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« on: 13/02/2006 14:35:50 »
Did you know fating is a sign you are haelthy

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Re: Fart
« Reply #1 on: 13/02/2006 16:44:22 »
What about burping?
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #2 on: 13/02/2006 18:52:06 »
it's a sign that your bacteries are working butt somebody who is farting(a lot) isn't per definition healthy i think/hope.
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #3 on: 14/02/2006 15:50:25 »
Is the gas that oozes out hydrogen sulfide?
 

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« Reply #4 on: 14/02/2006 16:42:00 »
yes it is, and the good smell comes from bacteria producing compounds such as indole, skatole, and thiols (sulfur containing compounds), and offcourse the nice smelling hydrogen sulfide.
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #5 on: 14/02/2006 18:37:07 »
It's lewd, it's rude, it's awfully crude
Especially fun when you're in the mood
Brings a laugh when you're in the nude
Flapajack flapajack spray spray spray
Soft or silent blasted any way
Fart, guff, windypop
Never to be done in a crowded shop

Blow off, blow off, fart fart fart
Rubacheek, rubacheek it's an art art art
Underneath the bed sheets
Bubbles in the bath
Open up the window
Cuts oxygen by half

Rubbery cheeks and stained underwear
There's a fart around
Better beware !


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Re: Fart
« Reply #6 on: 14/02/2006 20:52:02 »
An old lady in church leaned over to her husband and said, "I just let a silent fart.".  Her husband replied, "Just put new batteries in your hearing aid!".
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Re: Fart
« Reply #7 on: 15/02/2006 21:21:25 »
fartings not always a sign of healthy digestion some times its just trapped air taken in while you chew especialy things like gum which many chew with there mouths open

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Re: Fart
« Reply #8 on: 21/03/2006 01:05:39 »
How to stop farthing?
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #9 on: 21/03/2006 03:59:28 »
Better to fart and suffer the shame
Than squelch the fart and suffer the pain!


If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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Re: Fart
« Reply #10 on: 21/03/2006 04:11:53 »
quote:
Originally posted by labview1958

How to stop farthing?


Don't eat

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Re: Fart
« Reply #11 on: 21/03/2006 04:19:39 »
Have you ever farted so hard your back cracked?







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Re: Fart
« Reply #12 on: 24/03/2006 16:52:09 »
why fart?
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #13 on: 27/03/2006 01:31:31 »
Is there nothing else as satisfying as letting rip one almighty pant tearing, eye watering, gut wrenching, rip roaring mighty hornblower of a fart !! ?......c'mon everybody....when you're alone....it feels sooooo good doesn't it ?...and I mean the BIG ones !!!...oh boy !!...oh yes !!..uh hu !!
 

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Re: Fart
« Reply #14 on: 27/03/2006 15:21:48 »
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Re: Fart
« Reply #15 on: 31/03/2006 18:54:04 »
This topic stinks!:D:D

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
 

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