As a sheepie I of course luff mushrooms !...gawwd dammit..I just totally luff them !...All I ever think about is mushrooms from the moment I awake to the time I fall asleep.... At this moment I am cooking Chicken In Riesling wine shallot , mushroom and cream sauce in the slow cooker....It's been slow cooking for six hours !..oh my gawwwd !!!....*le yum*
Mushrooms as ewe know were invented in 1983 by a very fun guy in Portobello Road
I dare say that when he invented them that he could not imagine in his wildest dreams the monstrosity that I unearthed today !...an abberational freak of nature unseen of anywhere in the whole Universe ! (that's rather large ya know ?...bigger than a car park ! )
Look for yourself..but be warned...it's a shocking malformed derangement of truncated mutilation !An abnormality of Biblical proportions !
See ?...Can ewe bear to look at it ?....Mary Shelley had nothing on this grotesque absurdity !
Help me understand this ?How could this happen ?...Surely this is two separate mushrooms but how did they grow and join at the bulby end?
.....Sheesus !..I can barely look at it !
Please do what ewe can to ease the suffering torment in my mind..I must know how this happened so that I can tell the world and hope that nothing like this ever happens again !
Hugs and shmishes
mwah mwah mwah
It's Alive !