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« Reply #50 on: 09/06/2010 00:56:42 »
                             

        She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.


Surely that's a matter of a pinion?


Well, as a next STEP, I suppose that we could go get your proctologist's assessment.
 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #51 on: 09/06/2010 01:00:15 »
But a pinions are like arse holes - everyone has one.
 

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« Reply #52 on: 09/06/2010 01:09:09 »

And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #53 on: 09/06/2010 01:13:30 »
Some people have several.
 

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« Reply #54 on: 09/06/2010 01:34:26 »

                    

         When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #55 on: 09/06/2010 05:57:53 »
demo good pic looks the the galreys l'afiette
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #56 on: 09/06/2010 06:04:11 »

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


Which only goes to show,

"It's a mall World after all."
 

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« Reply #57 on: 09/06/2010 22:56:58 »

                       

                         It's a small world after Walt.
 

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« Reply #58 on: 10/06/2010 16:59:24 »

                      


                       If you jump off a Paris bridge, you're in Seine.
 

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« Reply #59 on: 10/06/2010 22:24:57 »
or drunk and Parisletic
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #60 on: 10/06/2010 22:31:00 »
charles de gaulle etoile at night, the parisians saw the dark de triumph
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #61 on: 11/06/2010 06:25:29 »
charles de gaulle etoile at night, the parisians saw the dark de triumph

Did he take his lawnmower there to coup de grace?

Isn't the "dark de triumph" the motorbike Batman rides?

and if that wasn't punishing enough

(drum roll)

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=32020.msg312324#msg312324
« Last Edit: 11/06/2010 06:34:53 by Geezer »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #62 on: 11/06/2010 17:17:29 »
With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?
 

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« Reply #63 on: 11/06/2010 19:15:53 »
With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?

Hey! If you thought that was bad, try this:

Would a Pièce de résistance be the same as 1 Ω ?
 

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« Reply #64 on: 12/06/2010 01:45:10 »


With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?


I looked through the Punning Thread Criminal Code and found no punalty where the punishment fits the crime. Lawnmowers and Batman rides are not punishable by Code. Thus decreed.

                    
 

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« Reply #65 on: 12/06/2010 02:06:11 »

One day Queen Elizabeth the First got so sick and tired of all the puns in Shakespeare's plays that she summoned him to her court.  "Master Shakespeare," she angrily said, "one more pun out of you, I'll have you hanged!"  He replied, "Your Majesty, does this mean you'll make me your poet lariat?"
 

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« Reply #66 on: 12/06/2010 02:18:19 »

                          

Thanks to geo driver for informing us of an appropriate beer to drink while contemplating jumping!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #67 on: 12/06/2010 02:43:18 »


With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?


I looked through the Punning Thread Criminal Code and found no punalty where the punishment fits the crime. Lawnmowers and Batman rides are not punishable by Code. Thus decreed.

                    

I hope there would be no punitive damages.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #68 on: 12/06/2010 02:55:50 »

One day Queen Elizabeth the First got so sick and tired of all the puns in Shakespeare's plays that she summoned him to her court.  "Master Shakespeare," she angrily said, "one more pun out of you, I'll have you hanged!"  He replied, "Your Majesty, does this mean you'll make me your poet lariat?"


You mean like John Bitumen?
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« Reply #69 on: 12/06/2010 04:43:33 »


I hope there would be no punitive damages.


None, unless you expressed some fairly pungent criticisms.
 

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« Reply #70 on: 13/06/2010 03:38:48 »

                      

   Contacts are easy to lose, so keep your eyes on them
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #71 on: 13/06/2010 05:18:10 »

Contacts are easy to lose, so keep your eyes on them


That's not really necessary as long as you keep in contact.
 

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« Reply #72 on: 13/06/2010 05:32:55 »

True, Geezer, being in touch is key. I do see that.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #73 on: 13/06/2010 19:02:00 »
yep and i have brew many a beer like that.  well i was there brewer and now a manager
 

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« Reply #74 on: 13/06/2010 21:11:57 »

geo driver, that is beery impressive!
 

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