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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #75 on: 13/06/2010 21:19:51 »

                     

     What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #76 on: 14/06/2010 04:29:43 »
and is the thing that holds the coffin together called a potlatch?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potlatch for you Englisher's

1-1 tie!)


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #77 on: 15/06/2010 00:57:21 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #78 on: 15/06/2010 03:53:20 »

Oh, you're just dying for attention. Drop the pretense.

                     
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #79 on: 15/06/2010 18:04:12 »

Drop the pretense.


Shouldn't that be "future tense"?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #80 on: 15/06/2010 22:33:16 »

Well, the future of entertainment might be in tents.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #81 on: 16/06/2010 02:58:09 »
Tentatively, big tops might be the way to go.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #82 on: 16/06/2010 05:45:49 »

What does Dolly Parton have to do with all this?

Oh, entertainment. Of course! Why didn't I see that?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #83 on: 16/06/2010 06:21:41 »
You're right. Dolly has no part on this.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #84 on: 16/06/2010 10:51:46 »
never been into sheep, too country side
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #85 on: 16/06/2010 18:19:18 »

Then ewe don't know what you're bleating about.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #86 on: 16/06/2010 18:26:36 »



      Dolly               Dolly
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #87 on: 16/06/2010 18:52:30 »
Did someone mention sheep ?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #88 on: 16/06/2010 20:30:21 »
Uh oh!

JimBob must have hacked Neil's password.

Unless, could it actually be...

"The Return of the Wooly Jumper"

And I don't mean he's taking it back to M&S.

(Stay tuned for more exciting episodes.)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #89 on: 16/06/2010 20:35:12 »
Yessireebob,

yee haww....I'm a Texan wh-ewe has hacked sheepies password...guffaw guffaw !!

Y'all come back now and y'all have a nice day y'hear ?..gawwd bless america land and our king Elvis...yee haww !! ride em cowboy !!

Sheepy JimBob !
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #90 on: 16/06/2010 21:02:01 »
Neilie, I'll ride you any day. I could use your suzzies as styrups.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #91 on: 16/06/2010 22:12:54 »

Now let's not stirrup any trubble heah.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #92 on: 17/06/2010 02:14:41 »
Hey, I like stirrup on pancakes and waffles!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #93 on: 17/06/2010 02:45:45 »
Hey, I like stirrup on pancakes and waffles!

They don't call him "Sticky Jimmy" for nuthin'
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #94 on: 17/06/2010 03:50:04 »
Stucky's? Isn't that a place on the Interstate?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #95 on: 17/06/2010 04:32:11 »


Places on the interstate always take a toll on me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #96 on: 17/06/2010 06:20:11 »
When the bell tolls, it's best not to be interstate. When there is no will, there is no way to avoid a fight.
 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #97 on: 17/06/2010 16:03:36 »

                  

Congraduations to all of you commencing to graduate ceremoniously this fine June - and to the convocation of the graduating classes' friends, neighbors and relatives!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #98 on: 17/06/2010 19:13:22 »

Hey, I like stirrup on pancakes and waffles!


             


        But what if the waitress doesn't have stirrup-pants?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #99 on: 17/06/2010 21:38:37 »
You lot can do enough pants over waitresses, stirrup or other.
 

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