Author Topic: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here? (Read 207931 times)

SeanB · **Reply #1775 on:** 27/01/2012 20:24:03

Would that not be a General of fence, as it is more likely to be a recurring theme in the run of things.

demografx · **Reply #1776 on:** 27/01/2012 21:17:31

Quote from: Don_1 on 27/01/2012 09:07:51

Q. What do you call a man with sponge, jelly and custard in his ears?

A. Removed due to 'no name-calling week'.

demografx · **Reply #1777 on:** 27/01/2012 23:14:44

DON!!!

Shame on you, you have failed to point out that January is International Creativity Month.

I told my friend all about your creative writing class, and she said that she had a simile experience.

demografx · **Reply #1778 on:** 27/01/2012 23:17:25

Don, sorry about your PunAward, the punning thread budget only had enough in Treasury to get you 2010, not 2012.

By the way, next time I would recommend getting your cavity fixed by your regular dentist, and not by some guy who is just filling in.

Chemistry4me · **Reply #1779 on:** 28/01/2012 04:49:37

There needs to be a new definition of 'pundit' as in "someone who offers advice on how to pun(ed) it"

Chemistry4me · **Reply #1780 on:** 28/01/2012 04:54:43

Quote from: demografx on 27/01/2012 23:17:25

Don, sorry about your PunAward, the punning thread budget only had enough in Treasury to get you 2010, not 2012.

It was acci-dental, the secretary spent all the money buying 1 molar Oral-B and Listerine

demografx · **Reply #1781 on:** 29/01/2012 05:56:52

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 28/01/2012 04:54:43

Quote from: demografx on 27/01/2012 23:17:25

Don, sorry about your PunAward, the punning thread budget only had enough in Treasury to get you 2010, not 2012.

It was acci-dental, the secretary spent all the money buying 1 molar Oral-B and Listerine

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Chemistry4me · **Reply #1782 on:** 29/01/2012 07:48:24

Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2012 05:56:52

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

Don_1 · **Reply #1783 on:** 29/01/2012 12:32:32

Quote from: demografx on 27/01/2012 23:14:44

DON!!!

Shame on you, you have failed to point out that January is International Creativity Month.

I told my friend all about your creative writing class, and she said that she had a simile experience.

Is that a fax?

Don_1 · **Reply #1784 on:** 29/01/2012 12:34:50

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2012 07:48:24

Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2012 05:56:52
My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.
Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

No, she said "Sorry I didn't mean to dent yours."

Don_1 · **Reply #1785 on:** 29/01/2012 12:41:47

International Creativity Month eh?

Well, no problems on that score, I create havoc wherever I go!

Except on a ship, where I tend to create hammock wherever I go. If you cant't work that out, just sleep on it a while.

Don_1 · **Reply #1786 on:** 29/01/2012 12:44:29

Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2012 12:41:47

International Creativity Month eh?

Well, no problems on that score, I create havoc wherever I go!

Except on a ship, where I tend to create hammock wherever I go. If you cant't work that out, just sleep on it a while.

Ggood ggracious, I sssseem tto have developpped a ststuttter!

demografx · **Reply #1787 on:** 29/01/2012 21:48:31

Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2012 12:44:29

Ggood ggracious, I sssseem tto have developpped a ststuttter!

Translation: "Th-th-th-th-that's all f-f-f-folks!!"

demografx · **Reply #1788 on:** 29/01/2012 22:05:10

Quote from: Chemistry4me on 29/01/2012 07:48:24

Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2012 05:56:52

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Did she say "gimme a break/brake" or "gimme a new Ford"?

Chem, all I can say is that she and I don't like driving by and hanging out at the pancake house, that place can gimme the crepes!

demografx · **Reply #1789 on:** 29/01/2012 22:12:13

Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2012 12:34:50

No, she said "Sorry I didn't mean to dent yours."

demografx · **Reply #1790 on:** 29/01/2012 22:26:36

fax.......simile........it took me an hour to get that! : - ) (slow Sunday)

Donnah · **Reply #1791 on:** 30/01/2012 06:04:02

Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2012 05:56:52

My wife and I started to date after she backed her car into mine.

We met by accident.

Is your wife's name Robin? Was she driving the Backmobile? Or was she just hitting on you?

demografx · **Reply #1792 on:** 30/01/2012 21:55:49

Donnah · **Reply #1793 on:** 30/01/2012 22:28:58

Nana nana nana nana,
Nana nana nana nana

demografx · **Reply #1794 on:** 30/01/2012 23:41:36

Just like a bat outta hell (going Westward), you thrill us with surprises!

Donnah · **Reply #1795 on:** 31/01/2012 01:38:08

Well I'm glad somebody is thrilled, because my man thinks I'm batty.

demografx · **Reply #1796 on:** 31/01/2012 02:40:22

I would just ask him point blank: "What makes you think you are so much batter than me???"

Donnah · **Reply #1797 on:** 31/01/2012 02:47:26

Quote from: demografx on 31/01/2012 02:40:22

I would just ask him point blank: "What makes you think you are so much batter than me???"

But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.

Don_1 · **Reply #1798 on:** 31/01/2012 09:14:45

Quote from: Donnah on 31/01/2012 02:47:26

.............But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.

Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........

We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.

Don_1 · **Reply #1799 on:** 31/01/2012 10:10:41

To continue......

We made our pancakes when we were camping in a horsfield. We had pitched our tent close to the edge of the field, so we felt rather marginated. But Hermann had picked a good site. 'E chipped away some rock to make a good flat surface for our camp. Then he scuted around collecting firewood to make a curry. He's a real star and is spurred on by the heat of the moment. While he was cooking, I acted as his 'go for'.

After we ate, I burst forth with a loud belch. Leonard looked at me in disgust. "Leo, pardon me!" I exclaimed, but 'e stunned & boxed me around the ear anyway.

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