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Offline Nick Meyer

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Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« on: 16/06/2006 04:35:21 »
What is the easiest way to get birds to explode? does this only work with sea gulls?
This May be mean but my neighbor likes to feed birds and were locked in a landowner fude and i think some birds are going to get hit in grossfire

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #1 on: 19/06/2006 15:24:39 »
just catch 1 and throw a fire cracer in it

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #2 on: 24/06/2006 00:30:28 »
quote:
Originally posted by Nick Meyer

What is the easiest way to get birds to explode?


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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #3 on: 24/06/2006 04:53:42 »
quote:
Originally posted by Nick Meyer

What is the easiest way to get birds to explode? does this only work with sea gulls?
This May be mean but my neighbor likes to feed birds and were locked in a landowner fude and i think some birds are going to get hit in grossfire

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Can't say what the situation is in the USA, but I suspect what you are asking would be illegal under animal cruelty legislation within the UK.



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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #4 on: 24/06/2006 07:15:43 »
Very definitely here in the USA also! Don't hurt the whittle birdies Please!
 

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #5 on: 24/06/2006 12:42:34 »
Too funny Karen..don't hurt the dumb little fouls please...unless you are going to cook them and we are all invited over for dinner!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #6 on: 24/06/2006 16:11:07 »
Who did you say was making chicken & dumplings???  I'll be there!!!  LOL!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #7 on: 24/06/2006 18:30:20 »
Nick...land feuding aside...you are a meany-poos to birdies whom,  after interviewing a few , I have on good authority that they do not like being blown up !!..it gives them a real nasty tummy ache and inserting the dynamite really gives them a sore bum !!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #8 on: 25/06/2006 04:36:20 »
besides who wants to clean up all that mess...ick

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #9 on: 25/06/2006 07:02:15 »
I love to eat chicken, As you know we raised them for slaughter, but to blatently kill them just to do it!  Not funny! Really rather sad you know! You should rethink the situation. Not the chickens fault anymore then it would be a childs fault that their parents split up! If you were fueding over the property settlement would you blow up the kids? Ok,OK, maybe thats to drastic and I must remember you are a very young man, and as you say you specialize with anything that goes boom, Just try to keep it humane Young Sir!
  It sounds like you are a very bright young man, There are alot of other things you can do that fall into a safer direction. Have you thought about doing some kind of apprenticeship in a science lab for a profressor at a university. You should talk to one and see if there is  some way to get you into something you like so much, and channel some of that bright mind of yours into something really important.   It would be ashame to waiste any of your very obvious talent on a small creature who just happens to be a tennant on the property!
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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #10 on: 25/06/2006 09:58:03 »
Karen, you make me smile!  LOL

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« Reply #11 on: 26/06/2006 18:23:39 »
Have you considered soaking sprays of millet in nitro-glycerine? That may work :D

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #12 on: 27/06/2006 07:10:32 »
Very funny...leave it to beaver!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #13 on: 09/07/2006 15:48:56 »
When birds eat dried rice, like that thrown at weddings, it expands in their stomachs and can cause death.  It's not the same as the "bang" that I assume most people were imagining when they read the post's title, but their stomachs do essentially explode.
 

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #14 on: 09/07/2006 17:53:21 »
Yes I have heard that too.  They do recommend you do bubbles at weddings and birdseed now...

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #15 on: 22/07/2006 03:07:30 »
i believe what you are looking for is alkaseltzer (sp?)  if you feed half a tablet to a seagul its stomach will explode.  i'm not sure if this works on other types of fowl, nor do I approve of it being done to any types of birds except seagulls....   and maybe bluejays.

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #16 on: 23/07/2006 05:21:55 »
or grackels?

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #17 on: 04/09/2006 05:56:02 »
OHHH![:0]Brutalizing innocent little birdies.....:( what a shame!!!![V]

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #18 on: 04/09/2006 06:01:52 »
The DFW ones are not birds...they are varmits!  LOL

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #19 on: 04/09/2006 22:38:54 »
I love the seaguls too!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #20 on: 05/09/2006 05:41:35 »
The point of this thread is what exactly?

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #21 on: 05/09/2006 06:18:07 »
Its a good question Steven.. How to brutalize little birds? Seems cruel to me no matter how pesky or annoying a bird can be...I love birds of all kinds! noiser the better!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #22 on: 06/09/2006 04:15:29 »
I love seagulls too...but grackels are not my cuppa tea

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #23 on: 06/09/2006 08:50:06 »
Whats wrong with  grackles? They are quite lovely!

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Re: Exploding Chickens?!?!?!
« Reply #24 on: 06/09/2006 14:31:35 »
I thinketh you need to come to the DFW area..they are vicious little critters...if you know blue jays don't stick around...sumpin' must be wrong..you know if the city is shooting guns in the downtown areas to get them to leave..it has to be bad...I know there are different types of grackles..but these are very aggressive...

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