Author Topic: rock solid OS (Read 1244 times)

Geezer · **Reply #1 on:** 10/03/2012 22:23:02

Let the puns begin!

RD · **Reply #2 on:** 10/03/2012 23:37:09

It has to use monolithic integrated circuits ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monolithic_integrated_circuit

Chemistry4me · **Reply #3 on:** 10/03/2012 23:49:48

All those memories

RD · **Reply #4 on:** 10/03/2012 23:56:12

do they have a webcam ?

Geezer · **Reply #5 on:** 11/03/2012 04:46:20

It seems to be lacking loudspeakers to play the sedimental music.

RD · **Reply #6 on:** 11/03/2012 05:39:54

ashes to ashes, DOS to DOS

Don_1 · **Reply #7 on:** 11/03/2012 10:32:53

Inscription reads:-

"I told you I had a nasty virus."

We shall be together again come the day of the resolution.

Don_1 · **Reply #8 on:** 11/03/2012 10:37:30

You really have to ~~marble~~ marvel at the stonemason's work.

Don_1 · **Reply #9 on:** 11/03/2012 10:39:42

How did he die?
It say's here he was involved in a fatal crash.

grizelda · **Reply #10 on:** 11/03/2012 20:50:06

His bus got rammed.

Geezer · **Reply #11 on:** 11/03/2012 21:03:44

In the end, he just lost his drive.

Geezer · **Reply #12 on:** 11/03/2012 21:04:28

Will he be backup?

Geezer · **Reply #13 on:** 11/03/2012 21:13:13

When the chips are down, it's all over.

grizelda · **Reply #14 on:** 12/03/2012 01:28:26

He OD'd on his OS. They pulled the plug after his last lethal upgrade.

RD · **Reply #15 on:** 12/03/2012 02:44:12

Quote from: Geezer on 11/03/2012 21:04:28

Will he be backup?

That would be an out of box experience.

Don_1 · **Reply #16 on:** 12/03/2012 08:48:50

"Free to rome at last."

Don_1 · **Reply #17 on:** 12/03/2012 08:56:30

"Not dead, just hibernating."

Don_1 · **Reply #18 on:** 12/03/2012 09:00:26

"Live life to the full, its over in a flash.
One day you're here, the next you've had your chips."

grizelda · **Reply #19 on:** 12/03/2012 16:43:43

It was a fork of Windows Me, called Windows Crack (most addictive OS ever.) It was quietly dropped when all the alpha testers died. Bill was hit hard, joined the unification church, was briefly married to a Zorka from the planet YYKZ (pronounced yikes.) Glad to say he's alright now and quietly raising goats in his big house.

Don_1 · **Reply #20 on:** 13/03/2012 09:23:17

Oh bugger! I've juzt realizzed I kant speel.

Hmmm, Aye culd bee inn lyne fur a jobe on the Gwardean. thay kneed peeple lik me.

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Nizzle · **Reply #22 on:** 04/04/2012 09:30:15

His eyes are gone, but the windows to his soul remain.

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