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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #500 on: 19/08/2010 18:53:53 »
A pox in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

Whose bush? George WWWWWWWW?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #501 on: 19/08/2010 21:51:12 »

No. Since they are from Texas, she must be referring to JimBob's!  :o
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #502 on: 20/08/2010 01:42:03 »


A pox in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.


 :o :o :o


But Var, then you gave up the bird!


See? Even (First) Lady Bird Johnson was from Texas! This PROVES that all fingers point to JimBob Bush.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #503 on: 20/08/2010 02:47:14 »

This is nerve wracking.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #504 on: 20/08/2010 02:57:34 »

No. Since they are from Texas, she must be referring to JimBob's!  :o

And obviously Demo is wracking his brain (if that is what hydrocephalics have) to make that far of a stretch.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #505 on: 20/08/2010 05:00:34 »

Highly inaccurate. No stretch marks whatsoever.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #506 on: 20/08/2010 14:35:50 »


A pox in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.


 :o :o :o


But Var, then you gave up the bird!


See? Even (First) Lady Bird Johnson was from Texas! This PROVES that all fingers point to JimBob Bush.



If Jimbob has a bush how can he be a man? And if he has got one I am not pointing my finger anywhere near it...!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #507 on: 20/08/2010 20:32:07 »
                   


(sorry about the shoes, Var, but I did order a new pair off-the-RACK)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #508 on: 21/08/2010 01:07:00 »

Highly inaccurate. No stretch marks whatsoever.

See? a wrinkle-less brain.

And Var, we need to be charitable to the retard.

OOOHH, I am sooo politically incorrect.

And I certainly have no bush or rack.

Unless the 12-point one on the dead deer on the wall counts.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #509 on: 21/08/2010 02:32:10 »
My rack is




( I actually have a T-shirt very similar to that)  :)


Variola, if this is true, then you must conform to international rules and convention, which stipulate frequent examination and inspection.

But don't worry, you're in good hands!  :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #510 on: 22/08/2010 18:47:30 »
What does Allstate Insurance have to do with it??

For the non-American see http://www.allstate.com/   (Company Motto "You are in good hands with Allstate" - see logo)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #511 on: 22/08/2010 20:40:16 »


It's Variola's insurance policy against excessive hanky panky during required inspection. :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #512 on: 23/08/2010 23:05:25 »
I am certain I replied to this post. Where has that reply gone?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #513 on: 23/08/2010 23:43:07 »

I didn't see it, JB.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #514 on: 24/08/2010 05:12:10 »

Could Geezer have made off with it for posting to a secret Scottish forum??? :o :o :o
 

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« Reply #515 on: 24/08/2010 19:37:38 »
Speaking of "made off", have I got an investment for you! Yes! Guaranteed annual returns!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #516 on: 24/08/2010 20:18:20 »

Could Geezer have made off with it for posting to a secret Scottish forum??? :o :o :o

They are doing a play, which shall remain nameless.

Here Spot, good dogie -  Now - Out, out, damned Spot!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #517 on: 24/08/2010 20:36:59 »

Highly inaccurate. No stretch marks whatsoever.

See? a wrinkle-less brain.

And Var, we need to be charitable to the retard.

OOOHH, I am sooo politically incorrect.

And I certainly have no bush or rack.

Unless the 12-point one on the dead deer on the wall counts.


Apparently the street use Remtard as it is a combination of retard and remedial. I guess trying to make you politically correct would be a backward move!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #518 on: 24/08/2010 20:38:32 »
Sheepy has a good rack. Rack of lamb gaaaaaa! droool!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #519 on: 25/08/2010 00:05:42 »
Mutton mess with Sheepy. Underneath the wool he carries an assault rifle.

 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #520 on: 25/08/2010 20:17:34 »
(Re-posted due to inordinate lack of creativity today!)

                         
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #521 on: 25/08/2010 20:19:52 »

Sheepy has a good rack. Rack of lamb gaaaaaa! droool!


We prefer yours.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #522 on: 25/08/2010 20:25:45 »

(Originating drooling duly noted and reciprocated)
« Last Edit: 25/08/2010 22:59:34 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #523 on: 26/08/2010 22:44:55 »
I'm trying to reduce my waistline by dieting but sadly it is going from my boobs first!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #524 on: 27/08/2010 01:15:13 »
I'm trying to reduce my waistline by dieting but sadly it is going from my boobs first!

I will help you hold them up. JimBob's Hand Bra Service available at nominal costs. Write for details.
 

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