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« Reply #1 on: 21/07/2010 11:46:06 »
Little pigeon
flying by,
dropped a "message"
from the sky.
Oh! said the farmer,
wiping his eye,
"I ain't half glad
that cows can't fly.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 21/07/2010 12:56:44 »
Sheepy fly
For summer south
Did a poo
In farmers mouth
Message received
In farmers belly
Regurgitatal
Sheepy jelly !    ;D


Now That's Kwality Poemage !!








 

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« Reply #3 on: 21/07/2010 16:52:21 »
The last verse of "A Christmas Carol" by Tom Lehrer goes:

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 22/07/2010 03:42:18 »
Faster than a speeding bullet, more stink powerful then a locamotive, leaps tall buildings in a simle bound, Oh look it's a bird, it's a plane, noooo^ it is the new/old symbol for the Flying "A" petro. 



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« Reply #6 on: 22/07/2010 05:11:43 »
Annotated
 

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« Reply #9 on: 22/07/2010 14:21:06 »
As far as I can tell, the animal in the wrong place in that picture is the one who needs a boat.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 22/07/2010 18:17:10 »
That donkey pooed on my mum once. She said "Quick get some toilet roll."
"Don't be daft," I replied "That donkey will be miles away by now."
 

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« Reply #12 on: 23/07/2010 18:29:58 »
I hear the SUN newspaper have rescued said donkey from further humiliating stunts. Isn't it time the SUN stopped showing topless women on page three before they start thinking about animal rights!?
 

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« Reply #13 on: 23/07/2010 19:25:39 »
I hear the SUN newspaper have rescued said donkey from further humiliating stunts. Isn't it time the SUN stopped showing topless women on page three before they start thinking about animal rights!?

Yeah! Parasailing topless women would be much better than donkeys. I will immediately pen a letter to the SUN's editor (assuming it actually has one) in support of your noble cause.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 23/07/2010 19:48:33 »
The donkey has been hired as the new editor, apparently because it is a high flyer, yet knows what a great piece of ass looks like............











At least it is better than if elephants fly.....

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« Reply #15 on: 24/07/2010 16:34:52 »
I hear the SUN newspaper have rescued said donkey from further humiliating stunts. Isn't it time the SUN stopped showing topless women on page three before they start thinking about animal rights!?

Perhaps, but the women on page 3 get a choice- the donkey didn't.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 24/07/2010 20:11:12 »
The person that did this to the poor donkey....'E ought to know better. EEEEOR to know better, get it?
 

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« Reply #17 on: 24/07/2010 20:12:59 »
Twas only joking about the page three thing. You boys are so gullible. I like to ogle norks with the best of them.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 24/07/2010 21:11:44 »
I must say I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of reaction to my Norwegian joke.

Probably rather too subtle for you lot.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 24/07/2010 21:16:42 »
I must say I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of reaction to my Norwegian joke.

Probably rather too subtle for you lot.

No I got it, very good :)
 

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« Reply #20 on: 24/07/2010 21:27:54 »
I must say I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of reaction to my Norwegian joke.

Probably rather too subtle for you lot.

No I got it, very good :)

Thanks! At least somebody got it  ;D
 

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« Reply #21 on: 24/07/2010 21:44:12 »
I wish I got it
 

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« Reply #22 on: 24/07/2010 21:47:21 »
Would somebody explain it to MIL.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 24/07/2010 21:55:14 »
Norwegian flag looks like this


http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/xmas/calendar/flags/NorwegianFlag.jpg

So not dissimilar to the lifebelt.

Norway is infamous for whaling.

Cetacean is a whale.


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« Reply #24 on: 24/07/2010 22:01:02 »
It is still not funny but then nothing funny has come out of Norway, except for their Eurovision entries.
 

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