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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #600 on: 27/09/2010 16:49:10 »



Hey! I just watched that new movie Abattoir. It's in 3-D too!


Geezer, what I meant was that I was stumped by your punning meaning directly above - ("Abattoir and 3-D").




A clue http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/  ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #601 on: 27/09/2010 17:54:59 »
That was a clue?

You need to be a detective to work out that clue so
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #602 on: 27/09/2010 18:09:24 »

Haha!!  ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #603 on: 27/09/2010 19:06:57 »
That was a clue?

You need to be a detective to work out that clue so

Zat is vi a am at La Sűreté, Monsieur.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #604 on: 28/09/2010 02:43:21 »


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #605 on: 28/09/2010 04:33:33 »




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Oh! Don't go looking for the pun. I don't think there is one.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #606 on: 28/09/2010 20:16:40 »

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Oh! Don't go looking for the pun. I don't think there is one.


Ahem, Inspector Clouseau, I am certain that we will find one. We only need to do some careful detective work!!

« Last Edit: 29/09/2010 18:03:10 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #607 on: 28/09/2010 21:53:28 »


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Yep, I found a pun for this:-

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How does that grab you?
 

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« Reply #608 on: 28/09/2010 23:18:46 »


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #609 on: 28/09/2010 23:42:20 »





In my college years I thought about studying astronomy, but I knew I would just be taking up space.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #610 on: 29/09/2010 00:39:30 »
Not to worry, I suppose you didn't plan et.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #611 on: 29/09/2010 01:06:38 »

No, it was a completely different world to me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #612 on: 29/09/2010 05:40:09 »




The Swami goes up to the hot dog vendor and says:
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"Make me one with everything".
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #613 on: 29/09/2010 12:13:40 »
Quote from: Thomas Edison

I have seen the light.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #614 on: 29/09/2010 17:47:24 »
Quote from: Thomas Edison

I have seen the light.


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #615 on: 29/09/2010 17:54:30 »



The Swami goes up to the hot dog vendor and says:

"Make me one with everything".


So the Swami gives the vendor a $20 bill, and after a while says, "Where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor pauses to think, then says, "Change comes from within"...as the Swami wistfully walks away.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #616 on: 29/09/2010 18:05:12 »
Swami how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Swami
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #617 on: 29/09/2010 19:22:41 »

Al, you're baaaaack!! You and I both said, "California Here I Come!"

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #618 on: 29/09/2010 19:26:35 »
she is at home sucking a minstrel (UK. Chocolate sweets)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #619 on: 29/09/2010 19:48:33 »


Mammy? Indeed, how sweet it is!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #620 on: 30/09/2010 06:25:19 »


Scientists allow us to see the sun in a different light.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #621 on: 30/09/2010 16:56:18 »
That last pun doesn't regard the sun as a burning issue so should be receive with a black hole of mirth.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #622 on: 30/09/2010 22:19:43 »


Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #623 on: 30/09/2010 22:21:34 »



Did you know that Geezer once got fired from his job as a software engineer? He just couldn't get with the program.



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #624 on: 30/09/2010 23:33:47 »


Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. ;D

I thought she was polishing (door)knobs for you.


 

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