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« Reply #125 on: 20/09/2010 01:49:32 »




... Some of us will pee on [SheepyNeil] from a great height on your behalf.


Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.






True, top of the pub stool is more likely, but the view shown here represents Geezer's great pee-height ambition. From this lofty height. Trouble is, how does Geezer convince SheepyNeil to sit patiently and directly below????


 

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« Reply #126 on: 20/09/2010 02:10:35 »
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

Look buster, if you don't get your shehit together soon, I'm going to drive down there and give you the full Monty in my kilt while standing on a bar stool.
 

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« Reply #127 on: 21/09/2010 17:32:40 »
... Some of us will pee on him from a great height on your behalf.

Top of the pub stool is a high as you will get.

Look buster, if you don't get your shehit together soon, I'm going to drive down there and give you the full Monty in my kilt while standing on a bar stool.

AH! What a good idea! - A new Jester. Please attend us at once. Our Dwarf is weary and has grown stale in his wit. But the length of your life depends on the quality of your Humor. Being moderately gifted mentallly, you may not end poorly.

UPDATE:

If all goes well, We shall be removed to the place of rehabilitation Friday for strengthening of this frail mortal shroud. We are progressing much better than expected.
 

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« Reply #128 on: 21/09/2010 17:47:10 »


Being moderately gifted mentally, you may not end poorly.


Oh, so THAT'S why he's a moderator.....

 

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« Reply #129 on: 21/09/2010 22:06:07 »
URGENT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!

HERALD, SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND SAG-HORNS!!

OUR LIEGE SALLIES FORTH ON THE MORROW IN FULL RETINUE TO AN UPGRADED HEALTH FACILITY.  WE REJOICE IN THIS BEGINNING ROAD OF HIS RETURN TO HEALTH.

CELEBRATE YE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #130 on: 21/09/2010 23:11:57 »
Nice one JimBob! Celebrations underway, my leige  ;D
 

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« Reply #131 on: 21/09/2010 23:28:39 »
I shall assemble the Royal Spear Chuckers and Sedan Chair Schleppers.
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« Reply #132 on: 22/09/2010 07:33:45 »

URGENT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!

HERALD, SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND SAG-HORNS!!

OUR LIEGE SALLIES FORTH ON THE MORROW IN FULL RETINUE TO AN UPGRADED HEALTH FACILITY.  WE REJOICE IN THIS BEGINNING ROAD OF HIS RETURN TO HEALTH.

CELEBRATE YE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!




 

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« Reply #133 on: 22/09/2010 09:04:40 »
Your loyal subjects await you Sire.


Unfortunately, some of the disloyal ones have turned up too



OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

 

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« Reply #134 on: 22/09/2010 20:41:30 »
Excellent, Don!


                             
 

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« Reply #135 on: 24/09/2010 02:05:57 »
We can do better than that, Duke Don.

5 at once - WITH BLOOD!!!



 

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« Reply #136 on: 24/09/2010 05:04:33 »
We can do better than that, Duke Don.

5 at once - WITH BLOOD!!!





King JimBo must be a descendant of Louis Says, and he's out for revenge.
 

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« Reply #137 on: 24/09/2010 16:33:38 »
Well, they were caught with their pants down.
 

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« Reply #138 on: 24/09/2010 17:04:15 »
So now we have to be on our watch again huh?
No more 'free thinking' is it?

A guillotine instead huh.

Hah.

"They seek him here, they seek him there..etc"

Good on you JB :)
We're much in need of some stringent moderation.

Geezer is far too benevolent a ruler :)
 

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« Reply #139 on: 24/09/2010 23:40:15 »
Benevolent?

Nay, Good You-On - a lax Regent he be. Tax collections, floggings, Hanging-drawing-&-quarterings - all have ceased. Dungeon masters and torturers are on strike (a fact I did not know about until today) and the stocks are only half full.

WE ARE VEXED AND DISPLEASED!

The situation will change as we recover.

GEEZER - THE WHIP! THE WHIP! USE THE WHIP!




UPDATE on condition:

Although ravaged by continuing pain and lack of energy, the Corpus Real is gaining in strength at a surprisingly fast rate. Almost ready to have the Royal wench - er, nurse - pay Us a visit.

(Please, We know this last is a sexist, objectifying remark. We also are writing FARCE here, people!!! Please submit any complaints to the moderator - Geezer the Laxitive)
 

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« Reply #140 on: 25/09/2010 20:35:14 »
He refuses to answer to thy displeasure Sire..
He hides !!

Heh.

(N000 Geezer, I'm only j0king, please leave those p0osts alone)

( (It's someone else writing this, I assure you..) Innocent until proven guilty Sir. Innocent I say.)
 

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« Reply #141 on: 25/09/2010 20:52:36 »
Alas, poor Yoron!
 

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« Reply #142 on: 26/09/2010 13:32:31 »
Yorick- his name was Yorick, Geez!!!!! (Dang wanna-be-Englishmen. Cant even get rudimentary Shakespeare)


The Royal life improves, and at times not slowly. Just being active for the 4 hours or so a day since We have been in the physical rehabilitation facility has wrought a very tangible improvement in strength, mental well being, (We have exceeded our previous intelligence levels) social interactivity - nice young nurses - and an assortment of new and wonderful diversion, including a new set of pains that here to for have not been experienced by our corporeal, earthly, body. Our Spiritual Body is, We being a member of the ruling royalty, part of the Divine. It is why I have the Divine right to rule.

There is just one complication - Our blood sugar is at times too high. We have never had any diabetic problems before but as the pancreas is where insulin is produced and it has been sorely abused, this just may, and hopefully is, temporary. We still have much healing to do.

Anon, Ya'll

The Royal Moderator, H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas
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« Reply #143 on: 26/09/2010 15:23:44 »
The pure shyness of your royal personage Sir.
Like the incipient sun Sire, overshadowing in pure glory.

Yes Geezer, as you can see above it was Yorick writing that..
Or, will you put in doubt the good word of our Majesty?

Dastardly fellow that, using Ad hominem attacks upon our good name and reputation.
Eh, not you JB, Yorick ..

Hunt him down..
 

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« Reply #144 on: 26/09/2010 15:37:08 »
Alas, poor Yoron!

Do I detect some skulduggery here?
 

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« Reply #145 on: 26/09/2010 15:44:13 »
May I be permitted to offer most humble greetings and felicitations unto you Sire from the Motherland.

It is with great pleasure that we learn of your improvement and wish that it should continue apace.

 

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« Reply #146 on: 26/09/2010 18:57:30 »
May I be permitted to offer most humble greetings and felicitations unto you Sire from the Motherland.

It is with great pleasure that we learn of your improvement and wish that it should continue apace.



A pretty speech, my good Duke. And well received. Please, accept our hospitality and take your pick from the Royal concubines, for we have learned from the Cordoban physicians the way of the Arabs in meeting needs of the body and have decided to adopt the practice of keeping a harem.

« Last Edit: 27/09/2010 00:31:54 by JimBob »
 

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« Reply #147 on: 27/09/2010 09:39:19 »
I will be glad when you are finally better and stop moaning and talking such utter twaddle......  :P






(kissy kissy xxxx)
 

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« Reply #148 on: 27/09/2010 12:35:31 »
I will be glad when you are finally better and stop moaning and talking such utter twaddle......  :P


(kissy kissy xxxx)

twaddle?

My, My, My.

Meow!

(XO)
 

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« Reply #149 on: 27/09/2010 17:58:44 »
No twaddle indeed Sire.
May I say that I'm pleased to hear that your imperial personage are recovering from the stings and arrows abundant mortality heaps upon us all. It seems you have upset a member of your, ah, I meant, sorry Sir, I seem to have mislaid my thoughts? A moment while I search for my mind..

(Never, ever get a person of the fairer ahem mad at you. And if you do, blame it on Yorick)
 

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