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« Reply #100 on: 16/09/2010 07:39:18 »
HI ALL


NOT GOOD NEWS

About to leave Monday and began throwing up. Same scenario - tube in nose, large morphine for pain, pancreas bleeding internally. Most likely from all of blood thinners given when atrial fibrillation required them.

Another  week?


Oh FFS!!!!  >:( You can't win!!! At least you are in the right place, although that is of small comfort I know.
I shall be so glad when you are back home, well, and I can insult you at my leisure!!


Love you loads Jambib big squeezy hugs xxxx
 

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« Reply #101 on: 16/09/2010 09:15:57 »
Come on JB, time you got this affair sorted out.

Mean time, here's little joke for a geologist:

Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder.

And a geologists pin-up

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« Reply #102 on: 16/09/2010 09:20:38 »
And how does that geologist intend to get his rocks off?

With a hammer and chisel.
 

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« Reply #103 on: 16/09/2010 18:04:37 »
And how does that geologist intend to get his rocks off?

With a hammer and chisel.

Whatever you may think of geologist - WE AIN'T THAT FEKIN' DUMB   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #104 on: 16/09/2010 18:25:57 »


AH! A beauty! Thank You.



Daily  update

Now, No hydration by mouth and never food any since the enzymes came up again. Some surgeon came in while I was asleep and wrote the order. Didn't explain why, no reason, and NO INTRODUCTION! 

Are they gonna cut me up? I hate this lack of communication.

Will  need to wait and see.

Let you know what transpires this afternoon.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 

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« Reply #105 on: 16/09/2010 23:55:59 »

Now here's a REAL groaner:

Why are  geologists unhappy? Because people take them for granite.

 

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« Reply #106 on: 17/09/2010 01:29:32 »
'tis too true. Without us, there would be no such thing as civilization, much the less anything like a iPod

Now there are things to be said for no iPods, but if we still butchered our meat with flint ........  ?????
UPDATE:

Again tomorrow I am to start on a liquid diet. Once more up the line I go, hopefully this time to some length of health that is much greater than this last one.

As the barnacle said to his fellows as the tide went out - "let us spray"

 

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« Reply #107 on: 17/09/2010 03:08:40 »
         

                   AND

         
 

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« Reply #108 on: 17/09/2010 21:01:03 »
UPDATE:

Finally may have enough pain medications after 3 weeks of bitching. ALSO - major change from "no food" to "accelerate as tolerated." Could be on real food by tomorrow noon.

Internal bleeding Monday thought to have been from blood thinners given for atrial fibs that then cause the raw pancreas to bleed - thus the setback. (Did that make sense?)

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« Reply #109 on: 18/09/2010 00:17:17 »
I'd definitely lay off the paint thinners then.
 

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« Reply #110 on: 18/09/2010 02:48:00 »
Which ones? Varnish, shellac oil-based, beetle-carapace ????? ONE must .... OH - the Sheep Dip!!!

Now I get it - Nar, nar

Been here since Labor Day weekend! Aug 29 or sometime around there - that Sunday

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« Reply #111 on: 18/09/2010 03:39:48 »
Why am I getting the distinct impression you are feeling a bit better?
 

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« Reply #112 on: 18/09/2010 04:38:40 »
I am still off limits for insults. I am only on the mend, you know. A bleeding pancreas and atrial fibrillation are both deadly condition.








AND I AM GOING TO OUT LIVE YOUR SORRY ARSE AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE !! 
 

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« Reply #113 on: 18/09/2010 05:29:40 »
I am still off limits for insults. I am only on the mend, you know. A bleeding pancreas and atrial fibrillation are both deadly condition.








AND I AM GOING TO OUT LIVE YOUR SORRY ARSE AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE !! 

Oh yeah? Well put you money where your mouth is.
 

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« Reply #114 on: 18/09/2010 06:20:48 »
Hello  ::)
 

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« Reply #115 on: 18/09/2010 17:56:46 »
I'm sick - leave me alone

Actually, I am not as perky today as yesterday. Yesterday was a a LONG day and I was forced y the addition of food to my diet to ove from the bedd to the commode many more times than I had energy to do so. (I can see the TV better from the commode  [?])

Very tired without a stable stomach. - Not a good combo. But I was told to expect 3-4 weeks when I came in so I guess I am on schedule. 

I shall engage in repartee if conditions improve during the day.

( Watch the guy in the skirt who posted just before I do now. A Scotsman, ya ken.
 

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« Reply #116 on: 18/09/2010 20:03:12 »

AND I AM GOING TO OUT LIVE YOUR SORRY ARSE AND PISS ON YOUR GRAVE !! 


Oh, c'mon, JimBob, say what you REALLY feel!

 

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« Reply #117 on: 18/09/2010 20:07:47 »


FWIW, after my open heart surgery, they couldn't figure out what was causing my atrial fibrillation. Finally, they reasoned that one of the IV medications was partially to blame, and switching to pill form helped immensely. (They learned somehow that pills did not have the side effects that IV-dosing did for this particular medication). That plus plate shocks to the heart (just like in the movies) got me back to "normal" (which I'll never be).  And all of the above is stated with a caveat, "if my memory is right"!

This post is probably as useful as our vestigial organs.


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« Reply #118 on: 19/09/2010 00:25:56 »
STATUS REPORT:

Bad day in Black Rock. Had a horrible night and have had no energy today. Don't even remember the name of person I need to insult most.

Would someone remind me please?

Tomorrow all.

Understand the last remark, Demo. Only too well.
 

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« Reply #119 on: 19/09/2010 05:44:29 »
That would be Sheepy, aka Neilep.

But don't worry about it. Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.
 

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« Reply #120 on: 19/09/2010 14:07:28 »
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.
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« Reply #121 on: 19/09/2010 16:13:04 »
Daily Report on the State of the High King's Health:

A delegation of Learned Physicians of the al-Galen Madrasa of the Muslim Caliphate of Cordoba, Mexico arrived today at our Royal Residence in West Lake Hills Palace of the High King to route the shoddy body of rif-raf, quacks and those that need only a CLAIM under present (and soon-to-change codices of the realm) to practice as a physicians or surgeon could do so without hindrance.
 
We were not well pleased to find the disparity. The very learned gentelman from the south have readily produced a promise of release, baring complications, within a week to a rehabilitation  facility or full care home nurse while strength is built. Hale but weak, We will prevail!


 

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« Reply #122 on: 19/09/2010 17:22:00 »

Hang in there, JimBob.

Best wishes!
Jimminny Christmas Jimbob Youre pulling a "Karen"! Please get well soon.
 

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« Reply #123 on: 19/09/2010 17:48:13 »
Daily Report on the State of the High King's Health:

A delegation of Learned Physicians of the al-Galen Madrasa of the Muslim Caliphate of Cordoba, Mexico arrived today at our Royal Residence in West Lake Hills Palace of the High King to route the shoddy body of rif-raf, quacks and those that need only a CLAIM under present (and soon-to-change codices of the realm) to practice as a physicians or surgeon could do so without hindrance.
 
We were not well pleased to find the disparity. The very learned gentelman from the south have readily produced a promise of release, baring complications, within a week to a rehabilitation  facility or full care home nurse while strength is built. Hale but weak, We will prevail!

You won't like me for saying this, but I am quite glad they are keeping there another week, at least there they can monitor you properly and respond to any complications. I know you are bored witless and fed up of being treated as a diagnosis rather than a person, but after so long of your symptoms being ignored, it is better they err on the side of caution.



As for strength back, it takes a lot to wear those horrendous trousers of yours, so make sure you are well recovered before stepping out of your pyjamas  ;)



 

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« Reply #124 on: 19/09/2010 18:25:55 »
Get well JB.

You meek little thing you :)

 

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