The Naked Scientists

The Naked Scientists Forum

Author Topic: What makes a real man  (Read 8163 times)

Offline ukmicky

  • Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3011
    • View Profile
    • http://www.space-talk.com/
What makes a real man
« on: 03/03/2006 01:38:22 »
Come on ladies what is a real man, what qualities make a real man.:D

What would it take for other men to be like me. Im only joking i'm one of a kind and can't be reproduced :)but if it were possible what would it take.


PS I suppose if any of you men HA!HA!HA! out their feel you qualify, tell us why


Michael
« Last Edit: 03/03/2006 02:20:06 by ukmicky »


 

Offline Carolyn

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3761
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #1 on: 03/03/2006 04:48:57 »
A real man says "yes dear, whatever you say", "how can I make you happy?", "is there any thing I can do for you?" "you need my mastercard?, here take my visa too", "have fun shopping"

Carolyn
 

Offline wolram

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 103
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #2 on: 03/03/2006 13:26:49 »

Ug ug ug, scrape scrape, ooh oooh ooooh ooooooh aaaaaaahhhhh.

A born optomist
 

Offline wim

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 66
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #3 on: 03/03/2006 18:01:55 »
i thought that was chesthair
 

Offline tootsie78

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 347
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #4 on: 03/03/2006 21:05:17 »
A real man doesn't care what our size is, he loves us anyway! Even if we are much bigger than when he married us!  Also, he is courteous, caring, kind, gentle, loving, etc, etc, etc...
Get the picture???
He loves his woman NO MATTER WHAT!  He loves her cuz it is TRUE LOVE, not cuz she is a size 2, or worse yet, a size 0.
A real man will let us have OUR own opinion TOO!  :D (And he'll try his best to LISTEN to our opinion...lol...[:o)])

Joy
 

Offline wolram

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 103
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #5 on: 03/03/2006 21:57:55 »
quote:
Originally posted by tootsie78

A real man doesn't care what our size is, he loves us anyway! Even if we are much bigger than when he married us!  Also, he is courteous, caring, kind, gentle, loving, etc, etc, etc...
Get the picture???
He loves his woman NO MATTER WHAT!  He loves her cuz it is TRUE LOVE, not cuz she is a size 2, or worse yet, a size 0.
A real man will let us have OUR own opinion TOO!  :D (And he'll try his best to LISTEN to our opinion...lol...[:o)])

Joy


What a strange twist view,We only love you if you are are a good cook,
Listen to all our troubles and pamper us, wash our clothes and keep
the house clean and tidy.
[:p]

A born optomist
 

Offline ukmicky

  • Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3011
    • View Profile
    • http://www.space-talk.com/
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #6 on: 03/03/2006 22:40:02 »
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

A real man says "yes dear, whatever you say", "how can I make you happy?", "is there any thing I can do for you?" "you need my mastercard?, here take my visa too", "have fun shopping"

Carolyn

:DFunny, now what do you really think

Michael
« Last Edit: 03/03/2006 22:40:24 by ukmicky »
 

Offline tootsie78

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 347
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #7 on: 03/03/2006 22:45:27 »
REALLY???  That's the only way you'll love us???
Somehow I find that hard to believe!!!

Joy
 

Offline wolram

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 103
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #8 on: 04/03/2006 15:00:49 »
quote:
Originally posted by tootsie78

REALLY???  That's the only way you'll love us???
Somehow I find that hard to believe!!!

Joy



Well you are such complicated things, i guess if one could be found that
really wanted our oppinion, like questions men (have) to avoid ansewering, (does my bum look big in this dress) (do you like my new
hair do) (what do you think of the new curtains), etc, etc, but all said
i would have a difficult time without them :D

A born optomist
 

Offline tootsie78

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 347
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #9 on: 04/03/2006 20:38:58 »
Thank you wolram, you just made my day!!!
I tell my husband all the time that he couldn't live w/o me, & most of the time he agrees!
I try to avoid asking him things like, "Do I look fat in this outfit?" or "Is my butt big?".
I avoid these kind of questions cuz for one, I already know the answer ("No, of course not!") and also cuz he probably gets tired of stupid questions like this...[:p]
He loves me for who I am, not what I look like!!!
Thank the Lord!!!  :D

Joy
 

Offline Carolyn

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3761
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #10 on: 05/03/2006 04:55:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

A real man says "yes dear, whatever you say", "how can I make you happy?", "is there any thing I can do for you?" "you need my mastercard?, here take my visa too", "have fun shopping"

Carolyn

:DFunny, now what do you really think

Michael



Ok, maybe that was wishful thinking.  What I really think is this.  My husband is a big ole' strapping stud muffin of a real man. He is a real man because he always puts us (children, me) first.  He is a tough but fair disciplinarian with the kids, he supports me in every nutty thing I've ever done.  He will apologize (grudgingly) when wrong. He'll admit when I'm right (which is often).  Doesn't have a jealous bone in his body (because he's a stud muffin).  He doesn't try to control me (not that it's possible) and he's smart, look who he married.  He can be a real peckerwood when provoked.  He's not perfect, but he's pretty close.

Carolyn
 

Offline Carolyn

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3761
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #11 on: 05/03/2006 04:57:38 »
Oh yea, I almost forgot, he loves curves on a woman.

Carolyn
 

Offline ariel

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 359
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #12 on: 05/03/2006 15:08:49 »
What makes a real man?


...When registering for a profile on TNS, he clicks MALE under gender :D:D:D
 

Offline tootsie78

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 347
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #13 on: 05/03/2006 15:10:39 »
GOOD ONE ARIEL!!!  :D

Joy
 

Offline wolram

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 103
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #14 on: 05/03/2006 19:15:05 »
quote:
Originally posted by Carolyn

Oh yea, I almost forgot, he loves curves on a woman.

Carolyn



Those lovely lady humps ;)

A born optomist
 

Offline Ray hinton

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 476
    • View Profile
    • http://uk.geocities.com/rayhinton56@btinternet.com/photopagetan.html
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #15 on: 07/03/2006 09:43:45 »
form a queue girls,the babe magnet is here !!

doh !xx

its the drugs,y-know.
 

Offline Grecian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 640
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #16 on: 07/03/2006 22:22:48 »
Yes,.....all of these....and to understand that sometimes I have to
spend money to save money.   Helena
 

Offline ukmicky

  • Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3011
    • View Profile
    • http://www.space-talk.com/
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #17 on: 07/03/2006 23:28:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by ariel

What makes a real man?


...When registering for a profile on TNS, he clicks MALE under gender :D:D:D



So basically (trying to think of a nice way to put it:))a real man knows what buttons to press :D

Michael
« Last Edit: 07/03/2006 23:31:01 by ukmicky »
 

Offline Ray hinton

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 476
    • View Profile
    • http://uk.geocities.com/rayhinton56@btinternet.com/photopagetan.html
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #18 on: 07/03/2006 23:41:53 »
yes.........
its the ones that get the money out the ATM!!!!!!!!!!!![:X]

its the drugs,y-know.
 

Offline baby190789

  • First timers
  • *
  • Posts: 3
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #19 on: 17/03/2006 13:25:50 »
I dont think so!!
 

Offline baby190789

  • First timers
  • *
  • Posts: 3
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #20 on: 17/03/2006 13:26:46 »
Honestly wot makes a real man?
 

Offline Andrew K Fletcher

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2331
  • KIS Keep It Simple
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #21 on: 23/03/2006 19:04:57 »
A real Woman

"The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is most likely to be correct."
K.I.S. "Keep it simple!"
 

Offline Hadrian

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2175
  • Scallywag
    • View Profile
Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #22 on: 23/03/2006 19:40:17 »
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
 

The Naked Scientists Forum

Re: What makes a real man
« Reply #22 on: 23/03/2006 19:40:17 »

 

SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
SMFAds for Free Forums