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rock solid OS
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #1 on: 10/03/2012 22:23:02 »
Let the puns begin!
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #2 on: 10/03/2012 23:37:09 »
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #3 on: 10/03/2012 23:49:48 »
All those memories
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #5 on: 11/03/2012 04:46:20 »
It seems to be lacking loudspeakers to play the sedimental music.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #7 on: 11/03/2012 10:32:53 »
Inscription reads:-

"I told you I had a nasty virus."

We shall be together again come the day of the resolution.
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #8 on: 11/03/2012 10:37:30 »
You really have to marble marvel at the stonemason's work.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #9 on: 11/03/2012 10:39:42 »
How did he die?
It say's here he was involved in a fatal crash.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #10 on: 11/03/2012 20:50:06 »
His bus got rammed.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #11 on: 11/03/2012 21:03:44 »
In the end, he just lost his drive.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #12 on: 11/03/2012 21:04:28 »
Will he be backup?
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #13 on: 11/03/2012 21:13:13 »
When the chips are down, it's all over.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #14 on: 12/03/2012 01:28:26 »
He OD'd on his OS. They pulled the plug after his last lethal upgrade.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #16 on: 12/03/2012 08:48:50 »
"Free to rome at last."
 

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« Reply #17 on: 12/03/2012 08:56:30 »
"Not dead, just hibernating."
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #18 on: 12/03/2012 09:00:26 »
"Live life to the full, its over in a flash.
One day you're here, the next you've had your chips."
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #19 on: 12/03/2012 16:43:43 »
It was a fork of Windows Me, called Windows Crack (most addictive OS ever.) It was quietly dropped when all the alpha testers died. Bill was hit hard, joined the unification church, was briefly married to a Zorka from the planet YYKZ (pronounced yikes.) Glad to say he's alright now and quietly raising goats in his big house.
 

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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #20 on: 13/03/2012 09:23:17 »


Oh bugger! I've juzt realizzed I kant speel.

Hmmm, Aye culd bee inn lyne fur a jobe on the Gwardean. thay kneed peeple lik me.
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #21 on: 21/03/2012 16:15:41 »
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Re: rock solid OS
« Reply #22 on: 04/04/2012 10:30:15 »
His eyes are gone, but the windows to his soul remain.
 

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