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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #875 on: 04/12/2010 05:09:34 »

Well, its no skin off my nose.


The rabbi nose you need an anatomy lesson!


Well, under the circumstises.....


Yeah, yeah, I know, and the assisting nurse has a lousy salary but makes up for it in tips....groan....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #876 on: 04/12/2010 11:30:20 »
The beer served in our local is so cold I find it more comfortable to take along a pair of bar mits for insulation.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #877 on: 04/12/2010 17:03:23 »

Yes, the mitz are vahry important the colder it gets!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #878 on: 04/12/2010 22:13:30 »

Are Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #879 on: 04/12/2010 23:12:54 »
Yes, and they are subject to stringant elf a safety regulations.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #880 on: 04/12/2010 23:43:52 »
So they must conform or elfs?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #881 on: 04/12/2010 23:58:02 »
Or elfs they wont get the sack!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #882 on: 05/12/2010 00:26:18 »
Good grief....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #883 on: 05/12/2010 06:04:07 »

Must be someone from The Bored Of Elf.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #884 on: 05/12/2010 06:38:00 »
He got a reprimand for goblin down his breakfast.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #885 on: 05/12/2010 15:19:25 »
He was not Hobgoblin down his brekkie, he was hobbled for elf violations - he took his boots and would you Rudolpf it put them in front of the fire before Santa Klaus could say Ho Ho NO!

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #886 on: 05/12/2010 15:25:12 »
That's fairy interesting, Sean.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #887 on: 05/12/2010 15:27:33 »
Beast I cud drool at snort notice.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #888 on: 06/12/2010 01:47:53 »

Beast I cud drool at snort notice.


I noticed the article about peripheral vision out of the corner of my eye.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #889 on: 06/12/2010 03:14:00 »
Did you also notice the elfphant in the living room?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #890 on: 06/12/2010 04:34:18 »


Welcome Back Notice to JimBob: WB!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #891 on: 06/12/2010 04:56:35 »

JimBob, thanks for pointing that out. The elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #892 on: 06/12/2010 05:29:29 »
He'd get better MPG if he took all the junk out of his trunk.

(Don - See in the US, we never get a boot in the back because we like to keep a hood up front.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #893 on: 06/12/2010 12:40:41 »
Getting all the junk out of his trunk could prove a very time consuming tusk.

If you put a hat on the engine, would it be a bonnet?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #894 on: 06/12/2010 17:55:47 »
If it had a bonnet, would you bee able to find which end was the safe side to be on, and which end is a little pointedly unsafe to bee near?

If I could post something completely different here:

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #895 on: 06/12/2010 18:39:46 »

Sean, this is VERY important reading to all those people who have Carnal Tunnel Syndrome!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #896 on: 06/12/2010 18:43:38 »

He was not Hobgoblin down his brekkie, he was hobbled for elf violations - he took his boots and would you Rudolpf it put them in front of the fire before Santa Klaus could say Ho Ho NO!


That's fairy interesting, Sean.


Yes, I agree that it's fairy interesting, but do reindeer have tails???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #897 on: 06/12/2010 19:02:34 »


Let's all thank Geezer for his oh-so-generous gesture of paying for _all_ our travel, hotel and ANY miscellaneous expenses (e.g., lavish presents for the special someones) to Tahiti this December, 2010 for The Annual Punning Thread Conference! (He said invite friends and family, too, including mistresses/lovers...even kids' friends and their parents!! It's all on him!! Unlimited, really!)

Hurrah, Geezer!!
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Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #898 on: 06/12/2010 21:41:10 »
Obviously more WikiLeaks propaganda.
 

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« Reply #899 on: 06/12/2010 22:27:00 »
Cable from Scottish Embassy! ;D :)
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