Author Topic: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here? (Read 206762 times)

demografx · **Reply #1925 on:** 06/03/2012 06:45:59

Quote from: Donnah on 06/03/2012 01:10:11

I like your Bonus system for the banksters.

Are you implying that they're gangbankers??

Don_1 · **Reply #1926 on:** 06/03/2012 09:43:03

Quote from: Donnah on 06/03/2012 01:10:11

......... Does this make you a bird brain?

What an insult! To birds......

Don_1 · **Reply #1927 on:** 06/03/2012 10:01:21

I put some magazines in an ovenproof dish and made a shortcrust pastry top for it. Cooked in a moderate oven for 45 mins.

I call it a Magpie.

Well you may ask, 'What is he crowing on about now?', and you might wonder if I have gone raven bonkers. I would ask my nieghbour, Jack, for his opinion om my mental state, but I am reluctant to knock on Jacksdoor since it is an awful shade of jayd, which makes me feel sick. I have said to him "Cor! Vus a sickly colour."

Donnah · **Reply #1928 on:** 07/03/2012 00:01:02

Oh, I know Jack! (Uh, oh oh, I think I just insulted myself.) Is it the Jack who lives at four and twenty Blackbird Lane?

demografx · **Reply #1929 on:** 07/03/2012 01:17:02

Q. Where does a blackbird go for a drink?

A. To a crow bar.

JimBob · **Reply #1930 on:** 07/03/2012 02:33:44

Is that where you have a very slight shot at getting drunk and taking "advantage of" Sherill Crow?

demografx · **Reply #1931 on:** 07/03/2012 04:33:01

Yes! In fact, Ms. Crow was once in the bar's telephone booth, but she had no money so she had to make a collect caw.

demografx · **Reply #1932 on:** 07/03/2012 07:39:28

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/03/2012 09:43:03

Quote from: Donnah on 06/03/2012 01:10:11

....... Does this make you a bird brain?

What an insult! To birds......

demografx · **Reply #1933 on:** 07/03/2012 07:58:14

Quote from: Don_1 on 01/03/2012 12:21:14

Now I would reveal the coordinates of my aerial escapade so that you could avoid the vicinity for safety sake, {YIKES! Look out, RUN!}

Don't wait! Find out NOW when Don_1 is scheduled to fly near YOU!

Brought to you severely by the International Flight Safety Warning Patrol

Don_1 · **Reply #1934 on:** 07/03/2012 16:01:13

Hehehe, that poor fella must have been at 52⁰ 04' 08.20"N x 0⁰ 37' 12.91"W on Saturday.

Don_1 · **Reply #1935 on:** 07/03/2012 16:03:11

...... and now back to the puns.

It's raining and cold here, I don't know whether to wear my Macaw overcoat.

demografx · **Reply #1936 on:** 07/03/2012 19:35:08

Ma cawf went away after I took some strong cawf syrup.

demografx · **Reply #1937 on:** 07/03/2012 20:01:03

No pun. Just a pretty macaw pic!

demografx · **Reply #1938 on:** 07/03/2012 20:02:24

Quote from: Don_1 on 07/03/2012 16:03:11

It's raining and cold here, I don't know whether to wear my Macaw overcoat.

Oh caw'mon, Don, you know you just wanna wear it so you can show it off and ~~caw~~ crow about it.

JimBob · **Reply #1939 on:** 08/03/2012 01:53:23

I thought you told me you had bought a MacIncaw

demografx · **Reply #1940 on:** 08/03/2012 05:56:55

Nice recall, JimBob! But if you carefully read my little footnote remark, I actually said that I should have bought a MacIncaw.

Instead - like a stubborn old fool who doesn't listen to his own sons who also recommend MacIncaution and MacIntuition - I bought an HP - NOTHING to crow about.

In fact, it's been the caws of soooooo much misery!

Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2012 22:53:05

January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo

Don_1 · **Reply #1941 on:** 08/03/2012 08:26:30

Quote from: demografx on 08/03/2012 05:56:55

January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo

Do the printers use only Mac ink or can they use 3rd party cartridges

Don_1 · **Reply #1942 on:** 08/03/2012 08:43:56

Quote from: demografx on 07/03/2012 20:01:03

No pun. Just a pretty macaw pic!

Beautiful, just beautiful!!!

And how about these:

No, its not a Photoshop job, these are Hyacinth Macaws.

demografx · **Reply #1943 on:** 08/03/2012 22:08:01

Quote from: Don_1 on 08/03/2012 08:26:30

Quote from: demografx on 08/03/2012 05:56:55

January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo

Do the printers use only Mac ink or can they use 3rd party cartridges

MacPrinters are unwieldy.

Instead, I strongly urge and recommend: a BigMac® (see pic below), no fries, hold the cholesterol. And a Strawberry MacShake® - But a MacDeepFriedApplePie® is optional.

MacPaper for your MacPrinter should be selected carefully. Get double-ply so it can work double shift in the lavatory.

demografx · **Reply #1944 on:** 08/03/2012 22:21:47

Don't let this BigMac® steer you from your nutritional/dietetic goals.

demografx · **Reply #1945 on:** 09/03/2012 02:15:41

Quote from: Don_1 on 08/03/2012 08:43:56

And how about these:

No, its not a Photoshop job, these are Hyacinth Macaws.

Lovely!

Lovely!

Donnah · **Reply #1946 on:** 09/03/2012 05:12:17

iMac, aw.

demografx · **Reply #1947 on:** 09/03/2012 06:14:42

Don_1 · **Reply #1948 on:** 09/03/2012 13:59:06

Quote from: Donnah on 09/03/2012 05:12:17

iMac, aw.

Demo seams to have found that awfuly funny, ore did he? I have a mined to remined him to observe the ground rules.
I believe that's halft of my duty, on the face of it.

Any deviation from the norm may result in a goo feeling in the gut.

demografx · **Reply #1949 on:** 09/03/2012 21:23:14

Quote from: Donnah on 09/03/2012 05:12:17

iMac, aw.

Shouldn't that read, "iMac®, aw." ?

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