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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4400 on: 02/01/2016 21:41:02 »
Yule ball* me over with your giffs one day.

Don't over-do the puns here, Demo, or I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


*Harry Potter pun.

 

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« Reply #4401 on: 03/01/2016 19:26:26 »
Yule ball* me over with your giffs one day.

Don't over-do the puns here, Demo, or I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


*Harry Potter pun.



Oh, stop with the possible accusations, Don_1!

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???


<<<<<<<demo's hair circa 1965


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4402 on: 03/01/2016 20:42:37 »

...I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


Plural nounsense!!

Where's your proof?








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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4403 on: 05/01/2016 13:45:35 »

Where's your proof?


Proof! Proof?

You ask me for proof, what do you think I am? A proofessor?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4404 on: 05/01/2016 14:00:51 »

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???





The last time I left you to your own devices with a take-away, I found you with some Peruvian of questionable character named Edna Bucket.


 

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« Reply #4405 on: 05/01/2016 21:22:16 »

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???





The last time I left you to your own devices with a take-away, I found you with some Peruvian of questionable character named Edna Bucket.




Questionable character!!!???! Grrrrr!

Ok then! I'll Machu Picchu for picture then!

Winner takes all!!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4406 on: 06/01/2016 00:53:11 »
Looks like that Mount has been Snowd on
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4407 on: 06/01/2016 01:04:43 »

Mount Signeye?
 

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« Reply #4408 on: 06/01/2016 01:11:55 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.
 

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« Reply #4409 on: 06/01/2016 01:13:49 »
When Hollywood heart-throb Burt Lancaster said he wanted to climb the highest peak in the Rockies, Spencer Tracy said to him, " 'Ell bert its a long way to the top."
 

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« Reply #4410 on: 06/01/2016 01:16:19 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.

Oh I'm sure it must be, after all it is heye visibility.
 

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« Reply #4411 on: 06/01/2016 11:26:14 »
Looks like that Mount has been Snowd on

When Hollywood heart-throb Burt Lancaster said he wanted to climb the highest peak in the Rockies, Spencer Tracy said to him, " 'Ell bert its a long way to the top."






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« Reply #4412 on: 06/01/2016 11:31:58 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.

Oh I'm sure it must be, after all it is heye visibility.


Are you on the [eye] level?
 

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« Reply #4413 on: 06/01/2016 11:58:27 »
EYE am posting this for Donnah!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4414 on: 07/01/2016 01:07:06 »
EYE am posting this for Donnah!


How thoughtful of you, Demo. Allow me to second you:-
 

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« Reply #4415 on: 07/01/2016 01:18:33 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4417 on: 08/01/2016 00:33:19 »
Don_1:   "I really hope that someone is mountain a search party.

Searchers are now mounting one.

Again! 

Those men never take a rest!
 

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« Reply #4418 on: 08/01/2016 12:04:32 »
Searchers are now mounting one.

Those men never take a rest!

OK Men, Ural here to search for some lost and injured mountaineers. One has hurt his andes and wristies, the other has a broken pair of knees. Make sure you have some US currency with you as there is a café between the two peaks where a dollar mite come in handy for a cup of hot soup & a roll, but don't gorge yourself.

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.
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« Reply #4419 on: 08/01/2016 20:28:49 »
 

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« Reply #4420 on: 08/01/2016 21:55:46 »

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?




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« Reply #4421 on: 09/01/2016 03:05:26 »




Take my hand,
I'm a strange looking parasite
All lost in a leeching land
A strange looking parasite

If I stand hosting eyed,
That's a danger for parasites
Exploiters who stand beside
An angel like us
 

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« Reply #4422 on: 09/01/2016 07:35:07 »
Searchers are now mounting one.

Those men never take a rest!

OK Men, Ural here to search for some lost and injured mountaineers. One has hurt his andes and wristies, the other has a broken pair of knees. Make sure you have some US currency with you as there is a café between the two peaks where a dollar mite come in handy for a cup of hot soup & a roll, but don't gorge yourself.

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4423 on: 11/01/2016 09:29:06 »

Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?


I certainly do get your drift and accordingly invite you to have a lunch on me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4424 on: 11/01/2016 09:33:23 »

The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.

 

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