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« Reply #50 on: 06/09/2010 20:54:43 »
Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?
 

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« Reply #51 on: 06/09/2010 22:10:04 »
Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=33708.msg321909#msg321909

or, if you need an update, you could always ask him  ::)
 

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« Reply #52 on: 06/09/2010 22:14:10 »
I DIDN'T
 

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« Reply #53 on: 06/09/2010 22:15:42 »
I DIDN'T

He said "how", not "who".
 

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« Reply #54 on: 06/09/2010 22:20:30 »
Well Jim, I've been drinking fluids (wine and G&T) at a dangerous level. Can I have the bed next to you? I'll be good. OOOH I'll be very good!
 

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« Reply #55 on: 07/09/2010 04:36:03 »
god bless you JimBob.
 

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« Reply #56 on: 07/09/2010 11:41:26 »
I see my 'tongue-in-cheek' flew right over ya !!  ::)
 

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« Reply #57 on: 07/09/2010 14:07:31 »
Neil, I was considering the tragic possibility that I would miss Shazza as she took up residence in the bed next to mine - or the on which I will vacate in just a few hours.

UPDATE:
We shall be getting sprung from this place but Our Corporeal Presence remains in a highly weakened condition. The Royal Chamberlain has, however, made provision for a "Home Health Service" that will attend Our Presence.

We will again hold court for the resolution of noble disputes only in a fortnight. All else will await Our leisure.
 
             - H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas
 

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« Reply #58 on: 07/09/2010 14:14:38 »
Bow down and display subservient servitude to the one Lord JimBob !

Hail JimBobus Caesar !
 

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« Reply #59 on: 07/09/2010 14:27:35 »
Good recover JimBobus magnificus!

BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!!  ;D
 

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« Reply #60 on: 07/09/2010 20:00:12 »
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!

At least another day.

Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered.

We shall endure! DUTY!!!

Good recover JimBobus magnificus!

BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!!  ;D

Things Change ..........
 
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« Reply #61 on: 07/09/2010 21:45:18 »
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Things Change ..........
 
             - H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas 
 
 


Being serious again and a vitamin-codliveroil fanatic...be sure to:

"Ask your doctor if parenteral thiamine is good for you!"

You are probably getting it, but...you never know.
We don't stock thiamine(B1) and we may get severe deficiency even after 2-3weeks.
Pancreatits and thiamine cross 21 citations on PubMed. All serious stuff.

Best wishes,

Iko
 

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« Reply #62 on: 08/09/2010 21:07:33 »
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!

Nice headline  :D

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At least another day.

Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered.

We shall endure! DUTY!!!

...but a worrying follow-up..

Please get better.
 

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« Reply #63 on: 08/09/2010 21:24:51 »
NEWS FLASH

Sept 8, 2010
Reuters - Dallas, Texas
By Hildagard Buffington-Smythe

Speculation has swirled like a High Plains tornado around the medical condition of the King Of Texas, His Grace, JimBob. Rumors concerning Our Liege are running the gamut from those of a "grave illness" causing His Grace to reconsider not allowing his half-brother, Angus Geezeriiii of Selkirk or his His less well respected nephew, Lord Neilie "Lanolin Breath" Eweish-Cohen to assume the title of "Prince Price of Texas," thus setting up a regency for Our King for "a short term of less than a month" to the most vile and the most absolutely  scurrilous and totally unfounded rumor that " ... there is a sex orgy at the King's Cross Hospital and the King is buying for anyone who can crawl through the door."

This reporter having "compensated" the delivery van driver from Bob's Liquor Barn with appropriate 'favors,' we learned from this driver he had witnessed King J.B., still with an intravenous medication tube in his left arm, resisting the charms of a a stunning, nekkid blond while trying to get the crowd to quiet down. It seemed the Denizens of the Morgue were being reanimated by the commotion.

Just after asking for this man's name to verify the story and employment, one of the King's Yeomanry came up to this man, clipped him a good one in the back of the head and carried him away. We can, nay MUST, only assume that the reason for such action by the very level headed Yoeman was the lies the van driver had distributed to us.  

OFFICIAL STATEMENT AND UPDATE;

Awaiting arrival of cardiologist to determine a solution to the arrhythmia and fibrillation, then an observation of a period of stability before We can be safely remanded to the the gracious, welcoming arms of our chamber-maids. As soon as Saturday, as late as Next Tuesday (Pissy Hell!)



...but a worrying follow-up..

Please get better.

Thank you, Lee
« Last Edit: 08/09/2010 23:13:44 by JimBob »
 

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« Reply #64 on: 09/09/2010 01:09:37 »
Looks like they are giving you some pretty high-grade "stuff" there JimBob  ;D

BTW - if you'd stop chasing the nurses round the ward your ticker might calm down a bit.

Hang in there mister!

 

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« Reply #65 on: 09/09/2010 02:03:01 »
Some top secret footage of Jimbob's tests? 

But seriously, get well!
 

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« Reply #66 on: 09/09/2010 07:59:50 »
Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!


       

Nurse Sophie will attend to your clinical desires.

Nurse Sophie will give you a thorough medical examination and may need to insert instruments into your body to aid her in establishing your well being. Or to discover your ailment and the course of treatment needed to be undertaken to ‘cure’ you.





Urgent matters require urgent strategies!



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« Reply #67 on: 09/09/2010 08:04:43 »

P.S. Get better!
 

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« Reply #68 on: 09/09/2010 12:16:55 »
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.

A 'King'??? Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.

Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.

Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.



Nurse Ivana Pleesyew (RCN, SRN, BBC, Playboy)
 

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« Reply #69 on: 09/09/2010 13:15:50 »

Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!

Urgent matters require urgent strategies!


I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?
 

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« Reply #70 on: 09/09/2010 13:24:26 »
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.

A 'King'??? Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.

Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.

Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.



Nurse Ivana Pleesyew (RCN, SRN, BBC, Playboy)

MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY!![/b][/size]

BTW, would you accept an appointment to the Royal Department of Procurement? You will need training, of course, but We can spot talent such as yours even in its present incipient form.

 

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« Reply #71 on: 09/09/2010 13:54:01 »
MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY

Oh dear! I didn't realise you were in such urgent need.

Unfortunately, Nurse Ivana Pleesyew is still, under my close supervision, undergoing her bed road testing. However, in view of your urgent requirement, I have sent word to her sister, Diss, to make haste to your bedside. She is winging her way across the foam as I write, to tend to your every need.



Nurse Diss Pleesyew (RCVS, Uglybug Ball).
 

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« Reply #72 on: 09/09/2010 16:53:11 »
A VERY genetically diverse family. We shall pass for the nonce.

This is, you realize, causing Us to extensively reconsider any position within Our administration except perhaps as one of the staff cleaning the castle walls in, around and beneath the garderobes. Your perceived acuity of judgment, seemingly implied by your first suggestion, has been proven to be a "red herring." - Just plain BLIND luck!

You may leave the Royal Presence. Quickly!

 

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« Reply #73 on: 09/09/2010 17:21:36 »
Look, are you going to hurry up and get better so I can fly over and give you a good feel-up or not?? Or just keep posting prattle on here?
One trip to hospital and we are all expected to worship you...... pfffft!!!!  ;)

















( I am glad you are feeling more yourself hun, I have been worried xxxx)
 

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« Reply #74 on: 09/09/2010 17:54:12 »

Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!

Urgent matters require urgent strategies!


I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?


Variola's right! Quick! Someone call Geezer's Auntie InFlammaTory to get the swelling reduced! HURRY!!! URGENT!!!
« Last Edit: 09/09/2010 18:00:58 by demografx »
 

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