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falcon thing
« on: 20/05/2006 20:09:46 »
i was sat quietly today,enjoying a cuppa when BANG! something hit our front door,as i thought,them damn kids with a football,nips outside,nothing,then i notice a perigrin hanging around,as they have done for a few months.
when i went out side later i saw a dead pigeon on my front lawn,no head,mmm strange as i turned to go in i noticed a hole in my nice new upvc garage door,about the size of a pigeons head,in its haste to avoid a perigrin,the stupid bird had flown at full speed into my garage doorblasting a hole in two of the nice boards and costing me a fortune no doubt [:(!]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #1 on: 20/05/2006 20:30:15 »
Falcon-Ell !!

That's some krazy pigeon **** happening right there !!

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #2 on: 20/05/2006 20:41:40 »
Pigeon pie tonight :)

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #3 on: 20/05/2006 20:56:41 »
the local crow knicked the remains for its chicks,but i have the evidence of the impact

it measures about 6in x 8in in total,[:(!]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #4 on: 20/05/2006 21:22:20 »
Bloody Hell !!...well..we have learned a valuable lesson tonight....Pigeons...even at great speed...can not pass through a garage door !!


Ray...is your garage door automatic ?..perhaps the pigeon was desperately pushing the remote and it just failed to open !

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #5 on: 20/05/2006 22:05:11 »
no its not an autodoor,and being on a main road it gets very grubby, ( road dust ) and my wife is one of those women that will not allow dust to settle,so she is constantly cleaning the front and garage doors ,(he he )welllll, keeps her fit [:0][B)]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #6 on: 20/05/2006 22:09:26 »
Blimey Guvna !!

I wish my wife woud clean the garage door !!..wanna swap ?

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #7 on: 20/05/2006 22:18:43 »
your request leaves the door wide open to a torrent of "adult" questions,to whose bait i shall not rise,back in the past when i wasnt a cop,i would not have hessitated to ask a string of obscene,sex related questions,due to my position as a defender of law and order upholder of the moral code i shall not be drawn [^]



swallow ? y/n   [:0]

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #8 on: 20/05/2006 22:50:18 »
Here you go ray, i was bored so i repaired it for you, No charge:)

PENGY THE PENGUIN

is that a pair of Loretta's boots he's carrying
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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #9 on: 20/05/2006 23:19:36 »
I had a pigeon headbutt my car once. Well, maybe that's not strictly accurate. I was poodling down the road in my little beaver car around dawn (she's a big girl - we use her as a roundabout). Ahead of me in the road was a throng of pigeons. As I neared them, all but 1 flew away. That 1, however, decided to walk straight towards my car. There was a muffled thump & a cloud of feathers appeared in my rear-view mirror. Do pigeons get suicidal?

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #10 on: 20/05/2006 23:21:39 »
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Do pigeons get suicidal?
Only if they happen to overhear one of your jokes:D

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #11 on: 20/05/2006 23:26:55 »
This just proves how sick Ray is !!

This was the BEFORE picture !!



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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #12 on: 20/05/2006 23:36:57 »
And this was just after !!

Just proves how greedy you are neil, come on open up wide:D
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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #13 on: 20/05/2006 23:39:06 »
NOW THAT REALLY IS SICK !!!

LOL :D


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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #14 on: 20/05/2006 23:42:22 »
Sorry mate, i couldnt resist:D




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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #15 on: 21/05/2006 00:03:46 »
LOL !!..it really made me smile..thanks for that..and I really needed the smile too !!

Of course you DO realise that is not really me....don't you ? *bites fingers up to the knuckles*

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #16 on: 21/05/2006 00:14:53 »
HEY its your profile picture and it dosent matter if he's got hair and you ain't.:)

I was just amazed how quickly i made it, i did it in 10 minutes ,normally  something like that would take me at least 11

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« Reply #17 on: 21/05/2006 01:40:33 »
10 minutes !!...that is impressive....yep, I heard you possessed such staying power!! ;)

methinks me ought to revert back to old profile piccy :)


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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #18 on: 21/05/2006 05:10:13 »
Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #19 on: 21/05/2006 13:26:02 »
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Originally posted by JimBob

Back to the foot in mouth, eh?

I realize you cannot help this, as it is your usual state, poor laddie. I suspect your Tourettes may start acting up again. (You were speaking of yourself in the other thread, weren't you?)



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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #20 on: 21/05/2006 17:20:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

Here you go ray, i was bored so i repaired it for you, No charge:)

PENGY THE PENGUIN

is that a pair of Loretta's boots he's carrying
Michael



Michael,

I am scratching my head to determine what kind of Penguin is this fellow?  Or is this a wannabe, meaning someone deguised as a Penguin...hmmm, Michael!  Nah, couldn't be you with a cute costume like that on is it?  If not, put those booties back!  We can't afford a penguin to be without his feet covered!  hehe

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #21 on: 21/05/2006 18:29:42 »
quote:
I am scratching my head to determine what kind of Penguin is this fellow? Or is this a wannabe, meaning someone deguised as a Penguin...hmmm, Michael! Nah, couldn't be you with a cute costume like that on is it? If not, put those booties back! We can't afford a penguin to be without his feet covered! hehe

"Lo" Loretta


I thought i would ask the worlds number one expert on penquins. and she my 4 year old niece said it is definatly looks like a penguin to her.

so you can't have them:)

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #22 on: 21/05/2006 19:37:11 »
DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...*PENNY DROPPING MOMENT*

I just realised how you got the shape for the penguin Michael !!

Very very good chum !!...you're the man!!

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #23 on: 28/05/2006 19:45:06 »
Now I have been gone for a bit...could you tell me was this done by paint program?  I want a penny dropping moment too and will be generous with a nickel dropping moment to Michael's great painting.

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Re: falcon thing
« Reply #24 on: 30/05/2006 01:27:02 »
yeh,thats fine,just draw and paint all over MY garage door,dont get any of this "public domain" tosh with me !.

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