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« Reply #850 on: 03/12/2010 16:46:30 »

...laced up to the eyes...


People who make necklaces may get beady eyes.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #851 on: 03/12/2010 17:15:40 »
Oh pal, is it jewellery puns now?
 

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« Reply #852 on: 03/12/2010 17:30:41 »

Pearl, Opal, and Ruby all work in a jewelry store with Grace.
 

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« Reply #853 on: 03/12/2010 17:36:02 »

In just one month we'll have a brand new cable channel, OWN: The Opal Winfrey Network!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #854 on: 03/12/2010 18:01:30 »
Will she dye her hair platinum blonde?
 

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« Reply #855 on: 03/12/2010 18:55:37 »

Naw, Don, she's well beyond just being a diamond in the rough these days.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #856 on: 03/12/2010 20:22:19 »
Oh dear, a bit past it eh? I hope she doesn't have trouble with her, eh em, 'sit-upon'. I hear that emeralds can be quite painful. Though you can get cream for the problem, I don't fancy applying it! If her nurse doesn't do it properly for her, she might gets a phired for her error.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #857 on: 03/12/2010 20:34:34 »
Doctor to patient

Come in Mrs Jewel, sit down and tell me qwart zeems to be the trouble?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #858 on: 03/12/2010 20:58:39 »
I hear that emeralds can be quite painful.

I wouldn't worry about it. She's got piles of money.
 

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« Reply #859 on: 03/12/2010 21:22:45 »

You guys are being too hasty! Shouldn't we more carefully and deliberately analyze the situation??
 

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« Reply #860 on: 03/12/2010 21:39:37 »


But if you feel that I'm mistaken, then by all means go ahead and correct it all.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #861 on: 03/12/2010 22:05:30 »
Co lon and get on with it then if you must.
 

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« Reply #862 on: 04/12/2010 02:06:16 »

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #863 on: 04/12/2010 02:24:26 »
Did I ever mention that, with hindsight, I could have been a proctologist?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #864 on: 04/12/2010 03:17:30 »
Oh now that, I don't sphinc ter good job.
 

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« Reply #865 on: 04/12/2010 04:08:13 »



Did I ever mention that, with hindsight, I could have been a proctologist?


Glad you asked. Maybe now you'll reply!  ;D


With hindsight, I could have been a proctologist.


And with foresight??

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #866 on: 04/12/2010 04:12:54 »
.....And with foresight??.......

A Rabbi.....

Oh! foresight, sorry pardon, my mistake.
 

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« Reply #867 on: 04/12/2010 04:17:01 »
It was an honest bristake.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #868 on: 04/12/2010 04:24:17 »
Well, its no skin off my nose.
 

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« Reply #869 on: 04/12/2010 04:32:00 »

My vote, so far, goes to Geezer for his Proctology Pun. He certainly doesn't make an ass of himself!



 

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« Reply #870 on: 04/12/2010 04:33:52 »

Well, its no skin off my nose.


The rabbi nose you need an anatomy lesson!
 

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« Reply #871 on: 04/12/2010 04:36:29 »
Make sure you have that cup engraved, I suggest with the legend 'You arsked for it'.
 

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« Reply #872 on: 04/12/2010 04:40:04 »

Well, its no skin off my nose.


The rabbi nose you need an anatomy lesson!

Well, under the circumstises.....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #873 on: 04/12/2010 04:41:21 »
I think I'm just about all punned out for today, so I'm off to bed.

Can you dream in puns? I hope not, I should think its nored funny.
 

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« Reply #874 on: 04/12/2010 05:07:30 »

Don, I'd wish you sweet dreams, but I don't know if you're diabetic.
 

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