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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #625 on: 01/10/2010 00:35:37 »

Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. ;D


I thought she was polishing (door)knobs for you.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #626 on: 01/10/2010 00:38:01 »

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #627 on: 01/10/2010 02:56:44 »


An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #628 on: 01/10/2010 15:40:06 »
It must have been very startling for him.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #629 on: 01/10/2010 16:11:29 »

OK, Don, ready for a real groaner?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #630 on: 01/10/2010 17:23:06 »
A,B,C,D goldfish?
M,N,O goldfish
S,D,R goldfish
R,D,L goldfish
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #631 on: 01/10/2010 17:47:36 »
F U N E M N X?

S, V F M N X.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #632 on: 01/10/2010 17:54:12 »
...but we have no bananas today.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #633 on: 01/10/2010 20:12:28 »



...I'm so lost....sigh.....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #634 on: 01/10/2010 23:07:05 »
It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #635 on: 02/10/2010 06:03:59 »
It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.

Whale oil be damned!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #636 on: 02/10/2010 06:13:51 »
we have no bananas today.

V F N O bananas today
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #637 on: 02/10/2010 12:21:52 »
UB40

I wish I was, but I B alot older than that.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #638 on: 03/10/2010 20:50:20 »


I M SX E
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #639 on: 03/10/2010 20:54:21 »

It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.


Thanks much!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #640 on: 04/10/2010 11:18:41 »
Well oil be damned!

Isn't that what Tony Hayward said?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #642 on: 04/10/2010 22:02:39 »

Oil executives are always using crude language.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #643 on: 05/10/2010 02:29:08 »
le Bastille is amazing of is that just a phalisy
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #644 on: 06/10/2010 14:40:42 »

One phalisy here is Make it Lady's blow torch. Hard to fathom.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #645 on: 06/10/2010 18:43:06 »



Halloween is coming soon...

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #646 on: 06/10/2010 18:47:19 »

One phalisy here is Make it Lady's blow torch. Hard to fathom.
oi flower stop casting nasturtiums on my character.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #647 on: 06/10/2010 19:53:03 »

Make it Lady, I apologize for the flower derangement. So let's kiss and make up: tulips are better than one.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #648 on: 07/10/2010 05:57:59 »
I knew it was just be a matter of time until we bring again two lips from hamster jam.
 

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« Reply #649 on: 07/10/2010 06:56:48 »

                             


Funny then. Funny now.
 

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