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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #825 on: 29/11/2010 09:52:43 »
I hope this does not drive you underground.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #826 on: 29/11/2010 16:33:22 »

I'm not train ed to handle such pun ishment


I hope this does not drive you underground.


Geezer, very perceptive! For all we know,  Chem might be a  spy who works from his basement bed underground and undercover!


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #827 on: 29/11/2010 17:00:27 »
MMMMMM Chem-mystery can be both exciting and scary at the same time, especially if you do not do your research properly and it all blows up.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #828 on: 29/11/2010 23:04:35 »

Sean, yes, that's what happens when you're out of your element.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #829 on: 30/11/2010 01:33:30 »
I've also noticed a lot of bad stuff seems to happen when I'm out with my elephant.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #830 on: 30/11/2010 02:28:14 »

But at least they will work for peanuts.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #831 on: 30/11/2010 04:35:09 »
Sometimes when you're monkeying around on an elephant you get hounded.

Has anyone seen the video "Suryia and Hound"?  I find it one of those events that touches my soul. http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-orangutan-and-the-hound/1234581161/?icid=VIDLRVNAT07
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #832 on: 30/11/2010 07:37:05 »

But at least they will work for peanuts.

Yes, but their agents will only wear the latest CA shoes, so it still gets pretty spendy.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #833 on: 30/11/2010 11:05:02 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #834 on: 30/11/2010 19:15:52 »

Reminds me of this nut named Hazel who held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #835 on: 30/11/2010 19:23:52 »

Sometimes when you're monkeying around on an elephant you get hounded.


I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy.
 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #836 on: 01/12/2010 13:33:27 »
You really should briard, put your foot down and say 'NO'.

Setter up with a little kitten instead, she'll soon be feline OK and you'll retiever respect for you. You must pointer in the right direction.

Will she take it out for a walk and clean up after it? As soon as you take it out for walkies it will cock its leg up some lamp post, or some poor unsuspecting chap, frozen to the bone, waiting for a bus. And once it has wee'd you can guarantee it will shih tzun.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #837 on: 01/12/2010 14:05:21 »
What are CA shoes?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #838 on: 01/12/2010 18:21:00 »
What are CA shoes?

NY NJ MA NH VT WA FL CA OR etc.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #839 on: 01/12/2010 22:43:28 »

Donnah, as you can see there are also MA shoes, but I'm not parting with that pair!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #840 on: 01/12/2010 22:56:04 »
You really should briard, put your foot down and say 'NO'.

Setter up with a little kitten instead, she'll soon be feline OK and you'll retiever respect for you. You must pointer in the right direction.

Will she take it out for a walk and clean up after it? As soon as you take it out for walkies it will cock its leg up some lamp post, or some poor unsuspecting chap, frozen to the bone, waiting for a bus. And once it has wee'd you can guarantee it will shih tzun.




I propose that we all chip in and award Don this cat-dog  swaddle for his petfect punning! Anyone second the notion?

BTW, shouldn't that say, shih tzum? (it's usually more than just un)
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #841 on: 02/12/2010 01:35:42 »

What are CA shoes?


WA shoes are you talking about?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #842 on: 02/12/2010 02:07:04 »
The kind of shoe that heels you and helps your sole.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #843 on: 02/12/2010 04:35:54 »

Wow, it sounds like it would even dye for me!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #844 on: 02/12/2010 04:40:44 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #845 on: 02/12/2010 09:12:01 »
Ah, soles, he said tongue in cheek and laced up to the eyes with booze. That's the last time he'el drink so much after taking an upper to find inner sole peace.

What a load of old cobblers!


BTW, nice to see the return of the punning C4M.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #846 on: 02/12/2010 17:43:54 »


He got his foot in the door with this album!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #847 on: 02/12/2010 19:32:21 »
Demo, I didn't think you would stoop so low, me old pal.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #848 on: 02/12/2010 19:52:47 »

Has anyone seen the video "Suryia and Hound"?  I find it one of those events that touches my soul.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-orangutan-and-the-hound/1234581161/?icid=VIDLRVNAT07


Yes, Donnah, that was heartwarming! Thanks.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #849 on: 02/12/2010 19:56:40 »

Demo, I didn't think you would stoop so low, me old pal.


Aw, Geezer, you made me feel bad with that remark, so I'll reform my ways and go back to being a high maintenance old pal!
 

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