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« on: 27/06/2011 19:35:00 »
My name is Mr. Data, obviously a psuedonym. Hopefully I can contribute to the site in all area's of science.

Bye for now.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 27/06/2011 19:43:18 »
Hi!

I never metadata before  :)
 

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« Reply #2 on: 28/06/2011 14:15:30 »
Never mind the data, feel the width.



No, that's wrong, isn't it.

As you will have concluded from Geezer's welcome, the science of the pun features quite strongly here from time to time. Data'l teach yer!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 28/06/2011 18:18:31 »
Welcome Mr. Data! I hope you have a great time participating in the forum.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 29/06/2011 03:03:41 »
Thank you for the warm replies, and jokes aside, there are so many subjects here I would like to answer, I simply wouldn't have enough time in the day! And that is no joke! But all I can do is try and not hjack every thread in sight :P
 

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« Reply #5 on: 29/06/2011 03:42:28 »
Wew! I hope it's not corrupted data you'll be putting in this database, LOL.. Welcome to us both..
 

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« Reply #6 on: 29/06/2011 03:47:16 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 29/06/2011 04:22:54 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 29/06/2011 04:30:26 »
Wew! I hope it's not corrupted data you'll be putting in this database, LOL.. Welcome to us both..

I am an imperfect being, created by imperfect beings as my nemesis the Queen Borg once said to me. If by corruption, you mean intentionally, I intend not to do that.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 29/06/2011 04:42:28 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!
 

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« Reply #10 on: 29/06/2011 04:50:41 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 29/06/2011 05:23:35 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.

And speaking of terrible jokes, it must be also a joke.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 29/06/2011 07:25:48 »
Wait a minute! If it's Mr Data, there must be more than one of them.

Did you not know... we where created from a line of different data's. I have a brother called Lore.

No, well er look see, it's a sort of science joke. Data is plural, so if there is only one of you, you would have to be Mr Datum unless you were Mrs Data of course - no, wait a minute - that would have to be Messers Data.

Oh, never mind!

Ah. We synthetic sentient beings tend to get the ability to understand and even state jokes terribly  wrong.

And speaking of terrible jokes, it must be also a joke.

No I really am a sentient machine *looks up*
 

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« Reply #13 on: 29/06/2011 07:53:10 »
Sorry Mr. Data, I didn't know Sentient Machine could be programmed to joke. LOL..
 

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« Reply #14 on: 29/06/2011 08:07:10 »
Sorry Mr. Data, I didn't know Sentient Machine could be programmed to joke. LOL..

Only programmed to try at least :(
 

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« Reply #15 on: 07/10/2011 10:51:38 »

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 07/10/2011 13:57:24 »

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

And we welcome everyone! [who doesn't bring us spam & or troll-ness]
 

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