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The best thing about cats is:

Their all-round furry cuteness/cuddliness
The fact that they are mini tigers
Their independence
The fact that they are not dogs
Their total disregard of what you want them to do
Keeping you warm in an armchair/bed
Smell of their breath
Mouse-catching ability
Bionic hearing
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Offline Geezer

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« Reply #25 on: 23/08/2011 16:34:23 »
You know, I really had a hard time trying to light a Camel, it kept running away whenever I tried to stick it's head into the fire.........

Are you not supposed to brick them first?

Geezer, you know all the old jokes but only obliquely refer to them. Is this the one...

I met a bloke the other day who castrates camels. I asked him how does he do this. He said he gets two bricks and slams them together about the camel's gonads. I asked him "Oh heck, doesn't that hurt?". He replied "Nah! Well, only if you get your thumb in the way as you slam the bricks".

Is that the one? :-)

Yes - at least a variation of that. The purpose of "bricking" is to ensure that the camel is full of water so it will make it to the next oasis. You wait until the camel is drinking at the water hole, then sneak up behind it and brick it.

The punch line is the same.
« Last Edit: 23/08/2011 17:06:13 by Geezer »
 

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« Reply #26 on: 04/10/2011 14:07:54 »
I like their way of recognizing a friend and their trust and acceptance with pleasure of the strokes and holds.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 11/10/2011 09:29:48 »
Best thing about them is being sweet, After a long hours of  work they will come after you just to relax you.
 

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