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Donnah, does the above statue adequately convey Odyn's outlook on life?

[Don_1]

If he's kilt his haggis & scoffed his tartan custard, Don'll get the griddle out and drop a few Scottish puncakes.

A pancake pun!!! Crumbs, that's got me in a flap Jack. Oh crepe, I just can't think of one.

[demografx]

No time for pancakes!

I was in a big hurry so I just scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.

[Don_1]

I hope you came by those eggs legitimately, I should hate to think were poached.

[demografx]

Is this a yolk?

Poaching?

You think I would stoop as low as an Egg Benedict and be a traitor?

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

Fry my words!

[Donnah]

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

[Don_1]

Is this a yolk?

Poaching?

You think I would stoop as low as an Egg Benedict and be a traitor?

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

Fry my words!

I'm glad to hear this. Well, read it actually. I can only hope that al bu men and women have not been shelling out too much dosh for your eggs. Personally, I think the price of eggs should be laid down in law.

A cracking idea, don't you think. Om letteing my MP know of my proposal and asking him to submit a private members beak bill to parliament. I do hope it dosen't get beaten in the vote. The trouble is, some MP's can be vindictive. You'll find them er ingueing about Westminster, waiting to whip up trouble. Perhaps I'll just nog them on the head or flip them over, cus t ard treatment is all they understand.

Do you sometimes get the feeling you've seen these puns somewhere before?

[Don_1]

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

I tried to phone Odyn yesterday.

ring ring - ring ring - ring ring
Hello.
Hello is t'at ue Odyn?
Nah, this is Thor here
Sorry, I dun rung the wrong number
You mere mortals have got a liberty ringing us Gods, I'm getting a bit bronzed brassed off with it.
click click - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Don_1]

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?

[demografx]

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

Dozen that say it all!

[demografx]

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?

Eggsellent observation, Don_1!

[Don_1]

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

Dozen that say it all!

Not half!

[Don_1]

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?

Eggsellent observation, Don_1!

Thank you so very much, and you should know, being a man of great eggsperience

[demografx]

June 21-24 (Last Weekend Thurs. to Sun.) is:
Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:

Items Needed:
1. Watermelon seeds

2. A watermelon for the winner

Instructions:
1. Give each player a watermelon seed.

2. Have the players line up and take turns spitting the watermelon seeds as far as they can.

3. The one that spits the watermelon seed the farthest is the winner.

4. Award the winner a watermelon.

[Don_1]

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:

Oh my gourd, whatever next!

I suppose the winner of the contest might be happy enough, but the one who is pipped at the post might become meloncholy.

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The one who is pipped at the post might become meloncholy.

Just like a sheep dog puppy who likes cantaloupe might become a melon collie baby.

[demografx]

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

I tried to phone Odyn yesterday.

ring ring - ring ring - ring ring
Hello.
Hello is t'at ue Odyn?
Nah, this is Thor here
Sorry, I dun rung the wrong number
You mere mortals have got a liberty ringing us Gods, I'm getting a bit bronzed brassed off with it.
click click - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[demografx]

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:

Oh my gourd, whatever next!

Oh, you heard about the upcoming pee-ing contest???

[demografx]

And he hURLs himself out of the helicopter.

It must be a whURLybird.

Or am I confusing that with, "It's the URLy bird that gets the worm."?

[Donnah]

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:

Oh my gourd, whatever next!

Oh, you heard about the upcoming pee-ing contest???

Isn't that the daily MO for some peeple?

BTW Odyn loves cantaloupe and papaya.

[Don_1]

Odyn was going to take Anna to Gretna Green so they could get married.
Anna said, "Will we ride off into the sunset with me on the back of your bike?"
Odyn answered "I don't have a bike, but I 'av a car do.
Anna said, "Good man go and get it."
Anna's father suddenly appeared.
Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"
"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her. I ban Anna from marrying you."


Not the 'Ban Anna' again!!!!

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Odyn was going to take Anna to Gretna Green so they could get married.
Anna said, "Will we ride off into the sunset with me on the back of your bike?"
Odyn answered "I don't have a bike, but I 'av a car do.
Anna said, "Good man go and get it."
Anna's father suddenly appeared.
Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"
"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her. I ban Anna from marrying you."


Not the 'Ban Anna' again!!!!

Yup, you guessed it: I checked the Awards Committee and Don_1 indeed qualifies!!

[Don_1]

As does 'The Melon song', all 10hrs of it.

No, that's not a typo, 10hrs!!!

Link = The Melon Song. Don't even think about going there.

Its not for the puny.

[demografx]

10 hours!!!!!????? Oh my Thor!!

"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her.

[Don_1]

Dyslexic melon.