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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #475 on: 17/08/2010 04:27:27 »


Punning thread fixed and back on track rack!


It took a LONG time to get back to the POINT.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #476 on: 17/08/2010 06:22:38 »

But a pinions are like arse holes - everyone has one.


And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.


Some people have several.


Geezer was right!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i80717
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #477 on: 17/08/2010 23:18:42 »
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Quote from: JimBob on 09/06/2010 01:00:15

But a pinions are like arse holes - everyone has one.

Quote from: demografx on 09/06/2010 01:09:09

And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Quote from: Geezer on 09/06/2010 01:13:30

Some people have several.


Geezer was right!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i80717 


And some people marry theirs too thinking it might change....  ;)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #478 on: 17/08/2010 23:51:40 »
And everyone knows that a psychiatrist cannot change a light bulb unless the light bulb REALLY wants to change.

That is why Geezer is so dull.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #479 on: 18/08/2010 03:03:12 »

1st Kid:
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

2nd Kid:
I dunno, how many?

1st Kid:
I'm going to ride my bicycle now.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #480 on: 18/08/2010 04:49:13 »
It sounds as if 'add' is less.

That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #481 on: 18/08/2010 08:10:54 »
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That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.
   

FFS! Stop ogling rocks all day and get out more....!


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

10- 1 to change it and 9 to write a paper entitled "Coping with darkness"  ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #482 on: 18/08/2010 20:46:34 »

Haha!! Variola strikes again!! ;D ;D ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #483 on: 18/08/2010 20:52:50 »

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That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.


FFS! Stop ogling rocks all day and get out more....!


Like this, Var?

         
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #484 on: 18/08/2010 20:55:42 »

10 [psychiatrists]- 1 to change it [the lightbulb] and 9 to write a paper entitled "Coping with darkness"  ;D


Yep. And here it is!
http://www.mysticaljudaism.org/Coping_With_Darkness.pdf
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #485 on: 18/08/2010 22:47:19 »
It sounds as if 'add' is less.

That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.

I am trying to get the thread back to PUNS!!! The above WAS a pun of the previous message.

So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #486 on: 18/08/2010 22:50:23 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  ;)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #487 on: 18/08/2010 23:06:25 »
JimBob is right!!! We've lost our way!!! Let's all refocus on
 



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #488 on: 18/08/2010 23:08:37 »

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So what does it take to refocus on puns?


Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  ;)


 :o :o :o
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #489 on: 18/08/2010 23:18:30 »

If we're still talking about a rack, is it true that it contains weapons of mass destruction??



             
« Last Edit: 19/08/2010 00:56:46 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #490 on: 18/08/2010 23:33:04 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  ;)

Isn't that a bit like what the Irish girl said to her sisters when the photographer kept asking them to get closer to the camera? OK - I remember now. What she said was,

"He's trying to focus."


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #491 on: 18/08/2010 23:33:30 »
My rack is




( I actually have a T-shirt very similar to that)  :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #492 on: 19/08/2010 00:49:04 »
Variola, don't forget, this is a sharing thread.  And that comes in handy. :)
« Last Edit: 19/08/2010 00:59:42 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #493 on: 19/08/2010 00:51:54 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  ;)

Isn't that a bit like what the Irish girl said to her sisters when the photographer kept asking them to get closer to the camera? OK - I remember now. What she said was,

"He's trying to focus."




Brilliant, Geezer! You just came up with a motto for the Fellows Of This Thread, "Focus Or Leave Us!"
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #494 on: 19/08/2010 00:54:12 »

Of course, let's not forget JimBob for firstly getting us back on rack with focus!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #495 on: 19/08/2010 02:59:24 »
Not to mention getting Pox in hand!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #496 on: 19/08/2010 04:46:18 »

Pox-in-hand? Is that curable? Contagious?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #497 on: 19/08/2010 08:11:20 »
A pox in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #498 on: 19/08/2010 17:42:56 »

 :o :o :o
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #499 on: 19/08/2010 17:45:29 »

But Var, then you gave up the bird!
 

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