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« Reply #1 on: 01/12/2010 19:15:46 »
Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" ;D
 

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« Reply #2 on: 02/12/2010 09:16:14 »
Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" ;D

Or perhaps some Deutsche porn web site. Forget I said that.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 02/12/2010 16:48:55 »
No, but I have given a German a capital "G".
 

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« Reply #4 on: 02/12/2010 17:26:36 »
Has any husband ever beat their wife or gave her a good licking? Could these wives be German? Big Gardening tool, a little hoe
Never understood this contest of good taste, I never beat her, I always came in last on demand.

Have you been watching a war film?

Ie. RAF type: "Ready to give Fritz a damn good licking, chaps?" ;D
 
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« Reply #5 on: 02/12/2010 22:58:05 »
We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 03/12/2010 09:56:50 »
We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.

You should have got a dog!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 03/12/2010 17:23:30 »
We had a German Shepherd called Heidi. She used to give me a good licking.
I knew a German girl named Heidi. She didn't.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 03/12/2010 17:58:39 »
I knew a German girl named Heidi. She didn't.

I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

  (You can see this one coming from a mile off, can't you.)

Her name was (all together now) Heidi High

OK, I'm sorry!

 

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« Reply #9 on: 03/12/2010 18:13:02 »
I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

Was this her?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 04/12/2010 02:36:13 »
I met that girl once. As I recall, she lived on top of a mountain.

Was this her?


She doesn't look Alsatian.
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« Reply #11 on: 04/12/2010 03:34:52 »
Not in that picture maybe, but look at the old dog she turned into:


Mind you, I wouldn't say that to her face.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 04/12/2010 03:42:55 »
I don't remember her name, but her face sure rings a bell.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 04/12/2010 04:01:57 »
Esméralda, the bells, the bells!
 

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« Reply #14 on: 04/12/2010 04:13:58 »
she's also a dead ringer for her sister.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 04/12/2010 04:25:59 »
And if you saw her in a dark alley, you'd run like the clappers!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 04/12/2010 05:18:20 »

Personally, I wouldn't run and applaud.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 04/12/2010 11:26:12 »
She just doesn't apeel to me.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 04/12/2010 12:37:27 »
I don't understand the question...
 

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« Reply #19 on: 04/12/2010 12:58:23 »
She doesn't look Alsatian.

There must be an awful lot of German Shepherds between London & Gillingham. The other day I caught a train home from Charing Cross and an announcement came over the tannoy, "The train at platform 4 is for Gillingham via Greenwich, calling at Waterloo, London Bridge and all stations to Gillingham.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 04/12/2010 13:01:55 »
I don't understand the question...

No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 04/12/2010 14:35:21 »
I don't understand the question...

No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.

I get the impression CatWNEs likes to set 'em up & leave 'em to evolve ;D ...    ???
 

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« Reply #22 on: 04/12/2010 18:50:53 »

I don't understand the question...


No, to be perfectly honest, neither do I.


I think people prefer to give answers first, then look later for a good question that fits!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 04/12/2010 22:56:16 »
BTW, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that anything you might read about me and Alsatians on WikiLeaks is entirely untrue.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 04/12/2010 23:10:26 »
I too would like to point out that anything you read about me and the Onion family on WikiLeeks is untrue.
 

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