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« on: 14/02/2006 13:12:11 »
Dear Chris,

Is there a chance that you may, at some time, get through an entire edition of the show without the subject of farts rearing its ugly head? It seems, of late, to have become a recurrent theme which in frequency of mention now rivals the saga of the smelly feet.
You almost managed not to mention flatulence during the last broadcast; but then, right at the end, a question on farts in showers. My heart sank. I'd had such high expectations that a fart-free broadcast was in the offing. But, alack & alas, it was not to be.

Yours sincerely,

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P.S. I was thinking of marketing farts in cans to Russians; but I'm not sure the name Poo Tin would go down too well over there. :)


 

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #1 on: 15/02/2006 18:10:52 »
I think this is a bit unfair since I can't recall a previous (and certainly not a recent) episode in which farts have been a focal point...oh dear, that's a worry.

The smelly feet's wearning a bit thin now though, so I think we'll let sleeping dogs lie on that front...

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« Reply #2 on: 15/02/2006 18:53:16 »
Chris, can you step up the frequency to which you mention ' bottom burps' please ?..thanks :D

Don't let it bother you Chris....farts are funny and Doctor Beaver is very 'Anal' when it comes to sphincter related gaseous anomalies...I'm sure he secertly likes it !:);)

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« Reply #3 on: 17/02/2006 15:34:27 »
Prior to last Sunday I had missed 2 editions; but the last 1 I heard most certainly did have a reference to farts in it.
However, the most pressing question now has to be the truth about Chris's beer belly.
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« Reply #4 on: 22/02/2006 15:45:50 »
Whilst on the topic of matters olfactory, perhaps you could investigate these stainless-steel
 odour-neutralisers: do they work ?, how do they work ? (catalyst ?, abrasive ?):-


"" Oh onions make me cry! But most of all they make my hands stink! Never mind how many times you wash them there's always that acidic nasal aroma wafting up at you.
Well here's a rather wonderful little metal bar that neutralises the odour! Just add soap, wash your hands with the metal bar and help presto, no stink! Don't ask us how this works, who do you think we are? The Braniac Team? It just does. Can also be used to clear all kinds of reaks including fish smells, garlic and for those who are adventurous in the kitchen, engine oil...

Because the bar is made of metal it never wears out. A truly amazing kitchen gadget.""
http://www.loadsmorestuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=974

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #5 on: 24/02/2006 01:27:09 »
i will put one in my pants for a week to see if they neutralise the bottom burps i have been suffering lately,i will publish the data and pictures next week.
 

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #6 on: 24/02/2006 01:49:16 »
I still think the onion and the garlic look like a ducky !

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« Reply #7 on: 24/02/2006 01:58:59 »
eeehhh....
i thought i was the one on the cocktail of drugs, i cant see it neil,what am i doing wrong ?
 

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« Reply #8 on: 24/02/2006 03:57:54 »
I know Ray...I've been asking myself if I'm the only one who can see it.

Leave out the metal bar and just as you glance at the picture, the onion and garlic become a baby ducky !!..the onion is the body, the garlic is the head....

Ooops...gotta go...nursey is here.

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #9 on: 24/02/2006 04:27:40 »
Looks like a ducky to me too.

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« Reply #10 on: 24/02/2006 04:49:47 »
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

Looks like a ducky to me too.

Carolyn





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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #11 on: 24/02/2006 11:10:05 »
EUREKA!!!!!!



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« Reply #12 on: 24/02/2006 15:39:52 »
Can you spot the animal in this image :-


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« Reply #13 on: 24/02/2006 16:46:43 »
YES..woof woof !!

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #14 on: 10/04/2006 22:13:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by DoctorBeaver

Dear Chris,

Is there a chance that you may, at some time, get through an entire edition of the show without the subject of farts rearing its ugly head? It seems, of late, to have become a recurrent theme which in frequency of mention now rivals the saga of the smelly feet.
You almost managed not to mention flatulence during the last broadcast; but then, right at the end, a question on farts in showers. My heart sank. I'd had such high expectations that a fart-free broadcast was in the offing. But, alack & alas, it was not to be.

Yours sincerely,

Doctor Beaver.


I don't know whether anyone has arsed asked this question before but why do farts smell different from person to person even when the same type of food is consumed? Give that the population of Cambridge (the center of the Universe) is around 110K, one could have problems relating to strangers if introduced to them for the first time in the dark. I certainly wouldn't want to meet too many at a time either; it's just that I'm shy.
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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #15 on: 05/06/2006 03:28:25 »
Yes it looks like a duckie, Neil!
  About the metal bar I have one and it works well for me,but I also don't know how it works.
 

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #16 on: 05/06/2006 03:43:49 »
Not only can i see the dog ,but i can see the flea on its back

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Re: Stinkies
« Reply #17 on: 05/06/2006 05:05:56 »
Definitely a duckie!  I see the dog too, but wow, Michael a flea, where?  LOL

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