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Offline wolram

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« on: 02/03/2006 21:06:47 »
Are the uk police effective,
well a true story, an illegal rave took place in  a vaccant factory next door to the one i work at, the road to the factories was blocked by one
police car, the rave started at one in the morning and continued until
4 in the afternoon, at 4 o/clock the band moved all the equiptment out,
and the ravers were all but gone, at about 10 past 4, 8 police cars
screemed up, and a police hellicopter hovered over the sceene for about
10 minutes, i saw 2 police dog handlers with dogs, the police stopped one car, two drunken ravers tried to get into my factory, when the
terrified cleaner phoned the police the officer asked (so what is your problem)after being told the facts.
good old brit cops or what ???

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Re: Police
« Reply #1 on: 02/03/2006 21:12:05 »
..you mean the rave had been going on for fifteen hours?..and then ten minutes after they've scarpered the police turn up in force ?.....

Well !..*holds hands up in despair*...I just don't know what to think...probably the same as what you're thinking !!

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Re: Police
« Reply #2 on: 02/03/2006 21:24:56 »
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

..you mean the rave had been going on for fifteen hours?..and then ten minutes after they've scarpered the police turn up in force ?.....

Well !..*holds hands up in despair*...I just don't know what to think...probably the same as what you're thinking !!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!


YEP, 8 police cars, 1 police hellicopter, 2 police dogs, to arrest
2 people, wow, i feel just so safe in my home knowing that a cop
is ready and waiting to respond to any emergency in 15 hours.

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Re: Police
« Reply #3 on: 03/03/2006 17:53:03 »
raveparties are good!
 

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Re: Police
« Reply #4 on: 03/03/2006 19:52:54 »
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raveparties are good!


Especially the ones where the police turn up ten minutes after its finished

Michael
« Last Edit: 03/03/2006 19:53:44 by ukmicky »
 

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Re: Police
« Reply #5 on: 04/03/2006 15:00:34 »
I used to live in a little village in the middle of nowhere. 1 Friday night as I took my dogs for a walk at around 10:45pm I counted 12 police officers checking car tax disks. Perhaps that sort of thing may explain why they were so late arriving at the rave.
 

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Re: Police
« Reply #6 on: 04/03/2006 15:13:25 »
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Originally posted by DoctorBeaver

I used to live in a little village in the middle of nowhere. 1 Friday night as I took my dogs for a walk at around 10:45pm I counted 12 police officers checking car tax disks. Perhaps that sort of thing may explain why they were so late arriving at the rave.


I did read that prominent statues are a target for pinching, can you
imagine, (robbers trying to load nellsons collumb on to a low loader)
policeman comes allong (allo,allo, whats going on er then) robber pulls
out a note, the police man reads it, it says ( big micky ses it ok we is just going to clean it)the policeman says (well that all seems in order)
And by the way i am doing you for an out of date tax disc.

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Re: Police
« Reply #7 on: 04/03/2006 15:26:28 »
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I did read that prominent statues are a target for pinching, can you
imagine, (robbers trying to load nellsons collumb on to a low loader)
policeman comes allong (allo,allo, whats going on er then) robber pulls
out a note, the police man reads it, it says ( big micky ses it ok we is just going to clean it)the policeman says (well that all seems in order)
And by the way i am doing you for an out of date tax disc.


But not if the robbers were wearing turbans. That would be harrassment.
 

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Re: Police
« Reply #8 on: 13/03/2006 17:56:03 »
Hey dude sorry man about the party man like I have only got my head together today. Didnít know it was your pad dude would have asked you along if I had known. It was a blast. All these heads arrived in uniform got like totally wasted man.



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