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.


 

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« Reply #4382 on: 12/12/2015 00:31:15 »
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4383 on: 13/12/2015 01:29:31 »

Come on, help me out here, throw me a lifeline somebody please.




Oh buoy!
 

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« Reply #4384 on: 13/12/2015 01:44:41 »
Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."
 

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« Reply #4385 on: 13/12/2015 21:04:12 »

Wow, she's strong!

Yes, I can smell her from here.


Does she smell like the ocean?

Maybe something fishy is up!

"Ha Doc, tell me now, and don't skate around the issue, what do I smell of?"

"Och aye now ma sweet bonny lass, ya dinna smell like some ol' trout, if that's what you're thinking."

"What d' ya mean by that Doc?"

"Och ta puss it another way, lassie, you smell like a ray of sunshine to me."

"I smelt it Doc. Let's not have a roe over it."

"Why are your hands so clammy?"

"Oy, don't staere at me like that!"

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"






 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4386 on: 14/12/2015 11:31:03 »

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time with your razor sharp wit and your cwrasse comments, but Sea you Lassie, you'll no want ta be making anemone of me. So stop this clowning around, pay your bill, which is sick squid, and be away with you now.
 

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« Reply #4387 on: 15/12/2015 01:02:44 »

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time...


No I'm not...for what porpoise?
 

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« Reply #4389 on: 15/12/2015 10:43:49 »

"Oh, ok, go ahead and report me, lassie, I don't really give a crab!"


You may be having a whale of a time...


No I'm not...for what porpoise?


Maybe it is just because you are a Man at ees with your lot and cuttle the fish into goujons rather than flounder with the gutting knife and sea horsemeat on the table, rather than les fruits de mare.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4390 on: 15/12/2015 10:48:59 »


I have a poorpoise, my poise is always empty!
 

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« Reply #4391 on: 21/12/2015 04:28:48 »


...cuttle the fish into goujons...


Hmmmmm. Seems more like chicken







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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4393 on: 24/12/2015 01:25:42 »
Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?
 

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« Reply #4394 on: 24/12/2015 01:27:20 »
I see the sea is low, it must be the Yule tide.
 

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« Reply #4397 on: 24/12/2015 22:38:13 »

Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?


No, Don_1, I'll just be logging in to this punning thread!

Isn't that logical?


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« Reply #4398 on: 25/12/2015 17:46:36 »
Does this mean yule be spending Xmas in a log cabin Demo?

I see the sea is low, it must be the Yule tide.



Yes...Yule be surprised to hear: Don_1 racks up yet another Award!


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