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My dad always beats me.............?
« on: 21/11/2010 11:05:05 »
at tennis, I try my best to win, but i always lose! How can I stop him winning?!


 

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« Reply #1 on: 21/11/2010 13:08:25 »
Wait.
Once he's old you will have a better chance.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 21/11/2010 15:40:13 »
:o I was already to call the RSPCC police when I saw the title of this thread! :o


You could try tying ya dad's shoelaces together or swap his, erm, court shoes for one two sizes smaller! :D
« Last Edit: 21/11/2010 15:43:00 by peppercorn »
 

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« Reply #3 on: 21/11/2010 16:27:47 »
Itching powder in his tennis shorts  :)
 

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« Reply #4 on: 21/11/2010 21:40:28 »
I like the itching powder idea!  ;) Spot on! :D What a sight that would make...LOL...LOL.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 22/11/2010 00:21:02 »
You could make some tennis balls "googley" by injecting silicone caulk into them.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 22/11/2010 19:06:42 »
You could make some tennis balls "googley" by injecting silicone caulk into them.

Yea what a combo; itchy jocketed, unbalanced balls.
Just cut the strings in his racket
Sew up the legs of his tennis shorts to his socks 
He will need to fore foot the game
« Last Edit: 22/11/2010 19:11:47 by maffsolo »
 

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« Reply #7 on: 23/11/2010 07:41:15 »
Sad to know you were beaten by your father.
Though beating is not the solution, he beats you because he wants you to be the best.
In that case am lucky, my father is very loving.
 

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