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« Reply #25 on: 27/11/2010 05:14:56 »
Serious question out of the blue - do any of the Scots expats/Scotish-American families make whisky out in the US, and I mean proper malt rather than sourmash/bourbon etc?

None that I'm aware of. I suspect it would not be a commercial success, even if it was pretty good stuff.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 28/11/2010 04:37:08 »

Moosarella and whine? Mmmmm lovely, but if I have a few too many, I might get up to some mooschief.

Poor imatfaal seems to have had all he can take of this elk thread. Perhaps it should be dead and buried.

I shall commission the construction of a moosaleum and find a funeral director with a suitable hearse. A converted moostang should fit the bill. After all, we don't want imatfaal to defile the corpse 'Moosalini' style.

What do you you think? Should the service be Christian, Jewish or Mooslim? The fact that the Elk's name was Moostafa should be a clue.

C'mon imatfaal, old chap, you moost be able to take few more of these puns.


I would think a Moosoleum to be the correct burial place for said deceased creature.


I agree. But what if someone asks you to say, "Mooslim Moosoleum", FAST, 35X in a row. Why, it would eventually sound like, " Moosolini Martini"...or worse!
 

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« Reply #27 on: 30/11/2010 11:17:33 »
I can think of nowt worse than moose mousse. I would much prefer some mooshroom soup.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 30/11/2010 16:28:30 »
Doubtless you are all moostified by my last post.

Perhaps you would prefer mooshy peas.
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« Reply #29 on: 30/11/2010 19:38:22 »
I don't know if anyone else has noticed it, but there's a slightly moosety smell in this room.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 01/12/2010 08:27:42 »

Geezer, just sprinkle a tiny drop of Mousse de Chene Perfume Extract 8.5 ml by L'Aromarine ...and it'll be fine. Trust me!

El K-Mart Stores carries it. (Conveniently located South of the Border)
 

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« Reply #31 on: 01/12/2010 13:09:09 »
South of the Border......
....... Down mooxico way.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 01/12/2010 18:13:32 »
South of the Border......
....... Down mooxico way.

Isn't Mooxico North of the 49th parallel, eh?
 

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« Reply #33 on: 02/12/2010 01:49:44 »

Sigh. So many moostakes and not enough white-out to correct them all!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 02/12/2010 04:52:15 »
Actually, not a lot of people know that the moose is a very discerning animal. It's favourite breakfast is about twenty pounds of mooseli washed down with a couple of flagons of moosecatel.

It also has quite good moosical taste. One of its favourite pieces is Moozart's less well known K525B, "Eine Grossen Moose Moosik".
 

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« Reply #35 on: 02/12/2010 09:02:38 »
Breakfast sounds all very well for that moose, but in India they much prefer a Tikka Moosala.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 02/12/2010 15:01:26 »
"I like to smoke after a meal", said my Arabian chum, Moostafa Fag.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 03/12/2010 07:38:24 »

Moostafa Fag.


Oh deer. Is that politically el korrect? (ciggy synonym notwithstanding).

 

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« Reply #38 on: 03/12/2010 07:41:54 »

Breakfast sounds all very well for that moose, but in India they much prefer a Tikka Moosala.


Ever try veal moosala? Yum!
 

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« Reply #39 on: 03/12/2010 09:51:04 »
Considering the vein of this thread, perhaps we should try Moose moosala or Mooscrat moosala.

Or how about horse meat moosala......... but as most here might object to eating horse meat, you would have to hide that fact and, perhaps, make out its a cheese moosala. Try calling it 'moosk a pony moosala'.

Do I get extra points for a double pun?
 

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