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« on: 03/11/2011 13:18:42 »
Bill walks into his local pub and orders a pint.
"Sorry Bill" says the landlord "because of your behaviour last night you're not welcome here any more"
"What !!" exclaims Bill
"Yep "replies the landlord  " you're Bard"






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« Reply #1 on: 04/11/2011 08:46:05 »
Bill walks into his local butcher and says "Perchance, would you be in possession of a fine lamb shank, my good man?"

The butcher says "Get out, you're bahed".
 

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« Reply #2 on: 04/11/2011 11:43:14 »
Bill wakes up one day to find that he's been turned into a rigid piece of evenly shaped metal ! "oh no !"  he exclaims " .."I've been Bard"
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/11/2011 11:55:18 »
McDonalds are introducing a new Shakespeare themed burger inspired by the Scottish tragedy...it's a McBeth !  ;D
 

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« Reply #4 on: 05/11/2011 03:42:12 »
He do hath a way with women.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 05/11/2011 04:03:45 »
Young Bill is hanging out down the boozer with his mates.

"Wotcha writing now, young Bill me lad?"

"Ho! Tis a merrie playe I hath nam-ed Dick Turd."

"Forsooth! Be ye totally mental? No honest man will lay down good coin to witness a playe of such evil portent."

"What might thee instead?"

"Nameth it Richard the Turd"

 

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« Reply #6 on: 05/11/2011 04:07:16 »
Sign in camping shop window ...

"Now is the winter of our discount tent"
 

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« Reply #7 on: 05/11/2011 17:00:02 »
It wouldn't be right to miss out this one from the Carry On crew. Eat your heart out Bill!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 05/11/2011 19:25:28 »
Kwality clip Monsieur Don !


Sign in Anti-Capitalism shop window

"To bank or not to bank, that is the query"
 

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« Reply #9 on: 06/11/2011 01:41:03 »
>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

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« Reply #10 on: 06/11/2011 06:45:09 »
>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

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there are only 10 types of people who will understand that: those who do and those who don't.
 

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