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« Reply #925 on: 09/12/2010 16:48:07 »
I may be as thick as two short planks, but I have not got those tickets yet, have checked downstairs a few times, nutting new down there, just the same old stuff as before. Though, having looked at the website, I am a little wary of the rooms there, the beds look a little hard and lumpy, and there were no sheets visible.

 

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« Reply #926 on: 09/12/2010 17:27:04 »
There's another Pack Place in Bastin, Massachusetts. They tried to call it Park Place, but they eventually had to give up.
 

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« Reply #927 on: 09/12/2010 18:09:24 »

Shouldn't that read 'Planck Place'?


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« Reply #928 on: 09/12/2010 18:25:53 »






Adding to the shame of it all, here, from Scottish WikiLeaks is a certified stolen photo of Geezer's plan for our "wondrous sightseeing tour". Sigh.

Geezer can be seen above (only partially, mostly his bare feet) in the first doorway on your left, relaxing as he waits for the corrupt "Sightseeing Manager" to negotiate a swindle of a deal. Each of us would have certainly had to pay some "tax".



Geezer's nightclubbing plans for all of us!!!
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« Reply #929 on: 09/12/2010 18:37:42 »

There's another Pack Place in Bastin, Massachusetts. They tried to call it Park Place, but they eventually had to give up.


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« Reply #930 on: 09/12/2010 18:43:12 »

I may be as thick as two short planks, but I have not got those tickets yet, have checked downstairs a few times, nutting new down there, just the same old stuff as before. Though, having looked at the website, I am a little wary of the rooms there, the beds look a little hard and lumpy, and there were no sheets visible.




Sean, you are hereby awarded this Medal for your fine whistleblower post! Justice has now been served.
 

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« Reply #931 on: 09/12/2010 19:03:03 »
And I still can'y get money from Mc and V - something about not sending via Western Union to Africa, as it is a scam! How else am I supposed to help that poor relative who has so much money tied up in an account, but who cannot get it out without help, and is willing to give me a 40% share for assistance in doing so.

Getting very good nw, I think the writer is now in high school, or at least is not watching American television exclusively.


BTW Demo, I thank you for the medal, as soon as I figure out how to print screen to metal I will wear it with pride.

 

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« Reply #932 on: 09/12/2010 19:16:48 »

No, no, no, Sean, look for the Print Medal key!
 

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« Reply #933 on: 09/12/2010 19:19:31 »

And I still can't get money from Mc and V - something about not sending via Western Union to Africa, as it is a scam! How else am I supposed to help that poor relative who has so much money tied up in an account, but who cannot get it out without help, and is willing to give me a 40% share for assistance in doing so.

Getting very good nw, I think the writer is now in high school, or at least is not watching American television exclusively.


Sean, there are great tips here that should help!
http://j-walk.com/other/conf/
 

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« Reply #934 on: 10/12/2010 09:38:01 »
The local timber yard advertises 7 metre floor boards available. Does this constitue a max plank?
 

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« Reply #935 on: 10/12/2010 16:24:50 »

That local timber yard manager made a huge mistake in that advertisement. I hope his boss doesn't make him walk the plank!
 

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« Reply #936 on: 10/12/2010 16:53:35 »
demo, is that one next to the "any" key?

 

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« Reply #937 on: 10/12/2010 18:18:12 »

Yes, to the left. Or is it the right? No wait, it's above. No...perhaps it's below. Hmmmmmmm....
 

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« Reply #938 on: 10/12/2010 18:23:40 »
It is situated between Key West and Big Coppit Key, about 400 yards NNW of Naval Air Station Key West key.
 

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« Reply #939 on: 10/12/2010 18:30:24 »
I still do not know where it is.

Perhaps I need a new keyboard, like the ones from www.usbtypewriter.com as an example.

I think it may be a good idea, as it will give a record of all keystrokes, a mechanical keylogger, what a good idea.



On the other hand, what did the fish say when he swam into the wall?




























DAM!



 

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« Reply #940 on: 10/12/2010 19:47:25 »
My keyboard doesn't have an "Any Key" which can be bloody annoying at times, let me tell you!

Piece of crap, friggin imported junk, who's running the place
 

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« Reply #941 on: 11/12/2010 00:13:37 »


Attention all young, hotshot know-it-alls: just remember, next time you send an email that instantly goes round the world, and you cc: or bcc: someone? It originated as "carbon copy", or "blind carbon copy"...nyah, nyah!
 

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« Reply #942 on: 11/12/2010 00:16:35 »

Key West key.


Isn't that repetitively redundant?
 

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« Reply #943 on: 11/12/2010 00:40:17 »
What's the symbol for blind carbon? There can be no C.
 

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« Reply #944 on: 11/12/2010 00:49:06 »

... I was trying to keep it as a surprise.

If it has an elevated Michelin stared restaurant, it will still be a nice soup rise.


True, Don, but if you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth.
 

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« Reply #945 on: 11/12/2010 00:56:52 »

What's the symbol for blind carbon? There can be no C.




 

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« Reply #946 on: 11/12/2010 07:07:49 »


The shame never ends. The website declares, "Closed For The 2010 Season"! Bernie Madoff was never this devious!!
http://www.tahitiinn.com/
 

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« Reply #947 on: 11/12/2010 07:11:15 »
At least they might be open for fleecing in around 21 days.........
 

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« Reply #948 on: 11/12/2010 07:41:05 »
[Bernie Madoff was never this devious!!

Perhaps not, be he sure made off with a lot of people's money.
 

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« Reply #949 on: 11/12/2010 07:41:46 »

At least they might be open for fleecing in around 21 days.........

Are ewe serious?
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