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« Reply #975 on: 15/12/2010 03:05:10 »

Geezer must have been spending "too much time" with the shepard, don't ewe think?


After the shepherd retired, he felt ewes less.
 

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« Reply #976 on: 15/12/2010 03:10:40 »

Now that's some shear determination...
Please continewe...


The optometrist moonlighted as a jazz musician so he could continewe to improve-eyes.
 

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« Reply #977 on: 15/12/2010 10:34:33 »

I asked Father Xmas for some new garden tools, but he just laughed, "Hoe hoe hoe."


Don, as a gardener you should know the ground rules by now.


Sorry to rake up this post again, but I think it proves that demo speaks with forked tongue.
 

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« Reply #978 on: 15/12/2010 10:38:13 »

Geezer must have been spending "too much time" with the shepard, don't ewe think?


After the shepherd retired, he felt ewes less.

His wife tried to keep him busy around the house. "Come on man, no good doing nothing, get the work done, chop chop."
 

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« Reply #979 on: 15/12/2010 17:11:29 »

I asked Father Xmas for some new garden tools, but he just laughed, "Hoe hoe hoe."


Don, as a gardener you should know the ground rules by now.


Sorry to rake up this post again, but I think it proves that demo speaks with forked tongue.


Oh no, I forked up again? That's like a knife through my heart!!
 

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« Reply #980 on: 15/12/2010 17:49:22 »

Geezer must have been spending "too much time" with the shepard, don't ewe think?


After the shepherd retired, he felt ewes less.

His wife tried to keep him busy around the house. "Come on man, no good doing nothing, get the work done, chop chop."

And there's mutton he can do about that nagging? He'll probably flock to the nearest tavern.
 

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« Reply #981 on: 16/12/2010 14:55:24 »
And upon his return to home he'll just get another lambasting.
 

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« Reply #982 on: 16/12/2010 17:45:18 »
Merry Chistmas and Happy Newe Year to all the sheople of the world.
 

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« Reply #983 on: 16/12/2010 21:15:09 »
Yes, Donnah, and let's not forget the Jeweish celebration of Hannukah.
 

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« Reply #984 on: 16/12/2010 23:46:29 »

And upon his return to home he'll just get another lambasting.


Hopefully, after that, they'll kiss and make up and maybe she'll make him his favorite shepherd's pie again.
 

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« Reply #985 on: 17/12/2010 00:02:02 »

Someone threw a snowball at me the other day. It was that rotten little heifer across the street.


Similar thing happened to me a heifer dozen times!
 

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« Reply #986 on: 17/12/2010 05:14:34 »
Someone threw a snowball at me the other day. It was that rotten little heifer across the street.

Similar thing happened to me a heifer dozen times!


You should give the man a prize for being out standing in his field  ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #987 on: 17/12/2010 05:26:25 »

You should give the man a prize for being out standing in his field  ;D ;D




OK, Chem, but you'll haveta remove it and give it to her him!         <<<<<edit

(You too can be a standout!)
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« Reply #988 on: 17/12/2010 05:44:35 »


At least they might be open for fleecing in around 21 days.........

Are ewe serious?


Not if he's ever been in Newe Joisey in January.


Is that near New Lambshire?
 

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« Reply #989 on: 17/12/2010 05:49:07 »
You certainly know how to milk them puns demografx, it's udderly amazing
 

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« Reply #990 on: 17/12/2010 05:53:43 »
Is that near New Lambshire?

No. I Think you are confusing it with Newe Hempshire. It's the one slightly to the left of here.
 

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« Reply #991 on: 17/12/2010 07:26:55 »

To the left? I try not to be too political (or even correct) about geography, Geezer!

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« Reply #992 on: 17/12/2010 07:29:05 »

You certainly know how to milk them puns demografx, it's udderly amazing


Why, thank you, Chem! I try to give it a fair shake.
 

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« Reply #993 on: 17/12/2010 10:13:38 »

Sheikh Yamani

At this time of year, I've no mani left to sheikh, its all gone on Xmas prezzies.
 

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« Reply #994 on: 17/12/2010 18:08:04 »

To the left? I try not to be too political (or even correct) about geography, Geezer!


New Hempshire is more potlitical.
 

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« Reply #995 on: 18/12/2010 17:41:56 »

To the left? I try not to be too political (or even correct) about geography, Geezer!


New Hempshire is more potlitical.


Is that why Mary Kay doesn't wanna pursue business there?
 

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« Reply #996 on: 19/12/2010 05:36:37 »


Sheikh Yamani

At this time of year, I've no mani left to sheikh, its all gone on Xmas prezzies.


But, Don, if you know just a little about music, you don't need mani to teach the children to play Haydn Sheik.

 

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« Reply #997 on: 19/12/2010 20:01:40 »
Oh 'El, garantee you'll not be doing any more composer puns.
 

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« Reply #998 on: 19/12/2010 20:22:59 »

You have my word, Don!!

Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.
 

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« Reply #999 on: 20/12/2010 05:00:16 »

Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.


Don,

Pay no attention. My colleague means no harm. He's obviously slightly Brahms'd.
 

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