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Should I stay friends with a serial killer?
« on: 02/12/2010 13:22:03 »
Could this be dangerous, or should I play along and act like I dont know anything?


 

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« Reply #1 on: 02/12/2010 16:32:08 »
In my limited knowledge of serial killers, they tend to target a particular type of person (e.g. sex workers, blondes, gay men etc.) so if you are outside of the normal prey group, you will be fine.  Don't worry about it. Really, its ok, eveything is fine, ther is nothing much to see here... 
 

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« Reply #2 on: 02/12/2010 16:47:09 »
In my limited knowledge of serial killers, they tend to target a particular type of person (e.g. sex workers, blondes, gay men etc.) so if you are outside of the normal prey group, you will be fine.  Don't worry about it. Really, its ok, eveything is fine, ther is nothing much to see here...

Erm.... Did you say they may target the group 'blondes'! :D

"So Serg. What's the MO on our Perp. ?"
- "Well, he likes blondes!"

I mean a Killer might only target blondes, but he's equally likely to target Redheads or Brunettes. .... So if you're outside all those groups, erm, I'm sure you'll be fine! ;)


Could this be dangerous, or should I play along and act like I dont know anything?

Is this supposed Serial Killer currently incarcerated or mid-rampage?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 02/12/2010 17:05:37 »
Could this be dangerous, or should I play along and act like I dont know anything?

Sure, worry about it in the least, somethings can be worse than death...
Just having this knowledge, implements you in a cooperative effort. A partner per say, in the serial killings such, as in, Aiding and Abetting/Accessory - Criminal Law, the Heinous acts of criminal mischief. might get you 10 to 20. If you get the right Judge, he or she may give you a one time dose prescription of KCl.

The serial killer says you are the mastermind, cuts a deal and sends you up the creek without a canoe, on a vertical rail.
You may take the fall and you never had picked up any of the weapons.
Disassociate ASAP is my advise, drop the host act and become a Ghost...
« Last Edit: 02/12/2010 17:20:34 by maffsolo »
 

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« Reply #4 on: 02/12/2010 21:43:22 »
Is the serial killer also a cat?
 

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« Reply #5 on: 03/12/2010 00:25:20 »
CAT oh wa ta guz I ham
 

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« Reply #6 on: 03/12/2010 10:03:14 »
I'm a serial killer, in the past few days I've killed several Weetabix, Shredded Wheat, some Corn Flakes and great deal of porridge.

Oops, sorry, I meant I'm a cereal killer.
 

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