I bet I got you all beat
If I am ignored or scolded, I will sneak at night, in the darkest, most used room, open all the cabinet doors at human foot level, where it is never suspected.
Then I wait, until; YEOW, when I hear my name yelled out in vain, I trot to my unknown hidding spot, sit and laugh for a couple of hours. I can break 10 toes in a week if needed. They never CATch on.
This cat was smart and talked back, fighting over who is to occupy the recliner.
I tell him to get off and he just blurps a low tone meow, that can be interpreted as an "UP Yours" response and does not move. This can go on for a minute or two.
I am sincerely sorry to say, he resently passed on... I enjoyed the litle guy, even though I limp a little.