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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4425 on: 11/01/2016 09:37:27 »
Phew, gee, What an award.
 

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« Reply #4426 on: 11/01/2016 14:42:56 »

Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.




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I'll skip the thank you speech this time around.
 

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« Reply #4427 on: 11/01/2016 20:15:30 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


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« Reply #4428 on: 11/01/2016 20:22:37 »
January, 2016 is:
Learn to Ski and Snowboard Month
http://www.skiandsnowboardmonth.org

which perfectly augments the mountains of information we have gleaned from only snow-snow sources.


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« Reply #4429 on: 11/01/2016 20:51:10 »
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:

 

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« Reply #4430 on: 12/01/2016 05:32:56 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?
 

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« Reply #4431 on: 12/01/2016 11:57:28 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.
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« Reply #4432 on: 12/01/2016 12:04:38 »
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:



I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.
 

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« Reply #4433 on: 12/01/2016 12:12:29 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...

 

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« Reply #4434 on: 12/01/2016 18:48:53 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...





After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'


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« Reply #4435 on: 12/01/2016 19:09:07 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.


No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


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« Reply #4436 on: 13/01/2016 00:44:23 »

No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor? Of course chey Anne is a different matter altogether.
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« Reply #4437 on: 13/01/2016 00:47:00 »



After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'




That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.
 

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« Reply #4438 on: 13/01/2016 01:58:21 »

That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.


Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.

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« Reply #4439 on: 13/01/2016 10:49:01 »

......... others are quite positive.


Well, that's a plus.
 

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« Reply #4440 on: 13/01/2016 10:54:37 »

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me 15.
 

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« Reply #4441 on: 14/01/2016 14:45:04 »

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me 15.

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?
http://www.hikespeak.com/trails/twin-peaks-mount-waterman/


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« Reply #4442 on: 14/01/2016 15:08:26 »

No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor?

No, I'm sure.

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE



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« Reply #4443 on: 14/01/2016 15:26:58 »
Today, January 14, 2016 is:
Dress Up Your Pet Day




Doggone it, I hope you're paying attention.


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« Reply #4444 on: 14/01/2016 15:34:37 »

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.





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« Reply #4445 on: 14/01/2016 18:43:25 »

You were right. He looks adrift.



Woman as pirate adrift in a sea of snow

Credit: Lori Andrews
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« Reply #4446 on: 15/01/2016 01:44:06 »

chey Anne is a different matter altogether.


Don_1, Why do you mingle with people like Anne?
 

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« Reply #4447 on: 15/01/2016 15:03:12 »

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?


Yes, both of them.

You could say they are two-a-breast
 

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« Reply #4448 on: 15/01/2016 15:07:48 »

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE


I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?
 

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« Reply #4449 on: 15/01/2016 15:12:34 »

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.




Despite living on an arable farm, come sun or snow, plough, he wont once he's made himself comfortable.
 

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