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« Reply #25 on: 31/08/2010 21:47:52 »
I'll blow your nail a kiss sheepy. Jimbob, I'll just blow you!

Ewe'll have to stand in line missy !!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 02/09/2010 18:28:20 »
Venality abounds as usual without my stern hand..  Class is now in session.

I am not longer swilling in a vat of my own digestive juices (look up pancreatisis)and have progressed to a feeding tube and soft diet. But DO NOT ever get this ca-ca - the PAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  not to mention projectile vomiting, etc. will make an honest person out of you..

I WANT TO THANK ALL OT YOU FOR YOUR WELL WISHES - THANKS TO ALL OF YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

 [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X]

I'll keep you posted. Even Geezer
 

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« Reply #27 on: 02/09/2010 19:18:10 »
Yeahhhh!

I was beginning to think I would have to find a new object of derision.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 02/09/2010 19:28:03 »
Yeahhhh!

I was beginning to think I would have to find a new object of derision.


Looks like Geezer wants the job -


He is SO very Qualified for the Job.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 02/09/2010 19:45:27 »
I am unbelievably glad to see you.....  [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X] [:X]

How are you feeling? Or if their are pretty nurses, what are you feeling??  :D
 

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« Reply #30 on: 02/09/2010 20:12:46 »
not to mention projectile vomiting,

I understand our antipodean chums refer to that as a "Technicolor yawn".
 

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« Reply #31 on: 02/09/2010 22:31:38 »

JimBob, whew! Glad you're back! Geezer temporarily took over your 3 services ("custom hand", "bit behind", and "discount") and rapidly became confused about how to handle the different parts! But now I'm sure you will straighten out this matter! Thank you.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 03/09/2010 10:00:38 »
Nice to see you back JimBob.

I trust you are over your troubles and ready to get on with the business in hand.

I'm most pleased to hear that the projectile vomiting has ceased. That must have been awful! The less said about that the better ........ Thanks for the demonstration, but it really wasn't necessary......
 

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« Reply #33 on: 03/09/2010 11:12:55 »
Glad your feeling better Jim Please take care and get well soon!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 03/09/2010 11:50:23 »
It is indeed good to hear you're on the mend, JimBob!  :)
 

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« Reply #35 on: 03/09/2010 22:28:00 »
REPORT:

Once the pancrratic enzymes return to normal the fun is just beginning. THIS is when to real fecesmee6ts the fan. You can't eat, sleep, have a restricted diet. I feel almost as bad as  I did last Sat.

But the nurses who cater to my EVERY wish add quite a bit to feeling poorly.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 03/09/2010 22:28:27 »
Glad you're improving!  This place just isn't the same without you (no matter what Geezer says)...

Besides, where else can we find someone who actually witnessed the first lung fish emerging from the sea during your youth in the Silurian?
 

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« Reply #37 on: 04/09/2010 00:09:28 »
Actually, I was rather impressed to learn they have hospitals in Texarse. Mind you, I'm willing to bet all the doctors have chicken bones pierced through their noses.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 04/09/2010 00:49:05 »
Actually, I was rather impressed to learn they have hospitals in Texarse. Mind you, I'm willing to bet all the doctors have chicken bones pierced through their noses.

Seems the leeches did their job well...
 

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« Reply #39 on: 04/09/2010 09:22:47 »
Glad you're improving!  This place just isn't the same without you (no matter what Geezer says)...

Besides, where else can we find someone who actually witnessed the first lung fish emerging from the sea during your youth in the Silurian?

Lung fish??? Pah! The reason Jambib is such a good geologist is because he was alive when most of them were formed...!!!
 

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« Reply #40 on: 05/09/2010 16:41:54 »
Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me.

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
 (Except for a very few who do actually care.)
 

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« Reply #41 on: 05/09/2010 16:42:21 »
Now Jim, just because you're in hospital with a serious, life-threatening condition doesn't give you any excuse to shirk your moderation and geology duties here... ;)

Glad to hear that you are okay.

Chris
 

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« Reply #42 on: 05/09/2010 16:42:41 »
Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me!

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
 (Except for a very few who do actually care.)
 

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« Reply #43 on: 05/09/2010 17:28:22 »
Alive? Hell! I CREATED all of this> Worship Me.

I may be released by doctor tomorrow. Then I will be able to get some strength back. There is no help for that condition here. All the staff does in give pills and clean up feces. Anything extra is not part of what they feel is their job description.
 (Except for a very few who do actually care.)

Well at least you are on the right track.,,,but I have always said there is no help for your condition  ;D
Extras? I don't think I want to know what you have been asking those pretty nurses to do...!!  :o
 

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« Reply #44 on: 05/09/2010 21:55:30 »
So JimBob, if you are awash with digestive juices, does that mean that you started to eat yourself? Sheesh! You Americans will eat anything. What is it like to be a self cannibal? Did you have Cianti and beans to go with yourself.
Anyway, all my Luffness and get welliness wishes.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 06/09/2010 16:03:43 »
Fava beans to be exact.

AND - Thank you for your well wishes, Shazza.

Pox, you DO know about extras. Consider your forum sig. "A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men"  emphasis on "God's gift to men"

Update - now I am retaining fluid at a dangerous level. Result - may not leave today. GRRRRRRRRRR
 

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« Reply #46 on: 06/09/2010 17:07:27 »
Fava beans to be exact.

AND - Thank you for your well wishes, Shazza.

Pox, you DO know about extras. Consider your forum sig. "A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men"  emphasis on "God's gift to men"

Update - now I am retaining fluid at a dangerous level. Result - may not leave today. GRRRRRRRRRR


Are you trying to blame the size of your butt on fluid retention again??? Tut tut tut

I know it's grr but it is better they are erring on side of caution, you are better in there than at home, even if you are p1ss bored xxxx
 

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« Reply #47 on: 06/09/2010 17:41:35 »
Fava beans to be exact.
With liver and nice chianti, by any chance?  [:0]

I know it's grr but it is better they are erring on side of caution, you are better in there than at home, even if you are p1ss bored xxxx

Still, at least you've got us lot to occasionally 'talk' to....   Ut O....
No, JimBob don't get too depressed - No one's going to make you talk to us!  ;)
 

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« Reply #48 on: 06/09/2010 18:20:29 »
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Still, at least you've got us lot to occasionally 'talk' to....   Ut O....
No, JimBob don't get too depressed - No one's going to make you talk to us! 
 

No but I have to talk to him!!! I am doing my community service for Help the Aged. Or in Jimbobs case Help the Aged and Baffled.
 

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« Reply #49 on: 06/09/2010 20:12:23 »
Consider yourselves lucky, here the Public Service doctors and staff are on strike ( for more money of course) so if you are sick and unable to afford private care you are pretty much fending for yourself.
 

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